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Published: 2013-08-28 18:22:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 11737; Favourites: 209; Downloads: 93
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you flatter your selfΒ
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Yeah, you are gay for my big long cock!
*unzips pants and shows my giant long throbbing dick to your face*
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Gotcha!
*snaps fingers back to reality*
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Undertale is overrated!
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Β You mad? Yeah, you are indeed mad.
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That ain't scary, this is scary -->Β Β
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So what's new? Aside from me being as sick as a dog while masturbating to Luann Platter from K.O.T.H.
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im just eatin,taking care of my puppys,also lol
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Hey you'd be jerking off too if you got the hots for a hot texan chick.Β
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luanne is sexy in those green yoga shorts
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No, those are her red pants. The green you're thinking is her tank top bra.
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Says the guy who sucks babydicks for a living. Tom's really gonna fuck you up good!
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Β Oh yeah, Tom's gonna fuck you good!
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Ugh whatever, you're not doing it right anyways.
*leaves you*
-1000 years later-
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No, just 1000 years. Don't extend it, you jerk!
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Too bad, tough shit, deal with it!
Spongebob Narrator: 1000 years later...
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*shoots your balls off and you died from losing over 9000 gallons of blood*
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It's not impossible and plus you're dead now, ghost boy.
*then you see yourself as a undead spirit, all scared and shit; suddenly a ton of Ghostbusters from classic to current come out from their vehicles all set and ready to deal with you*
Β Who are ya gonna call?
Β Ghostbusters, that's who!
Β *scans Bero and gets an over 9000 ghost rating* Alright, he's the douchebag alright.
Β ThenΒ let's show this scumbag who's boss.
*then they chase after your hide as you scream like a little girl and fly away from them*
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Wrong reaction, genius!
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Oh quit saying ew like a whiny little girly wimp and be a manly man about it. Besides, you're a guy, you should be used to other people belching. Hell you do it, so quit being a big ol' hypocrite!
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Class my foot, you couldn't even hold in your farts while at an opera.
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In fact, here's you at the place all drunk and shit and letting your farts out like jerk and smelling them like a gross freak!
*shows a livecam video of you and you only doing all of this*
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I know right? You do so much pathetic things to yourself
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