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What bella is saying is, "Now we can have hot, passionate, fiery, make-the-skin-melt-off-every-fan-reading-this-send-them-into-a-coma-and-put-them-in-a-hospital, earth shaking, tea and biscuits, pillow ripping, furniture breaking, siezurific sex."lolz
I was not happy.
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haha ha I love it. lolz. I was rele expecting stephanie to do at least something more than what she did. I mean there was more "X rated" stuff in Eclipse when he holds her hostage!!
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I agree. We are mature enough, as young adults, to see Bella friggen get ripped apart giving birth, but we're not allowed a sex scene? I want justice!
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It must have been kinky... the poor pillows...
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Dude... I felt the same way... I was reading it, and I'm all like, "Oh boy, here it comes!!!!!!! XD" Then... BWAHHH... My expectations... WASTED!!!!!!!!!!! DX
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oh the rant my boyfriend had to endure, he probably wasn't happy i said i expected sex from another man....character lol jk
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If you look back to all the books, the first 3 fit together. the last one, though awesome in every way except for lacking details *wink,wink*, did not fit together with the series. It was so random!!!!! but good!
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lol I thought the SAME thing throughout the book. Even at the VERY end there's no satisfaction. Drat that Meyers for holding out on us xD
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Don't worry, just read fanfictions, most come with "hot, passionate, fiery, make-the-skin-melt-off-every-fan-reading-this-send-them-into-a-coma-and-put-them-in-a-hospital, earth shaking, tea and biscuits, pillow ripping, furniture breaking, siezurific sex" scenes, with NO CENSORS included!!!
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i could understand her not including the down and dirty lurve making details because some people can't write that really well, but still as a fan...I WANT TO KNOW HOW DID IT GO DOWN! or rather...who did? Dirteh mind i know.
What really grinds my gears was the copout that was the "epic battle".
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Yup that was just a waste of trees.
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i know! was there some underground lure at the bottom of the ocean they dove into? i mean,they just suddenly emerged into a bedroom.-with Edward biting a pillow.? 
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Ah! I know how you feel, you don't even get the erotic details, man we readers were so cheated.
What a jip. Lol great pic though!!
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Soooo true!! I was like "Did they just have sex in WATER?!" -_- and my friend was reading over my shoulder and I was like "That's going to hurt...."
She looked at me weird. *rolls eyes*
But SERIOUSLY!?!? Grr... I want her to publish Forever Dawn now... 'cause she said that it was too bad to publish as a young adult book. WELL PUBLISH IT AS AN ADULT BOOK!!! Her fans are still going to buy it.
Oh well, I still liked Breaking Dawn.
Nice drawing, by the way.
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thank you! and i completely agree
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Oh, come on, guys, this is a TEEN book. If you want details, head to the romance aisle of the bookstore where most of the books have Fabio plastered on them. This is made for a certain age group, you know. *lol* Of course she's not going to put details in it when little girls are reading it too.
Use you imagination.
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yeah but reading it is funner lol
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*lol* I know how that goes. Hehe. If only she made another novel specifically for mature audiences.
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haha! love this picture! That is how I felt!!!!! I understand it is a Young Adult, but couldnt they have stretched it a bit... I was angered that Edward/Bella love making was a pause in a paragraph!!!
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it's a vampire book, sex is expected, no matter how raunchy detailed or tasteless it may be
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LMAO can't stop laughing. XD Awesome.
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it's so tru. look at the other one i made of rosalie called pyscho
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I just did, it was awesome. XD
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lol i'm going to do more soon, please look at my other stuff ^_^
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hahaha!!
thats how i felt!!!
im only like on page 492 right now though
I was just like, ok, they have shmaxed 4 times so far, and we fans have got notin!
its sooo annoying
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omg seriously i actually bought the damn book with my own money and i got NO smex at all.
i will rant on more things i did not like about breaking dawn
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yah, their were alot of weird things in that book
i like it, but not as much as the rest of the series...
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seriously. the best was eclipse cuz there was so much goodness in it
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i personally like twilight the best
new moon and eclipse are both sortof my second favs
though, truthfully, i happen to like new moon better, but only by a little.
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i love it cuz of jacob black, i've loved him since day one
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woohoo!!
I love jacob soooooo much!!!!
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