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Published: 2015-10-28 07:35:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 127531; Favourites: 4461; Downloads: 0
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I aspire to be Sans.Final part -->
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I'm gonna be completely honest, the first time I saw this I was DIEING LAUGHING Especially on the " Practice safe sax" one XDXDXDXD
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These aren't normal puns, these are inappropriate puns
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heyy whered ya get the kool icon?
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Hue hue kid, when I get naked in the shower....
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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it's ok bro. don't rattle your bones over my puns.
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*Gee, bro. I thought that
nothing got under your skin.
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*Sorry to RATTLE your BONES bro. it just gets so BONELY telling puns to myself.
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But what was he gonna say at the end
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"The shower usually gets turned on"
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this is legit the best thing ever
i mean theyre playing with the pixar ball this is just amaze
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I TOTALLY FORGOT I DREW THE PIXAR BALL
HAHA *HIGH FIVES PAST SELF
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The Pixar Ball is bae i love that ball
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:When I get naked in the bathroom i--
: Sans. Shut. The. Flip. Up.
: BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GETS NAKED IN THE BATHROOM!!!
: LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THESE CHILDREN.
: Heh~
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When I get naked in the bathroom... The shower usually gets turned on.
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Bro, I thought nothing got under your skin.
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............SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!>:0
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wait what
I dont get the saxaphone joke
explain it to me plz
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Maybe you'll know when you're older
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I believe it is referring to how sax (short for saxophone, of course) sounds similar to, well, y'know; sex.
And to get good at your instrument, you must obviously practice playing it.
'Safe sex' is having *ahem* intercourse responsibly without the possibility of getting knocking up/impregnating your partner. This topic is usually called the practice of safe sex.
So...yeah. It's a pun. Practice safe "sax".
I'm sure you already knew most of this stuff so sorry if I made you read a crap-ton of Shiz you already knew; hope you kinda understand the joke now. If not...sorry again
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I've come across this SO many times and JUST now got the saxophone joke
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I used to think it said "Safe Say"
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And I was just plain confused. 😋
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Hey kids, when I get naked in the bathroom.
THAT'S ENOUGH! *throw sans into a shower*
The shower usually gets turned on.
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Hey kids wanna hear a fcked up unnecessary joke
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