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bero3000 In reply to ??? [2016-06-13 12:47:20 +0000 UTC]

That's good....

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 01:43:03 +0000 UTC]

 Are y'all retarded or somethin'?
 I think he was born that way after his parents used him as a bowling ball or whatever...
 Could it be that Bero was meant to be born retarded or just born retarded in general?
 I was gonna guess he was just clinically lost his marbles...
  Either way, that clown ruffian shouldn't be learning to troll and instead act like a man and own up to his mistakes (big and little, I'll say) instead of becoming what commoners call each other a pussy bitchfuck.
  I don't know if that's actually a thing, Rarity.
 Hmmm no Rarity's right, Twilight. Bero has been a pussy bitchfuck for years and still is, according to his encyclopedia dramatica page I am seeing now.
 Wow...like totally lame.
 OMG! Like, did I hear Bero's a a bitchfuck and a pussy?
 *laughs* What a loser!
 No wonder he can't date Trixie these days!
 I, the great and powerful Trixie, refuse to give in that pussy of a bitchfuck!
 Yeah, if Bero's a dumbassed loser, that means I'm smarter than he is!
 Nice one.
 Wow Bero, you suck!
 And he's not even a brony, just a prudish loser!
  Eeeeeeeeeeeeyup!!
You know who else is all of those insults? MY MOM!
*laughs at you*

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catdragon4 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 04:57:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for using my Emoticons.

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BigMacSama In reply to catdragon4 [2016-06-14 16:47:35 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome
[Forgive me, for I feel like trash]

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catdragon4 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 20:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Why do u feel like trash?

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BigMacSama In reply to catdragon4 [2016-06-14 21:28:23 +0000 UTC]

For using your icons without permission. Last time that happen, and keep in mind I was new to it at the time, I used a April O'Neil one from the April O'Neil fanclub from the current 2012 TMNT series on Nickelodeon and the user told me to go to hell for using it and blocked me off for trying to apologize.

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catdragon4 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 21:51:36 +0000 UTC]

It's okay, I made the Icons so that anyone can use them to chat for free without asking or use them for their Avatars for free just by asking.

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BigMacSama In reply to catdragon4 [2016-06-14 22:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for understanding, talking pink donut in the icon. 
* *
Boy, this is the best ever!

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catdragon4 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 00:31:28 +0000 UTC]

U're welcome.

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BigMacSama In reply to catdragon4 [2016-06-15 01:23:04 +0000 UTC]

 Hurray!  

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 02:03:24 +0000 UTC]

*cocks gun*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 03:53:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I wouldn't do that, Berry. The cops just showed up...

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 12:53:35 +0000 UTC]

*then they pass by,leaving bero alone*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 16:18:57 +0000 UTC]

*but they stop and see you and arrest you*
-cut to: Prison-
 Hey, welcome back, Berry!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 18:02:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]

*Prisoners cheer for Bero's return*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 21:45:23 +0000 UTC]

*bero waves at everyone*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 22:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Well well well, if it isn't the meatbag bastard himself, how goes it man?
*you guys do prisoner secret handshake*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-14 22:34:58 +0000 UTC]

You got the stuff...

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-14 23:50:26 +0000 UTC]

 Yeah why?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 00:32:35 +0000 UTC]

Just give it to me u hosser

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 01:17:11 +0000 UTC]

 Tell me why? Come on, i thought we were buds here, man!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 02:14:57 +0000 UTC]

The less you know the better now give me it...

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 02:27:32 +0000 UTC]

*he gives it to you and runs away quickly, only for you to discover that the Warden has caught you by surprise*
 Well well well, if it ain't the worst criminal known to man! And what's this?
*hits you over the head and chin multiple times until you go down like a couple of clumsy oxen on crack cocaine*
 THAT'S IT!!! GUARDS!!! TAKE HIM TO THE PRISON CHAMBER-ROOM!!!
*they grab you immediately and take you down there*
-cut to: Your Prison Chamber-
*shows you all chained and locked up in a iron maiden imprisonment state, unable to let you escape due to its titanium iron alloy*
 Well Bero, since you brought these stuff to get high and escape, we'll gonna leave you here for 729 years until you're dead!!! And don't think about escaping this time cuz we made sure to install the alarm chainsaw system like in Bloodrayne 1.
 *turns on telly to "Fred" internet video marathon* Fred Figglehorn Time!
 * * Good idea, Stingray! Let's make this a lesson he'll never forget to learn to respect my rules!!
 Yeah man! Enjoy his screaming high-pitched annoying voice, Omar Mateen's retarded cousin!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 02:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Yes...the...drugs *shifty eyes*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 03:42:37 +0000 UTC]

Nice try, dipshit

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 03:53:46 +0000 UTC]

Woooo!!!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 04:15:54 +0000 UTC]

 Like you suck!
*grabs Mack and dashes off to a fancy-assed hotel in Vegas*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 13:09:53 +0000 UTC]

*eats a sandwich*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 17:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey ese, that sandwich is mine!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 20:44:28 +0000 UTC]

*moonwalks away*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 21:05:16 +0000 UTC]

*then you trip over and the sandwich falls out of your hand and lands in Garrett's hands*
See ya later, Omar Mateen wannabe!
*slices off bite mark and eats the rest as he leaves*
You shouldn't have done that, asshole.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-15 21:52:12 +0000 UTC]

*turns to him*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-15 22:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Have a skunk, loser!
*tosses one to you and runs away in high speed*
 Bonjour Monsieur, you know zee stripclub that has zee female skunks, yes?
*then the smell gets to you and faint out like a pussy bitchfuck*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 01:37:15 +0000 UTC]

*hits the ground hard*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 04:47:27 +0000 UTC]

*scurries off* Oh well, he was a gay pee-pussy anyways, yes?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 05:19:31 +0000 UTC]

°^°

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 06:17:42 +0000 UTC]

You do realize that he skunked you while you were outcold.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 13:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Yup

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 16:47:35 +0000 UTC]

So how is it that you aren't even affected by it? What, do you rub skunks on you all the time?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 16:52:17 +0000 UTC]

yup sexy skunks

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 18:48:14 +0000 UTC]

I prefer Asrial from Ninja High School and Fifi LeFume and Bimbette Skunk from Tiny Toons.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 19:02:20 +0000 UTC]

asrial? pray tell who she is

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 19:26:39 +0000 UTC]

She's the main female protagonist who's an Alien Skunk princess from the planet Salusia who falls in love with some dude named Jeremy Feeple. Think Urusei Yatsura and Ninja Gaiden but with furries. While at the same time, some japanese ninja girl also crushes onto the same guy and you can guess where this shit goes from there. It's a great comic book series, my dad has some of it himself stored in mint condition. Give it a read sometime if you come across it once you get enough money to get internet connection for your laptop.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 19:33:29 +0000 UTC]

i think i have some comics of that in my closet

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-16 21:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Ninja High School?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-16 21:25:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah ,I think I bought some cus of some catgirl on the covers

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-17 00:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Catgirl? Well anywho, better find those comics, you might get some fanart ideas there..

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-06-17 01:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Not really,found them kinda bland,covers always lie

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-06-17 01:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Bland how?

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