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Playing around with heads and necks... kinda like this'n. o,o

Oh. My. Gosh.

So tonight was our last performance of "Into the Woods". And yeah... I blanked out and forgot my line(/Narrator, ftw). So I stood there... in the spotlight... only me, myself and I on stage... and yeah. I stood there.

Then I sighed and said, "Line," and no one answered. Then I said it again. "LINE." No reply. I looked backstage. Everyone was all, "SAY SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING! MAKE SOMETHING UP! SOMETHING ABOUT A PRINCE, MAYBE? NOW!"

I glanced to the audience (like 200 people bahaha) bleakly and said, "Holdonasec." and rushed backstage.

Apparently that was hilarious... >___> ...

Then my mic was still on, so they heard my "SH!TWHATPAGEAREWEON?!"s, lmao. Then I came out all casual and said, "Thanks for your patience. 'Preciate it," and continued.

BUT EVERYONE THINKS I WAS JUST STALLING AND/OR PRETENDING... to which was half-true; the girl playing Cinderella was supposed hurriedly sprint onstage after a quick costume change.... yaycoincidence.

However, I got a ton of "LOL THAT WAS AWESOMEEE" from random people. This one guy couldn't find me after the show, and so he went up to my mother and told her how much he enjoyed my spontaneous "awwcrapwhat'smylineagain" mahjig.

HEY GUESS WHAT I KNOW MY LINE NOW... possiblyholdonasec /checks script...

"After having cast out Rapunzel to a remote desert, the Witch returned to take the prince by surprise. And as he lept from the tower, the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes and blinded him." /Griffin hobbles across stage...

I feel so accomplished now. OH, AND I'LL BE POSTING THAT TO YOUTUBE

Best succeeding-at-failing scenario ever.

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Playing around with heads and necks... kinda like this'n. o,o

Oh. My. Gosh.

So tonight was our last performance of "Into the Woods". And yeah... I blanked out and forgot my line(/Narrator, ftw). So I stood there... in the spotlight... only me, myself and I on stage... and yeah. I stood there.

Then I sighed and said, "Line," and no one answered. Then I said it again. "LINE." No reply. I looked backstage. Everyone was all, "SAY SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING! MAKE SOMETHING UP! SOMETHING ABOUT A PRINCE, MAYBE? NOW!"

I glanced to the audience (like 200 people bahaha) bleakly and said, "Holdonasec." and rushed backstage.

Apparently that was hilarious... >___> ...

Then my mic was still on, so they heard my "SH!TWHATPAGEAREWEON?!"s, lmao. Then I came out all casual and said, "Thanks for your patience. 'Preciate it," and continued.

BUT EVERYONE THINKS I WAS JUST STALLING AND/OR PRETENDING... to which was half-true; the girl playing Cinderella was supposed hurriedly sprint onstage after a quick costume change.... yaycoincidence.

However, I got a ton of "LOL THAT WAS AWESOMEEE" from random people. This one guy couldn't find me after the show, and so he went up to my mother and told her how much he enjoyed my spontaneous "awwcrapwhat'smylineagain" mahjig.

HEY GUESS WHAT I KNOW MY LINE NOW... possiblyholdonasec /checks script...

"After having cast out Rapunzel to a remote desert, the Witch returned to take the prince by surprise. And as he lept from the tower, the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes and blinded him." /Griffin hobbles across stage...

I feel so accomplished now. OH, AND I'LL BE POSTING THAT TO YOUTUBE

Best succeeding-at-failing scenario ever.