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bero3000 — Large And In Charge
Published: 2014-05-03 18:54:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 13072; Favourites: 217; Downloads: 81
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Man, what's a klayman doing here.
Correction! There's a million klaymen like me who love to help humans all the time!
*shows them coming out of nowhere*
See? We're the good guys too!
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uh ok (gets out of the pizza joint)
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Mack: What's with you? You've been in there like 5 minutes ago.
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Lemme go see, you big baby.
*goes in and sees everything is normal*
Doesn't look crazy here. Maybe you smoked too much drugs on the way here.
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nope i'm clean(looks at shotgun) well i'm off to my house
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-cut to: your house-
*shows it on fire*
*laughs* I got the fire started!!! BURN! BURN! BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!
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(shoots him dead) god dammit my house!
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HELLO! It's me, Lance Pantless! And I'm a professional home builder for your insurance fee.
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i have a feeling i've meet you before....
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(shakes the feeling away) so what do you want
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what?! my house burned down and you want the lot!
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Yep. Oh believe me, when we are done building your dream house, lil' lady. You'll be thanking me and my crew for it!
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so you hired a kid to burn down my house just to build a new one!?
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Mack: No he saw the kid do the works. The one who burned it was terrence from that Foster's Home show.
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Trust me, man. This dude helped build me a home after my wedding day with this woman.
True story.
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(round kick red guy) thats how
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*laughs at you* Ha, your house got on fire!
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(round kicks her too) (sidenote bero has bending powers for no god damm thing)
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What's your problem, man? She was asking you a simple question and you go off to hit a teenage girl?! Not cool, man.
*carries wendy and walks away from you*
UNBELIEVABLE!!! HITTING A GIRL HALF YOUR AGE?! YOU'RE FIRED, BERO!!!
*leaves in anger*
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(starts walking and laughing evily)
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*then this guy shows up and shoots you several times in a row with a tommy gun*
That's for being a jerk, asshole.
*then you died*
-the end-
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narrator:but wait a door way patol opens up and steps out bero! he grabs the dead bero and tosses the body thru the portal, portal closes and bero grabs the gun, bends it, tosses it.
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Dude do you gotta ruin the ending?
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thats evil bero fault, with so many window boxes open this bero saw the horrible truth of his universe
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Hmmm I just call him Oreb. The dark villainous version of you.
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Dan: *to Oreb (aka E.B.)* YOU!
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(evil grin) yes me, you seem to have it in for me
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Mack: Careful, Dan's an unstable-
*Dan chases Evil Bero with a axe*
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(dan swings axe down e.b,get him on the shoulder area) e.b.: that was your best! (grabs dan by the neck with inhuman strength and starts tottle him)
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sorry throttle, i was in a rush
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Don't rush yourself like that, please. Take your time, it helps you better.
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thanks i was trying to help my family move stuff
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Cuz I say so! Now tell you or I shall fart at you!
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