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Description Man, and I thought Hellboy had it bad in the horns department. With that rack, he must chug aleve like they're M&Ms.

It's The Lord Of Darkness (NOT SATAN, YOU HEAR ME!) from the classic *scoff* film 'Legend'

Oh, please don't take that scoff to mean that I didn't enjoy it, I really *like* that movie, I just hate Hate HATE Tom Cruise with every fiber of my being.

And I hated him before it was cool to hate him. Yay me for being a trendsetter.

Legend is another example that proves my theory that Tim Curry, is a scary, scary man. Yup, that's right, everyone's favorite Transvestite played this part. I swear, I think that both he and Ron Perlman have spent their entire careers behind twelve pounds of make-up.

I mean, look at their resumes Curry was in Rocky Horror, Legend, It and Perlman did Hellboy, Star Trek Nemesis, Beauty and the Beast, and the list could go on (and on and on and on). I bet the make-up departments in every major studio send for them just to test out the new stuff they come up with since animal testing is frowned upon. Cheers to two of the hardest working men in show biz ladies and gentlemen, God knows they deserve it.

Alright, commentary over, down to the nuts and bolts of this thing, he's got two accessories, if you don't include those *&%#ing MASSIVE horns. A unicorn horn (Oh yeah kids, no symbolic meaning THERE) and a sword...tada?


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