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Published: 2012-08-26 21:40:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2806; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 171
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I have a question... WHY IS YOUR NO FACE SO BEAUTIFUL?
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aww. well better question then. Do you eat anything else beside kids?
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I..........I rather enjoy cake..........
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:/ How tall are you?
*is quite sure this has already been asked*
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7 foot to 8 foot.......I haven't checked in a while.
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Adlhga;dhb;ak My friend is 7'5. I imagine you as a 10 footer for some reason.
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no.........my dad was 10 foot.....
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ARGHHHH. I'm feeling so small just talking about how tall my friends and your family and you and whatever, I think I'll just leave.
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so.......how tall are you?....
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hm..... Your not that short......
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Compared to the people I'm with nearly 24/7, I'm the shortest bugger in the bloody country.
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Awww. That doesn't seem fair.
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I swear my friends take buggin' height growth pills or somethin'
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maybe they eat children too.....
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O.O
OH. BLOODY HELL.
Now that I think of it...Onyx does go for a stroll in the forest at night and doesn't come back until one...............Do you see a 7'8, pale, lavender eyed adult walk through the forest? THAT'D BE HIM. WHAT DOES HE DO.
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Oh.....HIM........
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uuh......it's best I don't speak about it.....
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But...but...Onyx is...my best...friend.......
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Well............um...........
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TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME
I'll go to Daddy if I have to
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Fine. As you wish human.
He usually goes in there with a female of your species.......
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Should I continue.
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You.......Should already know.....What happens next.....
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Did you have feelings for him?
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NO. NO. HE'S 25. I'M NOT EVEN 21 YET. HE JUST KEPT SAYING HE'LL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. AND THAT HE PLANNED NOT TO BUGGIN' MARRY A GIRL. THE BLOODY BASTARD LIED.
I'll have you know I hate being lied to.........
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I hate children who lie as well.
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All children lie at one point or another. We're not perfect.
Bloody hell, I'm not sure about you 'not being perfect', Slenderman
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Yes.....I suppose that is true.
I assure you, i'm far from perfect....
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But the ones who flat out lie constantly.........
BLOODY HELL, I HATE THEM!!!!
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I couldn't agree with you more....
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...I'm going to go to bed, already tired enough from working on some metals......
Night, Slenderman~
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Good night friend........
i'll be watching you.......
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Any victims or people you're stalking that you've become quite fond of?
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Of course....If the children aren't bad, I become......a kind friend for them.
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Well that's nice.
Who've been the best and worse children?
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I don't remember the worst one........but.........the best one.........
.....Little Lucy......
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What did Lucy do when she saw you/whatever she did that involved you? :3
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She........Smiled right away and wanted to be friends.
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Slendy.
I SEE YOU TALKED TO MY DEAR FRIEND NIGHT.
But anyways.
Why do you have to be so tall that I can't hug you! D: *is 4'9*
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