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Ask-Mahomett — Q12:Need Entertainment, why not Date?
Published: 2012-03-16 03:08:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 668; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 1
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Bwahahaaha. Only one other person has had the gull to suggest anything of this nature. And her level of success was arguable at best. You are clearly not comparable, so I suggest you rethink your impressions of me before I begin to feel peckish.((I wanted to give Maho some overtly inhuman characteristic that was purely physical, therefore, he now has a hell-mouth on his chest. Whoo. Anatomy is a lie.))
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.... -curious face as she takes a stick and tries to poke his chest-
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-The mouth on his chest quickly opens and snaps closed with a loud crack-
Mah: My my, he's hungry.
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Meep! O___O Um... I... I have some leftovers it can eat?
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Mah: Now now dear, I'd rather eat nothing than eat left overs. I have better standards than that. Though, I must thank you for the offer.
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But they're really good leftovers~ And what did I say about calling me "deary"
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Mah: Hmmm? What exactly are they? And oh my, where are my manors? I must've forgotten.
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Birthday lasagna! 
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Mah: Hmmm.. That sounds quite funny. And I must say, if you're willing to share, I will take you up on your offer.
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-pulls a tupperware container out of her bag- Don't mind the half-melted candle.
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Mah: -Takes the container, his chest mouth opening, and eats the entire thing, container and all- Mhmmmn.
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o___o;; Well I can say that's the first time I've ever seen anything like that
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Mah: Haha. Well, there isn't anyone else like me.
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You mean you don't know if there are any others of your species?
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Mah: I know there aren't any others.
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You know this for a fact?
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Mah: I am certain. Now why do you doubt me so? I have been in existence in step with the entirety of the universe. I am fairly sure I would know whether or not I am the solitary one of my kind!
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O_O I didn't mean to make you upset...
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Mah: -Coughs into his hand- Erherm, sorry to have lost my composure, I simply don't understand what this fixation is on whether or not I'm one of a kind.
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Well... Doesn't the thought make you kind of... lonely?
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Mah: Hmm. . . It did a long time ago. But I've had an eternity to get over it.
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That's good. There really is no point on dwelling on something forever.
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Mah: Hm. We may have disagreed greatly in the past, but it is this point that I believe we are of one mind on.
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I guess even the most opposite of people have some kind of common ground. -smiles a little-
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Mah: Haha. I guess so. -Grins back-
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You know, you're not so scary. At least not right now.
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Mah: Is that a challenge? -Grins.-
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<__< Don't ruin the moment, bro. I was enjoying the pleasantness.
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Mah: -Chuckles- I'm only joking. Haha.
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Oh you. -playfully punches him on the shoulder-
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Haha. Hey now, don't go and push your boundaries just yet.
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Sorry. ^ ^;; It's a force of habit.
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Haha. It's quite alright. Just watch yourself.
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No kidding! Especially now that I know about that mouth on your torso. What if you have mouths on your arms too!
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Haha. Convenient as that would be, unfortunately I do not.
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"Convenient"? I'm not even going to ask - ^ -
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Something has been nagging at me in the back of my mind. If you have a mouth on your chest that can actually eat, where are your heart and lungs? :<
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Haha. Well, in all actuality, I'll share a secret with you. -Whispers in her ear- This isn't my body, it's simply a guise, or a puppet, linked to my true body.
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O___O Is that why you can't feel pain? But then, why did it bleed? > ^ < Grr! I will never understand magic!
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Haha. Just because this body isn't entirely real doesn't mean it doesn't have the properties of a real body, it needs something to keep it moving, and that's where my blood comes in. It's actually quite the complex process. It took me about a Milena to comprehend and master making guises.
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Sounds like pretty complicated magic. O ^ O
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Oh it is. The amount of time needed to master it is extraordinarily long.
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So is your real body floating in space or something? o ^ o
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-Points down- It's been sealed inside this planet.
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I don't really know why you're being so open about this. I thought we were on opposite sides.
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Well, even if that's true, what is there that you can do about it?
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True... But I don't really believe in playing dirty either.
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Haha. That's quite an admirable quality.
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Thanks, heheh. ^ ^ You can thank my parents. They raised their little girl right.
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So few parents do now'a days. Glad someone's got it right.
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