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Blimpy4000 — Blimpy Bio

Published: 2007-08-31 08:13:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 9204; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 168
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Description I thought it was about time I talk about who I am.
if you don't care about this, than don't read. (I'm already sad (and if you think I'm stupid for being emo, than your a jerk))

(I don't know what that was all about ether)

any way.

My name is :Blimpy
Skin: Pearl White
Height: 4'5"
Weight: 90lbs
Home planet: Galthrin

As you can see, I love to draw.
but I also love to invent different things that do stupid things or fatten girls up.

I've invented fattening rays, fattening pills and blue berry gums.
I've also made rays that put cloths on people and pills that make you turn into cartoons like me.

OH, did I forget to to mention that, I'm a toon.
if you ever came to destroy me, I can't die easily.

because I hate fighting, I could never really defend myself.
ever since I've meet Ninja Sakaki Girl, I've felt safer in all my life.

I love to play the innocent and troublesome character.
because I'm an alien living on earth, I get into a lot of trouble (or should I say, trouble finds me)

Sakaki and I have had many adventures, most of which I've dragged her into trouble because of what I am.

for some reason, the US government just wants to capture me and others want the price on my head.
I tell ya, it gets really hard sometimes.

I'm also a really shy guy, even on chat rooms and other ways of talking, I feel that I can't say anything.
if I say something stupid and you guys point it out, I'll hide in the corner and not come out.
I think it my fear is heightened at being so small.
I'm not joking, I fear talking to people because I don't want to be a burden, I don't want to interrupt something.
so you have to talk to me first.

from time to time, I drink and get smashed
I like the feeling.
but I assure you, I am a very jolly drunk.

I hate telling others what to do and people who give the order. I just can't so such a thing, I feel sick and dirty to tell others what to do.

on some what of the same note, if you started to talk to me, I may not respond right away or during the talk.
I'm pretty boring at first, you know, shyness.

a couple of people have come to me and spilled all there secrets, even said their dirty thoughts.
I won't make you leave or block you from my site, just keep it to a minimum.

lastly, some times, I get really angry.
my other account has drawings of my anger.
only one person has seen my true anger, and managed to pin me down and strap me.

I try to stay focused on the things I do, but my mind wonders a lot.

so, I guess I can leave this opened to questions.
I'll edit this when I answer them, unless they are already asked.
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Comments: 6

Zeta-Neubourn [2008-01-30 04:13:24 +0000 UTC]

Wow... this reminds me of my character. I like this guy!

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zimchar [2007-08-31 20:23:31 +0000 UTC]

HMM, I wonder what fat Blimpy looks like?

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KakuEpsilon [2007-08-31 16:47:31 +0000 UTC]

You seem like a really great guy, and in a few aspects we are the same, and in other aspects we are not.

It's a pleasure to learn more about a great artist like yourself.

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fatranger96 [2007-08-31 15:31:17 +0000 UTC]

lol this is realy entertaing

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Bonebell [2007-08-31 13:22:36 +0000 UTC]

you seem to have a really great peronallity Blimpy Im inpresed

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AxleGrease-75 [2007-08-31 08:20:18 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting character

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