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BerryPAWNCH — How to Be an Alicorn

Published: 2012-09-13 07:20:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 96514; Favourites: 2308; Downloads: 1941
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Description ***EDIT*** People were asking about the last panel without the text...welp, here ya go.

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Alcoholicorn is best princess.

Anyway, I guess this comic is the most logical explanation I can think of for those winged unicorn princesses in MLP.

My Little Pony (c) Hasbro,

Ridiculous sense of humor (c) me
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Comments: 1025

AndytheB-Artist In reply to ??? [2013-02-18 12:21:59 +0000 UTC]

This comic is hilarious!
I feel offended by this because it cheapens how to become an alicorn. I had to study my craft for years and have been to hell and back with Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra. Why should she be an alicorn when all she ever does is get drunk all the time?

Shut up Twilight, this comic is hilari...wait a second, how did you turn back into a unicorn.
Because you don't know how to make an icon of me as an alicorn.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to AndytheB-Artist [2013-02-18 18:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel offended Twilight. This is just the shorter (and better) way to become one. You just took the loooonnnnngggggggg way around

Thanks very much Andy!

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DolphinSilverwolf In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-24 17:35:05 +0000 UTC]

There is an easy way to do this? Hmmm...dear, we're raiding the wine cellar.

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LonelyLittleDemon In reply to ??? [2013-02-18 06:06:09 +0000 UTC]

SENSE! THIS MAKES PLENTY!
*chugs red wine*

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amberflicker In reply to LonelyLittleDemon [2013-03-22 20:35:36 +0000 UTC]

*takes away the wine* no getting drunk.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to LonelyLittleDemon [2013-02-18 06:37:52 +0000 UTC]

But of course! 'Tis the only possible logical and sound conclusion. *joins you in chugging of said wines*

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SteamPoweredStallion In reply to ??? [2013-02-17 00:48:44 +0000 UTC]

I'd post a witty comment here if i were sober enough to think it.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to SteamPoweredStallion [2013-02-17 06:33:42 +0000 UTC]

You're still sober enough to comment though! That has to count for a good start. :3

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Anonymous-Dinosaur In reply to ??? [2013-02-16 16:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: You know Berry, I’ve read that scientists have isolated the compounds in Red Wine that are responsible for its healthful benefits, and are working on creating a pill that contains those compounds in greater concentrations then Red Wine and have none of the alcoholic side effects.

Berry: *glug, glug, glug,* I’m sorry , what were you saying? *glug, glug, glug*

Me: . . . Never mind.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to Anonymous-Dinosaur [2013-02-17 06:32:56 +0000 UTC]

Steeldragonikaros (a.k.a. Morpheus): You take the health pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red wine and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Berry Punch: *guzzles red wine as Morpheus gives her a satisfied grin*

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RedRadRussian In reply to ??? [2013-02-11 10:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Revisiting this to see how Twilight's gonna pull it off...

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to RedRadRussian [2013-02-12 03:36:53 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps a drinking contest with Berry Punch?

...I don't think she stands a chance, personally. 8D

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RedRadRussian In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-12 10:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Long Live Princess Berry Punch! Princess of Ethanol!

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Jhalfhorse In reply to RedRadRussian [2013-03-06 19:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Long live the princess... Salud! *downs a bottle himself*

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statoose In reply to ??? [2013-02-07 19:12:36 +0000 UTC]

I keep coming back to this for those priceless expressions... They fit the premise so perfectly.

Seriously, make more comics like these. You, sir, are a master at this.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to statoose [2013-02-10 03:12:38 +0000 UTC]

The looney-ness...it compels thee to keep returning to the scene of the crime.

Thanks so much Statoose! More weirdness is coming. :3

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Gariandos In reply to ??? [2013-02-05 17:11:53 +0000 UTC]

Where we're going, we don't need AA!

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to Gariandos [2013-02-06 01:36:12 +0000 UTC]

But we still need to get up to 88 bottles of wine! D:

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Gariandos In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-06 02:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Already got it covered. I found a wine cellar someone was kind enough to "leave unlocked". xP

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to Gariandos [2013-02-06 02:40:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, cool. I wish you best of luck becoming an immortal winged unicorn

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Gariandos In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-06 03:03:31 +0000 UTC]

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chevynut In reply to ??? [2013-02-02 06:52:13 +0000 UTC]

to the bozz

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to chevynut [2013-02-03 21:43:56 +0000 UTC]

To the booze?

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statoose In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-07 19:13:01 +0000 UTC]

No, the bozz, silly.

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MettalicRaptor In reply to ??? [2013-02-01 00:33:00 +0000 UTC]

so what are the two memes on the second and third panel?

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to MettalicRaptor [2013-02-02 06:35:00 +0000 UTC]

Second panel = "DO ALL THE THINGS!"
Third panel = ...I forget the name of this meme actually. But it's based on this face I see all the time on Trollface Comics. It's normally used when someone is doing something incredibly enjoyable or satisfying. Wish I remembered the name of it though~

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MettalicRaptor In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-02 15:57:35 +0000 UTC]

ok i found out what the third panel is. it is sweet jesus.

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TigroSpottystripes In reply to MettalicRaptor [2013-05-03 22:46:24 +0000 UTC]

It isn't Me Gusta?

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MettalicRaptor In reply to TigroSpottystripes [2013-05-06 17:55:08 +0000 UTC]

No, just sweet Jesus

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to MettalicRaptor [2013-02-03 02:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, THAT'S the name. I was thinking it was something along those lines.

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MettalicRaptor In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-03 19:51:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah.

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ThePoeticDragon [2013-01-30 07:19:25 +0000 UTC]

yes, yes she is

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to ThePoeticDragon [2013-01-31 04:05:45 +0000 UTC]

You bet

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ThePoeticDragon In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-02-01 04:05:53 +0000 UTC]

now, time for my brain to explode from learning to much pi(if that's even possible)

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srmkcs In reply to ??? [2013-01-28 04:19:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm blind!
xD

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to srmkcs [2013-01-29 04:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear. I think I may have made the colors too saturated.

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srmkcs In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-01-30 04:17:14 +0000 UTC]

It's not the color, is the tutorial.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to srmkcs [2013-01-31 04:06:01 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, okay then.

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TheJustOne In reply to ??? [2013-01-22 12:02:12 +0000 UTC]

Also make you grow wings.

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to TheJustOne [2013-01-24 03:44:38 +0000 UTC]

WHO PUT RED BULL IN MY WIIIIIINNNNNEEEE?!

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TheJustOne In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-01-24 09:04:45 +0000 UTC]

Uh I dunno...

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BigMarcy3000 In reply to ??? [2013-01-15 16:12:22 +0000 UTC]

w the wine

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to BigMarcy3000 [2013-01-16 08:41:41 +0000 UTC]

W to the w-i, w-i-n-e. And ain't no other Deviant W the Wine like she. She's Berrylicious.

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darkstarchan In reply to ??? [2013-01-14 19:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Berry has taken up the challange of the GODS!

Very Creative and wonderful coloring skills

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to darkstarchan [2013-01-16 08:43:03 +0000 UTC]

That's one heckuva challenge.

Thank you very much for the compliments Guardian!

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darkstarchan In reply to BerryPAWNCH [2013-01-16 13:14:47 +0000 UTC]

yes!

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HereComesAwesome In reply to ??? [2012-12-31 17:18:48 +0000 UTC]

xD wow!

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to HereComesAwesome [2013-01-02 00:47:34 +0000 UTC]

It boggles the mind.

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Faraxx33 In reply to ??? [2012-12-28 23:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Berry Punch, the Goddess of Wine!

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BerryPAWNCH In reply to Faraxx33 [2012-12-30 04:47:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm a particularly faithful worshipper of hers. 8D

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