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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-08 18:32:53 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, force of habit.
*explodes with halitosis everywhere*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-08 22:59:56 +0000 UTC]
*then the halitosis starts to form into a hot woman*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-08 23:26:29 +0000 UTC]
And you said I'm the worst. Nah, that's a lie.
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-09 00:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Nope, you are!
*then a bunch of signs point at you under the brightest spotlight that'll blind you to death*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-09 01:41:50 +0000 UTC]
*then aΒ
Halitosis: *sexy voice* Hello handsome...I heard many horrible things you did towards this world and I want your heart to love...FOREVER!
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-09 02:24:50 +0000 UTC]
*still blinded* who said that!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-09 02:41:03 +0000 UTC]
*suddenly you get wedgied, pantsed, wet willied, belched on, farted on, and kicked in the nuts causing you to go down and go boom*
HA HA! Baby just made boom-boom!
*lights go off as the crowd laughs at Bero's predicament*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-09 05:14:12 +0000 UTC]
-the next day-
*shows you in a mental institution ward in a straitjacket going unhinged babbling utter gibberish*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-09 15:37:37 +0000 UTC]
Β Somehow that was just a saddest roleplay that I ever witnessed.
Β Yeah really. Who'd knew Bero was terrible at both directing, writing, acting, editing and producing.
Β That's it, no more Bero the Movie goings!
Β Yeah, that guy's a dork.
Β Agreed, his performances in roleplays really do suck.
Β HA!Β Just like his career!
*everybody leaves through the exit doors until the place is deserted*
-credits roll-
Okay, it's official. My throat is an asshole to me.
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-09 16:56:48 +0000 UTC]
Eww heh,I'm feeling a little under the weather myself
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-09 20:57:01 +0000 UTC]
Things happen, anyway feeling better
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-09 23:33:12 +0000 UTC]
How 'boot u,feeling better?
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-10 14:41:23 +0000 UTC]
Well
*suddenly violently coughs and sneezes on you*
Ah...much better.
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-10 17:37:48 +0000 UTC]
*suddenly turns into a zombie and goes after you with a chainsaw*
Β
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-10 21:32:21 +0000 UTC]
*kills you multiple times with the buzzing chainsaw and you die on the ground in a bloody cut up corpse and Mack proceeds onwards to do the same for the rest of the world.*
-cut to: later onwards-
*shows the whole world dead with Mack being the only zombie left as the music plays this --> www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbrPEMβ¦
[BTW, this is a killer tune, yo]
Mack: *groans and moans about and kills himself*
-the end-
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-10 21:37:26 +0000 UTC]
That was a depressing ending
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-10 21:47:48 +0000 UTC]
Β Oh I love it! 10 stars outta 10!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-11 11:44:34 +0000 UTC]
*removes his mask and belches your face*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-11 19:23:36 +0000 UTC]
* Β Β Β Β grabs your head and smashes it on a huge titanium iron block multiple times*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-11 23:47:02 +0000 UTC]
Β You're supposed to be passed out, idiot! Stick to the script!
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-12 01:05:47 +0000 UTC]
Passed out on joker gas!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-12 02:37:31 +0000 UTC]
*hits you with a mallet*
Β STEECK WITH THE SCREEPT, YOU EEDIOT!!! ALSO, DON'T READ IT OUTLOUD WHILE PERFORMING!!!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-12 13:52:21 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha! You can't even follow the script!
*punches you in the gut and leaves*
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-12 18:26:09 +0000 UTC]
*catches up and kills him with a hammer*ha ha your dead...
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-12 19:38:40 +0000 UTC]
*then your luck turns tables and you get killed and eaten byΒ Β *
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-12 21:03:50 +0000 UTC]
Its got a bone to pick with me! X.x
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-12 22:49:02 +0000 UTC]
*then it farts out all the souls, spirits and ghosts of its eaten victims, including you*
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-12 23:51:13 +0000 UTC]
The dragon ate you, not the other way around. Quit ruining it!
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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-04-13 01:16:57 +0000 UTC]
To hell with u! *uses power to send parker to heck* yeah!!!
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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-04-13 01:35:13 +0000 UTC]
*then then dragon ate you and you died*
Mmmm...loser flavor
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