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I blame Susfishous for indoctrinating me to snek-- their wonderful sexy noodles took a mild crush on Viper from Kung Fu Panda and warped it into something... truly depraved

Anyway. Anybody remember this minigame from Donkey Kong 64? Where there are six snakes balancing turtles on their tails, and you keep their energy up by firing watermelons down their throat out of a cannon? If you get the inputs down to a science, it's possible to get your rate up to a a watermelon for each snake per every 4 seconds. With a 45 second timer that works out to... about 12 watermelons. More if it's one of the 60 second ones ;V

Yeah. I gave it eyelashes. (separate panels w/ no bg over on twitter uv0)

next two blaugusts are ready btw, just gotta write the short stories for em =w0 👍

(i tied a sock filled with fruit and toy balls to model the belly LMFAO)

dk64 (c) rare, nintendo. do i even need to-- this "character" doesn't even have a name

Description
I blame Susfishous for indoctrinating me to snek-- their wonderful sexy noodles took a mild crush on Viper from Kung Fu Panda and warped it into something... truly depraved

Anyway. Anybody remember this minigame from Donkey Kong 64? Where there are six snakes balancing turtles on their tails, and you keep their energy up by firing watermelons down their throat out of a cannon? If you get the inputs down to a science, it's possible to get your rate up to a a watermelon for each snake per every 4 seconds. With a 45 second timer that works out to... about 12 watermelons. More if it's one of the 60 second ones ;V

Yeah. I gave it eyelashes. (separate panels w/ no bg over on twitter uv0)

next two blaugusts are ready btw, just gotta write the short stories for em =w0 👍

(i tied a sock filled with fruit and toy balls to model the belly LMFAO)

dk64 (c) rare, nintendo. do i even need to-- this "character" doesn't even have a name