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Genji stifled another chuckle as you made a face. You wiggled a brow at him, twisting a bit to look at him over your shoulder. He held his stomach while his other hand stayed over his mouth to keep down the laughter. Soldier 76 had caught wind of the "havoc" (read: harmless jokes, stupid punning, and unnecessarily loud laughter) you two had unleashed on headquarters and assigned you both to clean up of one of Overwatch's old garages. Luckily you two weren't being supervised, so you were free to continue being complete idiots as you attempted to clean and organize the random items that had piled up over the years.

"Hey, green bean."

"Yes, Princess Bananahammock?"

"This bitch empty!" You shouted as you pushed the large, empty can toward the cyborg.

"YEET" Genji shouted the word like a warrior cry as he jumped and proceeded to bat the can with a lead pipe, tossing it towards the growing pile of junk. Bouncing off a wall, Genji jumped to a supporting beam and bowed as you slow clapped in admiration. "And that's how the cooler Shimada does it."

"WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"

Soldier76 was quick to rush in after the loud crash and scream. You assumed he had heard the ruckus while passing by and his reflexes got the best of him. Upon seeing the trash littered garage and the two of you, unharmed and danger no where in sight, he simply stared. He looked up at Genji, who threw up a peace sign in what was the most fluid and natural motion he had probably ever seen in his lifetime.

"So . . . this is what happens when you two are left unspervised."

"What, were you expecting something more. . . R-rated?"

"I'm assigning Hanzo to supervise you idiots from now on."

"That is an incorrect plan of action, because according to the Overwatch rulebook of apffthbluwpffth" Genji proceeded to make incomprehensible noises as you laughed, tears threatening to spill as you howled with laughter.

"Genji, why are you even up there?"

"Genji likes to feel tall."

". . . I'm kicking you both out of Overwatch."

"That's fair."

"Yeah, can't argue that."

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Genji stifled another chuckle as you made a face. You wiggled a brow at him, twisting a bit to look at him over your shoulder. He held his stomach while his other hand stayed over his mouth to keep down the laughter. Soldier 76 had caught wind of the "havoc" (read: harmless jokes, stupid punning, and unnecessarily loud laughter) you two had unleashed on headquarters and assigned you both to clean up of one of Overwatch's old garages. Luckily you two weren't being supervised, so you were free to continue being complete idiots as you attempted to clean and organize the random items that had piled up over the years.

"Hey, green bean."

"Yes, Princess Bananahammock?"

"This bitch empty!" You shouted as you pushed the large, empty can toward the cyborg.

"YEET" Genji shouted the word like a warrior cry as he jumped and proceeded to bat the can with a lead pipe, tossing it towards the growing pile of junk. Bouncing off a wall, Genji jumped to a supporting beam and bowed as you slow clapped in admiration. "And that's how the cooler Shimada does it."

"WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON?!"

Soldier76 was quick to rush in after the loud crash and scream. You assumed he had heard the ruckus while passing by and his reflexes got the best of him. Upon seeing the trash littered garage and the two of you, unharmed and danger no where in sight, he simply stared. He looked up at Genji, who threw up a peace sign in what was the most fluid and natural motion he had probably ever seen in his lifetime.

"So . . . this is what happens when you two are left unspervised."

"What, were you expecting something more. . . R-rated?"

"I'm assigning Hanzo to supervise you idiots from now on."

"That is an incorrect plan of action, because according to the Overwatch rulebook of apffthbluwpffth" Genji proceeded to make incomprehensible noises as you laughed, tears threatening to spill as you howled with laughter.

"Genji, why are you even up there?"

"Genji likes to feel tall."

". . . I'm kicking you both out of Overwatch."

"That's fair."

"Yeah, can't argue that."