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Reverse Falls? In the year of our lord 2023? It's more likely than you think.

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Mabel - she is, I feel, definitely mad with power, but she mostly just wants to have a good time with it. She would thrive at OG Bill's Weirdmaggedon party.

Dipper - this boy loves conspiracies, secrets, and knowledge forbidden to mankind. He's sick and tired of everything that isn't power beyond mortal comprehension; for example his Great Uncle's crisis management press conferences. What's the point. He could be dissecting gnomes right now. Goddamnit.

Grunkle Stan - the Mayor of Gravity Falls would sell you to the highest bidder and then only deliver your skin because he already sold your organs somewhere else. His teeth were professionally whitened with powdered baby souls. Do not trust this man.

Soos - technically, he's supposed to be security, but mostly he's just the Pines family emotional support muscleman. Ssshh. Don't tell him.

Robbie - still plays guitar. still hopelessly lovesick. he's just really nice about it now.

Wendy - cool. violent. Breaking bones, hearts, and property with the casual disregard of a teen sociopath.

Pacifica - she's that one super popular girl who always lets you borrow her pens and when she finds you crying in the bathroom she hugs you and fixes your hair and makes you come sit with her at lunch. She's also kind of self obsessed, but hey, if you looked like her, wouldn't you be too?

Priscilla - she moonlights as a beauty stylist. She's very good when she's actually looking at what she's doing.

Preston and Priscilla Northwest - they met at a yachting competition. Preston was convincing millionaires into investing into his Systems Concept Architecture Multi-Level Model (S.C.A.M.M.). Priscilla trying to marry into obscene wealth. Their eyes met over a sweating diamond mine owner, who had just promised Preston five million in cash and Priscilla a necklace of mermaid-eye sapphires, and the spark was electric. They kissed at the bow of the yacht, in the light of the full moon, before being forced to flee in a lifeboat when Preston's fifty arrest warrants were found stuffed into a trash can.

Gideon - Gideon enjoys the sparklier things in life. He likes things that are outstanding and out of the ordinary --- which is probably why he's so obsessed with his journal.

Description
Reverse Falls? In the year of our lord 2023? It's more likely than you think.

.
.
.
.
.

Mabel - she is, I feel, definitely mad with power, but she mostly just wants to have a good time with it. She would thrive at OG Bill's Weirdmaggedon party.

Dipper - this boy loves conspiracies, secrets, and knowledge forbidden to mankind. He's sick and tired of everything that isn't power beyond mortal comprehension; for example his Great Uncle's crisis management press conferences. What's the point. He could be dissecting gnomes right now. Goddamnit.

Grunkle Stan - the Mayor of Gravity Falls would sell you to the highest bidder and then only deliver your skin because he already sold your organs somewhere else. His teeth were professionally whitened with powdered baby souls. Do not trust this man.

Soos - technically, he's supposed to be security, but mostly he's just the Pines family emotional support muscleman. Ssshh. Don't tell him.

Robbie - still plays guitar. still hopelessly lovesick. he's just really nice about it now.

Wendy - cool. violent. Breaking bones, hearts, and property with the casual disregard of a teen sociopath.

Pacifica - she's that one super popular girl who always lets you borrow her pens and when she finds you crying in the bathroom she hugs you and fixes your hair and makes you come sit with her at lunch. She's also kind of self obsessed, but hey, if you looked like her, wouldn't you be too?

Priscilla - she moonlights as a beauty stylist. She's very good when she's actually looking at what she's doing.

Preston and Priscilla Northwest - they met at a yachting competition. Preston was convincing millionaires into investing into his Systems Concept Architecture Multi-Level Model (S.C.A.M.M.). Priscilla trying to marry into obscene wealth. Their eyes met over a sweating diamond mine owner, who had just promised Preston five million in cash and Priscilla a necklace of mermaid-eye sapphires, and the spark was electric. They kissed at the bow of the yacht, in the light of the full moon, before being forced to flee in a lifeboat when Preston's fifty arrest warrants were found stuffed into a trash can.

Gideon - Gideon enjoys the sparklier things in life. He likes things that are outstanding and out of the ordinary --- which is probably why he's so obsessed with his journal.