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Description I'm sure this has been drawn before. But... it just sort of nestled in my brain and wouldn't go away. X3


transformers belong to hasbro

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to ??? [2014-10-07 01:31:39 +0000 UTC]

WHAT!? CHAAAAARGE! I'LL CALL IN BACKUP!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 01:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: Way ahead a ya! *speeding past the human cars, weaving around to get away from him*

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 01:40:51 +0000 UTC]

OFFROAD, OFFROAD!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 01:44:30 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: I'm not built for offroad! I'm a porche!

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 01:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Shit, that's right! Just- * the guy smacks us off the road*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 01:54:21 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: WOAHWOAHWOAH!!!!! *trying to get back on the road*

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 01:56:18 +0000 UTC]

*screams like hell*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 02:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: *transforms and puts you in a tree, then transforms and rams the guy*

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 02:17:51 +0000 UTC]

*gasps* BE CAREFUL! This is so bad, this is super bad...m*calls Abot base*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 02:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Red: What it it?!

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 02:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Jazz is being attacked! He's fighting right now! I'm in a tree! SEND HELP!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 02:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Red: PRIME!!!

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 03:06:36 +0000 UTC]

*sends coordinates* Hang on... they're coming... *breath shakes*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 03:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: *speeding off*

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 14:46:20 +0000 UTC]

I CALLED BACKUP! KEEP IT UP UNTIL THEY GET HERE!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 15:03:54 +0000 UTC]

Jazz: GOTCHA, GIRL!!!!

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 15:12:17 +0000 UTC]

*hugs tree* Come on, get here now. get here five minutes ago, PLEASE, let's go...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 15:13:34 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: *transforms beside you, grabs you then transforms again and flies off* Optimus and Inferno are going after Jazz and the human.

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 15:15:15 +0000 UTC]

*sigh of relief* Thank you...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 15:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: What happened?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 15:24:02 +0000 UTC]

we were driving to New York and Jazz went onto the opposite side of the road. And next thing I knew, we had been smacked off of the road, and he put me in a tree.

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 15:27:37 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: And he's being chased by the human that hit Bluestreak and Prowl?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 16:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Uh-huh...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 16:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: Oh...

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 16:26:30 +0000 UTC]

I just wanted to go to the party...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 16:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: What party?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 16:40:11 +0000 UTC]

That's why we were going to NYC in the first place. There was supposed to be a party.

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 16:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: The same one Blaster went to?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 16:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 16:58:22 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: *sighs* That party was over an hour ago. I just got back from flying Blaster home when Optimus ordered me to find you.

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 17:17:10 +0000 UTC]

UGH! SERIOUSLY?!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 17:40:56 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: Yeah...

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 17:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Fine!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 18:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: *sighs*

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 18:35:51 +0000 UTC]

*puts head on the dashboard* How could he have known? No one does that, not to get to New York, at least...

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 18:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: What do you mean?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 18:44:19 +0000 UTC]

He was clearly coming from New York. I don't know how he could've known that path could've lead to us, who were going to New York. I'm so confused. See, to get to New York by the road we were on, you have to go down a series of backroads and dirt trails, but it cuts off 4 hours.

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 18:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: ...I don't know either... We need to catch him and interrogate him.

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 18:48:04 +0000 UTC]

*nods* I'm worried about this.

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:00:12 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: I am too...

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 19:05:34 +0000 UTC]

Phone: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Really?! Of all the times...who's texting me?

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: ...

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 19:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh. It's Dad. Let's see... "Were you coming over? I saw you and the Transformer on the news." *texts him back*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: Scrap, news?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 19:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, I know, right?! I can't believe we already made the news! I asked him what the headline was.

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: *sighs* Whenever it's a transformer... Maybe the guy's an attention whore, as Scarshadow says?

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 19:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Doubt it. *phone goes off* I need to change my ringtone. "It says 'Transformer Attacks a Civilian Car'." FUCK!

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:41:34 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: WHAT?! D:< HE'S FLEEING!!!!

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steampunkassassin33 In reply to Tflover323 [2014-10-07 19:51:49 +0000 UTC]

GAHH! *hits head on dashboard*

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Tflover323 In reply to steampunkassassin33 [2014-10-07 19:55:23 +0000 UTC]

Skyfire: Sorry...

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