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Ask-ShadowLink โ Shadow Link's Current Dreams
Published: 2011-09-12 04:47:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 10714; Favourites: 211; Downloads: 432
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WARNING: (Yeah it's yaoi, whatever. Don't comment if you don't support it.)--
....zzz... *dreaming*
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Shadow: n..no master! Not the whore dress! Anything but that dress!
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Vaati:I AM UR MASTER AND YOU DO ME A LAP DANCE WHILE WEARING A WHORE DRESS WHEN I FUCKING TELL U TO
Me:Uuuhm...Vaati,calm down,I'm sure we can solve this in a more polite way-
Vaati:NO WE CAN'T AND AS UR MASTER I ORDER YOU TO KEEP WATCHING THE DANCE!
ME:...As you wish,m-master *since when are you my master?Ugh...I just hope he doesn't order me to--*
Vaati:AND U ARE NEXT,LITTLE LADY.
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Shadow: master calm down! She doesn't even work here
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Vaati:YES SHE DIES,SINCE NOW.AND YOU STILL AREN'T DANCING
Me:Well Shadow...uuhh...thanks for trying?
Shadow:Uuhh...no prob *good thing she doesn't know I wanna see her dance...WAIT WUT*
Vaati
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Shadow: now?
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Vaati:YUS
Me:EEK!
Vaati:YOU MAKE SURE YOU LOOK OR I'LL STONE WITH U
Me:W-what does that exactly mean?O///O
Vaati:Should I know?!Kill or raep,perhaps (๏ฟฃะด๏ฟฃ)
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(I don't agree with the rape thing )
Shadow: can't she leave
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Vaati:NU.BTW,HAVE YOU FINISHED DANCING?
Woe,you look like you're really angry at meh QAQ XD
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( well yeah. Rape isn't funny at all and I refuse to role play about it)
Shadow: n..no
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(No,it isn't XP especially when an eleven year old girl jokes about it...wait...I shouldn't have said that.
Vaati:WELL KEEP ON
Me:Milord,he tecnically can't keep on,if he hasn't even star-
Vaati:SHUT UP OR I'LL DOUBLE YOUR TIME OF PERFORMANCE MISS
Me:...*whispers:no problem for trying,huh*
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(Well it's not something to joke about)
Shadow: master does she have to watch
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(I know sorry TT-TT)
Me:Well...I think not-
Vaati:YES SHE DOES BECAUSE I LOVE SUFFERING MUHAHAHAHAHAHWH
Me:No better way to make me suffer,actually.
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( then don't )
Shadow: how about you get out if here and go.
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(sorreh)
Vaati
Me:...FUCK MY LIFE
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Shadow: oh for fucks sake can't you do anything? !
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Me:WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME,PRINCESS!
Lawl
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Shadow: quit playing the damsel in distress. That is so cliche!
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Me:Actually,I was imitating Link from the Legend of Zelda TV show.Returning to the story,where was I?Oh yes.
Me
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Shadow: oh for fucks sake
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Me:WELL EXCUUUU-...Oh wait I already said that.
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Shadow: save yourself for once
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Me:When I finish this pack of Doritos~
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Shadow: How are you going to eat those when you're tied up
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Shadow: you don't know the first thing about magic
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Me:The Hylians are the race that uses it most likely because they are the closest Zelda race to the gods.HAH.
DAT ENTIRE DAY SPENT ON ZELDA WIKI.
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Shadow: doubt you know how to use it
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*nothing happened
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Box:Giuly used EXPELLIARMUS!...But nothing happened!
"AW,MAN"
Box:Giuly is annoyingly complaining!
"SHUT UP"
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Shadow: *sleeping*
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Vaati
Giuly: ย ย
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Shadow: * says his masters name in his sleep *
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Vaati:Hhmmm...that's strange...Giuly,do you know something about it?
Giuly:Eeehhmm... *panicks and jumps from the window*
Vaati:...I will look for you.I will find you.And I will kill you.
Giuly:*facepalms*Fuck,I forgot the Doritos.
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Shadow: master ! Master! Master!where are you hiding? You can't beat me at this game you know.* looks under couch *
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Shadow:WTF...?
Giuly: OH HAI you seem nervous.Is there something wrong?
Shadow:Uuuhhm...yup.BECAUSE UR UNDER THE FRIGGIN' COUCH!WHY?
Giuly: Oh,that.Master Vaati said that he will look for me.He will find me.And he will kill me.Sooo...I was hungry and came back here.
Shadow:Why should he kill you?.-.
Giuly: Because I didn't said anything about your "problem"with him. uvu anything else?
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Shadow: * blush* problem?! I don't have a problem!
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Giuly:I'm not THAT dumb,y'know.And you should be grateful to me if I didn't say anything...
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Shadow: and why is that
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Giuly: Oh,so you want me to tell the Master about it? *tease*
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Shadow: you wouldn't!
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Giuly:U THINK?
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Shadow :*smirks* there's no way you would
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Giuly:Geez...you know me too well -.- andpleasestopsmirkinglikethat
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Shadow: too bad. I will
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Giuly:*sobs in a corner and thinks:geez,as soon as you fangirl Link you fangirl Shadow too...-.-*
...you can't read my mind do you
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Shadow: I'm more interesting in eating right now than reading your mind
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Giuly:Here,have some cheese puffs.
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Shadow: ....
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Giuly:U NO LIKE CHEESE PUFFS?!
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