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bamhugbug — A Flawless Plan
Published: 2008-08-20 06:28:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 133; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 5
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Description Jon told his mom so many times to stay out of his room. There was a sign clearly posted on his door. He could put his own socks in his own drawer by himself, thank you very much. He was a grown man, he could look after himself. Just why waste the money on housing and food when you had a mother all to willing to do it for free? But he couldn't stand it for much longer! His mom had gone too far this time. She was making him get married. To a complete stranger no less, and a scary one at that. She looked like she could possibly be a he.
After days of consideration, he realized what he must do. He must take over the world. Then his mom would couldn't call him a failure anymore. No one could! But first, he would need followers, and a lot of them. He supposed he had his bride-to-be on his side, but he didn't think really count her. In fact, she would probably just scare potential followers away. No, he had to do something spectacular that would make him famous and get tons of fans. Thats when he could begin his quest for world domination!
Yes, it was a brilliant plan, but still, what to do. Jon paced around his mother's home. He paced every room, hoping inspiration would strike. And at last, it did! In the bathroom, of course, where all the world's greatest thinking happens. There was the answer, on the sink, his dental floss. He would make a carpet out of it. No, wait, a flying carpet!
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