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Published: 2007-04-10 01:57:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3401; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 177
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A few days ago, my dad talked to me and asked me why I don't have a girlfriend and why I don't date, and all I could think about was how hilarious Koffing is.Video Games > Girlfriends? Perhaps.
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Video Games > Girlfriends? Pfft, definitely. Course, being gay and all, the point is sorta moot.
....KOFFING
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Meeeeh XD Mom understands my social ineptitude and doesnt bring it up much. However, Im pretty sure my dad is convinced that Im a lesbian and has given up all hope of my ever getting married and producing scary childspawn D: A-anyhoo, I think Koffing is a bit underrated D: personally I never use them, I just catch them and send them to the computer XD great picture, though, love the smog.
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My dad will say stuff like that some times.
It always reminds me of a skit from Kids in the Hall.
"So son how many girls called you today? None? Well how how many called you yesterday? None?
Well you know what they say, zero plus zero equals FAG."
Koffing has a sexy face.
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rofl, so awesome. He seems quite happy to be spewing out smog XD
and the story does indeed make it twice as hilarious
*suddenly remembers she needs to preorder pokemon pearl*
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Da-ha-ha-ha! The story makes this drawing that much better.
I'd probably be like; "Because dad, I have to save all my money for my sex change, do you listen to anything I say?!" And then storm off from the table or something dramtic like that.
But in all seriousness you should have ten girlfriends for every masterpiece of a drawing you make.
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You should marry a Koffing.
Check it's stats to make sure it's a female first.
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