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I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... [grips Sasha] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. [leans in] It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.

[laughing maniacally , holds up a finger trying to calm down]

[inspecting his minigun] Oh my god, who touched Sasha?! Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

[looking somewhat sad] Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. [gets serious] I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

[screaming while firing his minigun, later laughing maniacally] Cry some more! [when the screen suddenly goes dark] Heh, cry some more...

Description
I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... [grips Sasha] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. [leans in] It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.

[laughing maniacally , holds up a finger trying to calm down]

[inspecting his minigun] Oh my god, who touched Sasha?! Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

[looking somewhat sad] Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. [gets serious] I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

[screaming while firing his minigun, later laughing maniacally] Cry some more! [when the screen suddenly goes dark] Heh, cry some more...