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Problem Solved

It sounds funny because the God debate is often portrayed as such a profound and insoluble riddle. But if you actually do Google it, you’ll find plenty of articles about untestable hypotheses, anecdotal evidence, Ockham’s Razor, and other useful info about how to evaluate claims, as well as info about evolution, cosmology, particle physics, and other relevant subjects. (I’ve even written a few myself.) Sure, you’ll also find websites like Answers in Genesis, but if you read everything that’s available, you’ll understand why it’s not called Correct Answers in Genesis.

So if anybody asks you why it’s irrational to believe in God, you can just tell them to Google it. And if they accuse you of naively oversimplifying a complex issue, just direct them here.

Examples of useful info that can be found by anyone who is genuinely inquisitive:

Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1)
God is Imaginary
Why Won’t God Heal Amputees
Skyhooks and Cranes
Unfalsifiable claims
Ockham’s Razor
The Best Case For God: Refuted
The Euthyphro Dilemma
Abiogenesis
An article about how to look for intelligent design, with links to lists of embarrassing counterexamples to intelligent design.
A Universe from Nothing

For more religious humor, check out

My Religion
The Bible Says God Doesn’t Exist.

And…



is religiously metaphorical by ~BlueMeadow193 .
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Comments: 1044

BonnieWoodson In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 00:16:31 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome, you have another watcher <3

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x-Mercy-Dimwit-x [2012-06-24 10:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Beliving in G-d is irrational, and I've tried not to but it doesn't work for me. Google why marijuana should be legal.
However, I do agree with ~LoverandSynner, Christians who say THIS IS WRONG YOURE GOING TO HELL etc
have got the wrong idea: we're taught to be loving to everyone and NOT to shove religion down other peoples throats.
So I apologise if some people are doing that, it is not a official Christian practice- quite the opposite.

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I-Take-It-Back [2012-06-23 17:57:08 +0000 UTC]

I goggled my mom and found out my mom doesn't exist when she really does.

hehe

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Andharian In reply to ??? [2012-06-22 23:14:23 +0000 UTC]

Well I don`t entirely believe in god, I mean, I think there must be something there, but it does`t really have anything to do with all the religions we`ve made up. And as far as the tragedies go, I think if he exists he won`t help us or hurt us, I don`t think he would really interfere or care considering there`s probably many other galaxies with many other planets and species. And if he doesn`t exist, it won`t make a difference in 'this life' so OMG LET IT BE.

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Axl-bits In reply to ??? [2012-06-22 20:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Gosh.....I can see where is the world is going now.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 20:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Lolwut.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 21:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Every one knows God is real. How you think we are here? You think we just poof out of no where? D:

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starcat72 In reply to Axl-bits [2013-03-03 06:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Only a few think God is real. The rest are a little more realistic.

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Axl-bits In reply to starcat72 [2013-03-22 17:06:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm already over this conversation.

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SpongeMuffin In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-29 04:13:40 +0000 UTC]

Uhm, no. Only a collect few know a god is real. There are plenty of people, like me, who know a god is NOT real. There is no godly being in this universe.

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Axl-bits In reply to SpongeMuffin [2012-06-29 04:15:57 +0000 UTC]

oh wellzs. Whatever ya say. :\

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SpongeMuffin In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-29 04:20:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm very, very concerned for you if you don't believe Atheist people exist . . .

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Axl-bits In reply to SpongeMuffin [2012-06-29 04:22:44 +0000 UTC]

oh, ok then. XP

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SpongeMuffin In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-29 04:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Childish answers are cute <3 kay bye

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Axl-bits In reply to SpongeMuffin [2012-06-29 04:24:10 +0000 UTC]

lol Thxs.! XD kk bye. :3

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mewnique In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-26 06:22:46 +0000 UTC]

If the knowledge of the existence of a god was self-evident, there would be nobody saying a god doesn't exist. Your logic doesn't make sense.

Also you're kidding, right? Atheists (like myself) put trust into things based on the evidence provided, not on faith. There is no evidence for your god, and there is no evidence against it, but atheists do not have the burden of proof.

I'm here because my parents made me; how do you think you got here? Do you think you descended from the sky?

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 21:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 21:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Its really not a good idea not believe in God. Just a saying.

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AMDuo In reply to Axl-bits [2012-07-15 10:57:32 +0000 UTC]

It's a sensible idea to reject a belief in a god.

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Axl-bits In reply to AMDuo [2012-07-15 17:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Well....Ok then, Whatever ya wanna think.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 21:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Lolol.
Wow.
Fuck off.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 21:41:20 +0000 UTC]

lol same thing with cussing. c:

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 21:46:01 +0000 UTC]

Fuck up.
Fuck down.
Fuck in.
Fuck out.
Fuck fuck.
.kcuF

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starcat72 In reply to Ntn2 [2013-03-03 06:54:17 +0000 UTC]

you. are. awesome. just putting it out there.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-07-15 17:10:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah, again. I just came to say, I really don't care what ya say now. Have a nice day sir.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-07-16 05:58:03 +0000 UTC]

Lol, and you needed to tell me that?
Seems you really care. LOL.

God doesn't exist. c:

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 21:48:39 +0000 UTC]

Good luch with God then.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 21:54:47 +0000 UTC]

But he's ugly!

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 21:56:01 +0000 UTC]

no one knows what he looks like, the pics are made up.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 21:59:34 +0000 UTC]

The, if there are not pictures of him, how do you know he exists?

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 22:01:11 +0000 UTC]

There doesn't need to be a pic. besides he is in heaven watching every thing and knows every thing we do and think.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 22:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we need a pic of him. Otherwise, he doesn't exist.
And now a heaven? And do you have a picture of him in heaven, knowing what we do and think?

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 22:27:20 +0000 UTC]

just never mind. BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU BELIEVE!
but if he is real ya will be sorry.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 22:36:12 +0000 UTC]

No, no I won't, since I didn't have any proof; and if he does punish me for not believing in him, I'll rather be burning in hell for the eternity than being anywhere close to that cunt.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 22:42:30 +0000 UTC]

What a way to call him, it just makes it more worse in Hell. and actually the devil is the one who puts you there so why all blame on God?

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Baileybee63 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-08-21 22:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Actually, Hell is the same for everyone. Also, it's not that anyone PUTS you there, you just have to go somewhere and you're not right for heaven at that point.

(Sorry for cutting in at a random time after the conversation has already ended.)

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Axl-bits In reply to Baileybee63 [2012-08-22 04:40:38 +0000 UTC]

*le sigh* I know, but people Need to know if you do something bad or murder someone for no reason, your gonna get in trouble in some kind of way.

Its ok, I just wish People will leave meh alone about dis.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 22:45:32 +0000 UTC]

But, but...

DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF THE DEVIL?!

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Baileybee63 In reply to Ntn2 [2012-08-21 22:37:08 +0000 UTC]

(Sorry, I randomly cut into this conversation two weeks after it ended, but eh.)

At this point, it's helping no one to continue such a conversation. The simple solution is to wait and see what happens. Whatever we argue now won't matter once we're dead. Once we die, there are three things that might happen to any given person (what every group believes, compressed into a small list). One, you could just cease to exist. Two, you could burn forever without dying in Hell. Or, three, you could go to heaven. I like to go for the most positive option, but it's each person's choice what they believe and where they think they will go. In the end, even this speech won't matter, most likely, and what will happen will happen, regardless of whether or not a person had believed it would happen.

So, having said that, I bid you farewelll until the end, when I might see you...or not.

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Ntn2 In reply to Baileybee63 [2012-08-25 03:55:12 +0000 UTC]

No, no.
God doesn't exist. Period.

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Baileybee63 In reply to Ntn2 [2012-08-25 05:24:48 +0000 UTC]

I mean no offense, but I have not the ability to conform to your beliefs. I will never not believe that God exists.

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Ntn2 In reply to Baileybee63 [2012-08-26 04:21:04 +0000 UTC]

It's not conforming; is just being not-crazy.

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Baileybee63 In reply to Ntn2 [2012-08-26 04:59:07 +0000 UTC]

Take in mind that, while there is no "solid" proof that God exists, there is also no proof that he doesn't. Therefore, if I am crazy, you are as much so. No offense intended, of course.

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Ntn2 In reply to Baileybee63 [2012-08-26 22:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Nobody has ever had proof for the no existance of anything. It's ridiculous.
It's up to you to proof his existance. The lack of proof is, by itself, proof that he doesn't exist.

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Baileybee63 In reply to Ntn2 [2012-08-27 11:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Well, aren't there many things in this world we have yet to discover, yet to notice. When the proper situation arises, you'll have your proof, but by then it might be too late.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 22:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Bleh....Just never mind. You need to read the bible sometimes.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 22:56:01 +0000 UTC]

No, I don't need to.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 22:57:56 +0000 UTC]

ok then, your choice.

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Ntn2 In reply to Axl-bits [2012-06-24 23:05:00 +0000 UTC]

Then don't tell me to.

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Axl-bits In reply to Ntn2 [2012-06-24 23:13:01 +0000 UTC]

I didn't. I said you should.

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