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Beavernator β Derpy Bucks Her First Tree
Published: 2014-05-30 17:44:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 49926; Favourites: 1064; Downloads: 201
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Errr... anyone got any theories on how somethin' like that's even possible?Uh... I don't know, but JARVIS imploded when I asked him.
It probably involves a wormhole... or something? I have no idea. The Justice League might have answers.
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Oh, I know! Your mother's so fat the apples magically levitated and reattached to the nearest tree when she approached it. Bajingle.
You fool; Doctor Freeman had the right answer all along- she... she's just Derpy.
I guess that'll have to cut it for now. Have an apple.
No, thank you. Apples are rubbish... and heresy.
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Are you trying to give me a heart attack? Because its working.
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Noo don't you realise you need to read Derpy comics backwards?
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I just don't know what went wrong!
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Somehow Discord was able to troll her even as a stone statue
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That was funny and so cute.
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I had to go through the comic again to figure out what just happened. Derpy sure has some weird talents. It's funny how even as a baby, the laws of physics are still hers to command, just like baby Pinkie.
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Better than me though XD
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Not possible, you can't get worse than reversing progress.
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It's a Topsy-Turvy Tree. When you plant the seed, it immediately grows into a full-grown with ripe fruit. You then need to each all the fruit immediately or it'll float back on the tree and then the tree regresses back to a sapling, and finally to a seed. The cycle then continues.
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Thank you very much Derpy, your unique bucking skill has once again allowed us to use the same tree for bucking practice!Β
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Dude it's the eleventh doctor that hates apples, I'm not sure about the tenth though
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I heard certain frequency's can levitate objects. She must have the right vibe.
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Wait, that's not how you buck apples?
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I just don't know what went wrong!
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she'd cry, but shes too confused to.
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That.... is.... so.... GENIUS! 
Since when can Derpy defy physics? That's Pinkie's territory usually!
But poor Derpy. 
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That's...different. Of course the silent guy is right.
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Out of all of them, Gordon Freeman had the right answer.
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I woulda snuck the bubble cutie mark in on the last panel
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She's too young for that.Β She looks to be about the Cake kids age.Β
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This looks like some weird Discord crap to me... XD
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I'm going to have to agree with you on that. Β Also, where's her parents!? Β Why is she out on the orchard alone!?
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Derpy Hooves, inadvertent reality warper.
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read the comic backwards and it makes sense
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If she cries, all the trees will lose their apples.
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That would be more effective than what she just did.
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Screw all the given answers; She's Derpy, she does what she wants.
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Sorry, but I'm afraid YOU SUCK!
*snort snort*
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Dawwwwwwww, Derpy is so cute. Poor thing, she's like MLP Bad Luck Brian.
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