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Published: 2015-04-15 14:20:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 34623; Favourites: 496; Downloads: 183
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Yeah, so I can shove my big dick in it!
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[Not roleplaying, just another wonderful image in my head of your cartoony antics in animaniacs style karma trips you're having]
*I unzip my pants and reveal my gigantic dick to you as your mouth get caught by it as it extends to about 1 jillion miles off the face of the earth*
Β Holy shit...that's a big dick.
Β *laughs at your misery and the fact about giant dicks being funny*
Β : Well that's gonna take a ton of alcohol to swallow this insanity...
Β I don't even know what's going on anymore
Mack: BEHOLD!
*unmask himself to be none other than...DUN DUN DUN!*
*breathes heavily* My humongous testicles in your mouth!!!
*to Bero who is on top of his testees*
Β hiiiiiiiiiiiiii...can we be...frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends...now?? I really loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!
Β WOO! GO BERO AND CREEPYPASTA SQUIDWARD!!!
Real *with the real Squidward at a cafe* Geesh, Bero seriously needs to stop roleplaying.
RealΒ Β : Tell me about it, if I had a dollar for everytime Bero was having a gay moment, I get a ton of cash.
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Says the guy who's got a really huge dick in his mouth!
*crazy maniacal laughter --> www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9-TuN⦠*
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Alright I'm back and I'm really feeling-
*pukes violently at you again*
Oh god, no more indian and mediterranean combo platters ever again-
*blows more chunks at you in projectile vomit mode*
Ahhh...much better....
*cracks a fart at you*Β
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Β Dude, you really should go take a shower!
Β Yeah, the poor guy is sick and you're just not gonna sympathize him. Jerk!
Β Ice Bear hates Bero3000.
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Then you aren't human, you're from another galaxy!!!
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SHOOT THAT BASTARD DOWN!!!
*they cock their laser cannons and shoot your ass down and then you die...*
Twas beauty that killed the beast...Now who's up for pie?
*they cheer away and bury your body into the sea*
THE END!
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Now that's a blast *pun intended*
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Indeed.Β
*cracks off a big one*
Ahhh...
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Says the guy who loves to smell my ass!
*rubs your face all over my ass*
Ha!
*punches you in the gut and you go down*
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I like girls butts more!
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But I thought you don't like girls, mr. I'm neutral to them and rather suck dicks
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Twisting words as usual
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Nope, I tell it like it is. You are the one who's doing the twist.
*shows you twisting my words around.*
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Hey cartman! Stop doing that!
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No, Eric Cartman's over there.
*points at Cartman eating Snacky Cakes on the park bench*
Β DAFUQ? What are you looking at, bero?! you gay faggot! They should send your ass back to where you came from!
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The look on your ass is funny, oh wait I'm sorry, that's your face!
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Isn't that what you're eating?
*shows you eating one*
Now you have become a farting retard on crack
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That's offputting to think 'boot
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Yeah, cuz you're not 100% MAN! Bubble-blowing diaper baby...
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Β Yeah, cuz you always cower out and run away like a baby everytime!
* *
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Β Yep, this is your home now, berry Boy!
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*portal door closes up*
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Now back to reality, what's new, loser?
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It's gonna hafta take one to know one!
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And to know a loser who draws like a 2 year old!
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*shows bero with a baby face*
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Now that's one ugly man-baby.
You can say that again!
*laughs*
Man, I haven't been able to do that since the dawn of time!
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