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Published: 2011-06-22 22:20:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 17752; Favourites: 330; Downloads: 0
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Okay guys... this OLD. I drew this a while ago but didn't really want to upload it because it's such a clichΓ© to make fun of Twilight, and I felt that my knowledge of that damn series was not enough to back my thoughts up.But then I rediscovered this today and thought it was kinda funny, even though it's your average "let's make fun of Twilight" comic, and I hope you're not yet sick of them.
I feel kind of dirty.
But still. I like this one.
Featuring Lucien Lachance, Vicente Valtieri and Edward Cullen.
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Thank you!
Yes, Lucien and Vicente are from Oblivion. I wish I owned them, though.
Oh, and sorry for the late reply.
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I know everyone probably mentioned this - Don't choke on the sparkles, brother - , best line ever 
I feel like Lucien was talking to Champion there, instead of talking about entry to DB he introduces the two instead XD
I wonder what he/she would react about this XD
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Don't choke on the sparkles - Oh that is so damn priceless! It's impossible to write this when laughing so hard but this is THE epicness - and seriously, Vicente and Lucien are so well drawn...or chibitised, whichever suits. So faving this....
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I donβt know which is worse and more terrible vampire diaries (the tv series)or twilightβ¦β¦β¦.
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OMG this is srsly epic! I'm still laughing XD
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I approve of this message XD
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I laughed so hard I was crying, bravo!
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ok i love twilight..........well at least the books, they killed the movies i think. but this buts twilight to shame.^_^ well done,verry well done.
o.ocan i have some of the honey peperment blood please.o.o
o and if anyone cares........in the book it said honey lilack........just sayin ^_^
OMG I LOVE UR COMIC SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honey & lilac? No, seriously? -.- Whaaat. I had thought that the blood at least would be normal, but I guess I was mistaken...
Thank you!
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well it says he smells like it but idk wat it would taste like
lol no prob ^_^ sometimes it pays to be a twilight fan
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what i think is funniest, is that you drew edward cullen looking more attractive the actor
i think the whole thing is drawn and colored well
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XD Π£ ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ Π½Π΅Ρ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ². ΠΠ΄Π½ΠΈ ΡΠΌΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ.
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Seriously, this is genius!
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"By Sithis, it sparkles!"
"I think I owe you a drink."
this is hilarious. lucien's expressions throughout the entire thing are perfect
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Thank you! Glad you like it.
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I think we all owe Vicente a drink. He saved all mankind. Idea of sparkling blood is great. I wonder, does Edward's brain sparkle too?
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Oh My God
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I like the look on chibi-Vicente's face when Lucien introduces Edward. And then they're expressions when Edward explains his uber-impossibleness (sparkles? really?). WTF.
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Indeed! But you drew Bedhead too well for my liking, as my pet hate is his face.
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yessss... My senses are harmed by that bs too. On so many levels. So funny. I've done a few of my own, comics making fun of Twilight. What a ridiculous... grrr... I can't believe that got her popularity. Says nothing for the state of women's brains anymore...
Anyway, honey and peppermint. nice. You might want to watch your dear Vincente. Most diseases of the blood don't bother the dead body of a vampire... but obviously, he might catch something from Edward. He might bleed sparkles from the nose or poop rainbows for a bit... Or feel obliged to do some very shoddy, terrible, emo poetry... *gasp* OR READ THE BOOK ITSELF!!!! OR DATE MARY SUE! Aw, man. Maybe you shouldn't have done that...
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I think I may have broken Vicente now...
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Well... There is hope. You should have him go out and kill something normally... or chase down a werewolf or anything of that sort. Might bring some healing to that poor guy!
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I enjoyed the first book pretty much. But then you think about it it is pretty much a modern romeo and juliet. Besides, the seiries are pretty easy to make fun of and no, its not boring with yet a other one
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Now hold on a second - "Romeo and Juliet" and "Twilight" do not belong in the same context. Just no.
But I'm glad you don't think this is boring! I mean, there are so many Twilight-mocking comics and things out there that I thought people might be sick of them already.
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I know the quality of the two stories are in two diffrent worlds, romeo and juliet beeing the good world and twilight the bad one. But still the simularities are there.
Two people in love, faimlies dont aprove (mainly bellas father), two clans fighting - wearwolves and vampiers ... And she basicly dies out of poison in the first book (she was bitten) Maby I have taken the simularities a bit long searched but I still see them. Poor Romeo and Juliet ...
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I used to think the outrage over Twilight was exaggerated, until I saw the proof. It is horrible. So there's no such thing as putting 'clichΓ©' and 'making fun of Twilight' in the same sentence. This is destiny, it had to be done. *solemn nod*
It's only a bit cruel on Vicente, I guess. Hm. Poor man.
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I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the films - yet, at least. I have considered reading the first book, though, just to see what the fuss is really about, but there are so many other things I'd rather spend time doing... 
Ah, don't worry about Vicente, I'm sure he'll be fine... he might suffer from an inexplicable desire to stare at his sleeping female victims before feasting on them, though, and his gory vampire dreams might be a bit different from now on... the gore is probably replaced with sparkles.
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