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Published: 2016-01-30 17:39:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1401; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 19
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Audience: How old was it!?
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They're asking you a question, stupid!
*double slaps you both sides to the face really hard*
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Β That has nothing to with the question
Β How disappointing
Β You humans should be fired from breathing for trolling and acting retarded.
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narrator saying : who else but bero *audience laughtrack*
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*then they realize how terrible of a human you are and boo at you and throw cow shit at you as you run out of the studios crying*
-cut to: You outside crying-
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thats bad writing *you get fired*
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Nope it's the damn truth, you couldn't write for shit if you tried.
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sound like a day at the office for you
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You're just saying that because you don't wanna handle the truth.
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oh my whaat ever should i doo
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Like I said, you can't handle the truth.
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Sarcasm and pathetic trolling detected.
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Lol robot ,no strings on me
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Joke's on you, you're the robot in disguise!
*removes face off and shows your alien robotic face*
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You be my meteor, my swift and terrible sword,when the dust settles ,the only thing living will be metal...
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So is your robot balls!
*kicks it and you fall into a vat of alien lava and you die like in terminator 2*
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*lol my copys get you and throw you in after me*
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*then I fly like superman and charge at your copies and ram them down to the same place and they died*
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*then the meteor killed everybody including you cus your were busy with me *
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*apparently it turns out to be all in Bero's crazy delusional mind while he was strapped into a straitjacket in a mental institution, unable to tell it's all real or just one of his crazed insane hallucinations*
Doctor: Seems that Bero's really gone mad, more than usual and saying he's seeing this Mack, who really doesn't exist in real life.
Nurse: If he doesn't get better, we'll hafta drug him like you said.
Doctor: Indubitably, Nurse Edna.
*they leave as you wham yourself to the walls several times and knocking yourself out again*
-later that night-
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Hey, you are a delusional nut-bag, deal with it. You just think you saw me by imagining me...
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Wow, you don't pay attention to what's going on, do you?
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Then what was the whole story about? HUH?!?!?!?!?!
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Yeah and you know what makes you say something else too?
*grabs out a stethoscope, places it into your ears and screams so mega loud that the whole world can hear you*
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If I was you, I won't be so smug, you smut-hating asshole!
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Better watch it though, there's a wolf near you!
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*then it pops outta nowhere and eats you alive*
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Β Christmas ain't here, fibby boy!
*slaps you upside the head*
Now cut it out.
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What? Did you just suck my dick this morning or something? Now who's really gay for me...
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Homophobic!
*unzips himself into Creepypasta Squidward*
Oh yes, suck it, baby!
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*translator machine 9000 translates your speech impairment*
Translator: *voiced by Chris Rock* Translation: I'm Bero3000 and I love sucking that motherfucking loser creepypasta freak of nature's big large dick for prostitution and cash!
AHA, I KNEW IT! You're Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay as you always say; you racist, gay-hating bigot!
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