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Published: 2007-11-15 19:30:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 60671; Favourites: 407; Downloads: 863
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Final Page.Not fair! You didn't steal anything!
*The Anti-Theft Procyon Transformation Device is used for the easy locating and capture of any person who has stolen products protected by the device. It will transmogrify their DNA and transform them into a humanoid raccoon (Procyon Lotor-sapiens).
Side-effects are possible. They include:
- Enlargement of the mammary glands in female subjects
- Increased length and size of main equilibrium appendage
- Severe depression or thoughts of suicide in subject
- (Being fucking adorable)
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Comments: 51
Efficient anti-theft device, although the concept is sure to get some "ethical" people worried. Bah, who needs them and their regulations on genetic manipulation?
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