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Mild swearing from someone( it's not Romano -_-)

A new and dangerous friend.

While walking back to camp with the Beilschmidt's brothers you decided to lead the way.

After half a hour , you realize that you were lost.

"And then you make a left.." You stopped in the middle of your tracks.

"Nein I told you make a right." Germany interrupted.

"SHUT UP MAN!" You gave a sneer.

"Alright alright ." He chuckled.

You turn towards Prussia, who was mindlessly playing with his yellow companion gilbird on the floor.

You walked stealthily to Germany and poke him to say' you want him to bend down' and whispered

"How the hell are you guys related?!" In a sort of hush hush tone.

He replied back " a mystery"

(Bshshshshs)

Gilbert tense up seeing something moved in the bushes.

It growled then sparked.

You froze and stood in an cautious position.

Gilbert hid behind his younger brother while his brother acted like a shield for the albino.

"I'm going to look."

Gilbert refused you to go alone but you shrugged it off.

1 step, 2 step...

3 ste--

"YOU STUPID BRITISH BASTARD!!!"

The figure tackled your defenseless figure.

It a daze , you screamed out "NANI!"

You looked down and grabbed the collar of the small neko.

It took you a few seconds before speaking,

"2p America?"

The red head nodded in anger but held onto a piece of clothing so that he wouldn't fall off.

"Sup 1p assholes" he waved and smiling a innocent yet creepy smile.

"Allan f. Jones." Germany addressed.

"It's Al for short, d**khead." He scowl

Carefully dropping him onto the ground , you asked

"Why are you here and as a neko?"

"Well babe, first that idiot Alfred kept ringing up me telling me

'DUDE THERE'S LIKE A GAME WHERE YOU CAN LIKE TOTALLY KILL MONSTER FOR FUN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA'" he did his best 1p America expression.

You couldn't help laughing while Germany and Prussia whispered

"Typical Alfred...."

"and so I fu**en believed him so while it was downloading I went to the bathroom and Oliver decided to be a shi*ty dork he is choose the 'so fu**en cute thing he saw'" he added in disgust.

"So what's with the collar" Prussia pointed out

"Hm..oh that fu**en thing. It a shock collar for all the 2p's characters so that we don't go killjoy and destroy the game, break the rules and none of game domination etc etc, etc,...."

He explained like he was being lectured.

"Are these real?" You grabed his cat like ears.

"OWWWWW ARE YOU FUC*EN MAD WOMEN!?!?!?" Al flapped his arms.

"AH SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!"

"DONT SAY THAT!! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A WUSSY!!"

He blushed.

"YOURE LUCKY THAT YOURE A GIRL AND BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MY BAT..." He mumbled.

Grabbing his collar again, little sparks flew showing that he was pissed of but you took no mind and place him or your shoulders.

You smiled " would you like to join our party?"

"Do I have a fuc*en choice?" He narrowed his eyes towards you

"Nope!"

And continue your way to camp.

"OI DONT LEAVE US BEHIND!" Gilbert yelled out from behind while Ludwig followed behind face palming

Allan f. Jones have joined the party.