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...and that's how I finally began to study.This came after talking with =Ember-aka-Kit and ~DarkKitsunegirl , as well as my own experience on how well this works.
Karl and Arma (C) *Unknown-person
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Oh gosh! Thanks, I've been looking for motivation to do my homework, I think I've found it.
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Awww... I'm really going to feel guilty xD If even Karl wants me to work... (nevermind, you can kill me Karl, I won't work Muwaaahhahahaa... Deviantart is much more funniest ! <3)
And Arma's eyes, staring at us, give me the feeling to be a very very naughty girl XD
Buuut.... I don't think that Karl won't kill you because you've finished your homeworks ! (Haha... who knows ! maybe he juste LOVE schoool ... After all, all those little humans you can kill, destroy ... Just perfect !)
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All of a sudden I have a desire to do my homework...IMMEDIATELY!
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I so needed it...right now :favs and runs awaaaaay:
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lol I need one of those for math. lol
though I hate math so much....he would kill me in the end.
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Karl kills everyone in the end.
Meaning that this poster is actually useless.
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well... I could use this as motivation... or I could use my non-study habits to meet Karl!!!!!!!
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NOOO!!!!! 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
*runs away to far away abandoned building that is likely to collapse any second and transforms in to gray/white cat*
...AHHH! I'll study! *pulls out multiple textbooks*
Thank you, Bloomblitz and Karl....
Nice job^^
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Ye-yes.... *hides under my math textbook*
Meh, and I though Karl gave me problems...(pun 
I really love this, by the way! ^^
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thanks!
heh...at least he gets me to study...
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You're welcome^^
Yup!
Karl: Hmm? Are you talking in class, little humans?
Me: no!
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Me: y-you're not a teacher Karl!
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Karl: why of course I'm a teacher! *Arma transfroms into a teacher's hat and perches on Karl's head* and I believe we never finished our lesson!
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Me: 
*karl taps his desk*
Karl: Let's make a deal! Work hard, then we can both do what we want :3
Me: And...what do you want?
Karl: Oh, you'll see^^
Me:
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Me: um...K-Karl? I-I don't think we can both have what we want.
Karl: and why do you think that?
Me: b-becuase...becuase...cuase I WANNA LIVE!
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Me: I second that notion! 
Karl: Well, we'll get to that topic after class, alright?
Me: ...
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Me: um...so...what're you gonna teach us?
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Karl: Hmhmhmm, something I myself learned not so long ago.
Me: What, Karl?
Karl: Oh, Arma? I should teach them that? Well, alright :3
Me: (Bloomblitz, we shoul-)
Karl: AHem! today you will both learn the deffinition of ...pain.
Me: 
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Me:
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Karl: ... what do you know... a question! I guess I should get class underway^^
Me: (crud!)
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Karl: there are many different types of pain, each of which I will demonstrate shortly. There's the pain you get from being stabbed, cut, bruised, burnt...there's many ways to bodily hurt someone. Then there are ways of being hurt emotionally; being picked-on, someone breaking your heart...class, which type of pain would you like for me to demonstrate first: bodily pain or emotional pain?
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Me: So he felt..emotional pain...
Karl: You did not raise your hand, but I'll allow you to go first:3
Me: Oh-? Um, not physical pain...please...
Karl: Emotional pain it is
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Karl: please step forward
*you get up but stay away from Karl*
Karl: you're not pretty. *claps hands together* Well, that's not a very effective way of emotionally hurting someone, but that type of pain is difficult to inflict. Miss Haname, you may take your seat. Miss Bloom, please step forward so that I may demonstrate the other type of pain.
Me:
Karl: please step forward Miss Bloom
*I shakily get up and slowly walk forward, but stop a safe way away*
Me: Karl...will I live?
Karl hmm...hard to say. *grabs Blade!Arma* now please step closer so we can begin the lesson.
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Me: (he is trying to give me emtional pain and Bloom physical pain at the same time! 
Girl's voice: NO! *A guitar flies through the room, followed by a desheveled looking girl (Ime)*
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Karl: why hello new student! You're just in time for our next lesson!
*he quickly steps forward and grabs my arm, pulling me to the front of the class*
Karl: please take a seat and we'll begin!
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Me: Hey! When something dramatic happens arn't the villains supposed to act surprised?
Karl: Not in this case :3
Ime: *looks out of window, oblivious* Please don't throw my guitar again! This is important to me! *is yelling to someone out the window*
Karl: I said, sit down^^
Ime: Oh? *sees her suroundings* Oh! Sorry! I did not mean to intrude! *is about to climb out window, looking embaressed*
Karl: ...hmhm...
*wall!Arma blocks window*
Ime:
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Karl: Class is in session, after all, and it would be wrong for a human to miss out on such an important lesson. Please, take a seat. I must insist.
*I attempt to warn her to try to escape when Karl puts a hand over my mouth*
Karl: deary me, Bloom, I didn't know you wanted me to begin my demonstration so soon!
Me:
Karl: well once our newest student takes her seat, I shall begin!
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Ime: Bloom! What a nice name!
Me:
Ime: Am I behind in a lesson, then?
Karl: Not at all^^ *grabs you closer*
Me: ...wait! I really, really want to go instead! (yes, I'm sorta buying time)
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Karl: Now now Miss Haname, you've already had your turn. *clears throat* Now class, as I was explaining earlier, there are 2 types of pain: bodily and emotional. I am now going to demonstrate several types of bodily harm.
*He grabs me by the throat and lifts me into the air. In his other hand he grasps Blade!Arma but dosen't point it at me yet. He faces the class*
Karl: as you can see, this is called strangling. The more pressure you apply to the throat, the harder it is for the human to breathe.
*He does so and I attempt to gasp in pain. Unfortunately, I can't breathe.*
Karl: apply to much pressure or block ther airpipe too long and the human will die. However, I still have much to demonstrate, and we need Miss Bloom to be alive for awhile longer.
*He drops me to the floor where I sit and gasp for air.*
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Ime: What is going on? *her eyebrows are drawn together*
Me: Ime, help BloomBlitz! Karl will hurt her
Ime: ..What?
Karl: Now, for a superficial wound.
Me: Oh, that's not ..too bad?
Karl: you are quik to speak when your friend is in danger^^
Me:...
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Karl: Miss Ime, this is an educational demonstration. Miss Bloom voluntered herself!
*I'm still trying to re-gain my breath. Karl stares down at me for a moment before turning back to the class*
Karl: students, what form of boidily harm would you like to see next?
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Me: Emotional harm? (at least you'll survive
Karl: I said physical pain.
Ime: Wait, what sort of class is this?
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Karl: this is a class to teach about the human condition. Todays lesson is on pain. Now please choose what type of physical pain you would like to see demonstrated.
Me: *gasp* *cough* K-Kar...
*Karl points the blade at my throat*
Karl: now Miss Bloom, don't be rude. Let the other students choose.
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Ime: *brows drawn together* That's not right. What would make you do this?
Karl: That's not your concern, this girl-*dangles your arms out*-is. Now, choose her fate or I will :3
Me: 
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Karl: now class, we don't have all day. Please choose quickly or I will just have to demonstrate the first one that comes to my mind.
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Me: Superficial pain? Like a paper cut?
Ime: Who is this person? *points to Karl* Who are you?
Karl: ...*an eyebrow lowers fractionally and Paper!Arma flutters about* I'm a freaking shark. Now-*Ime stands up*-SIT down^^
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*I feel something cut my finger and, looking down, I see I have a paper cut*
Karl: yes, a paper cut can also cause harm, but it is a minor pain. In fact, paper cuts are some of the quickest-healing cuts! Thank you, Miss Haname. Miss Ime, would you like to know a little more about a certain type of physical harm?
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Me: T_T Sorry BloomBlitz...at least he didn't hurt-
*Karl askes Ime what pain she want's to see*
Ime: ...Karl? Your name is Karl?
Karl: I know my name, miss.
Ime: Stop. There are other ways to cover insecurity and fear!
Karl: ... Would you like a turn? :3
Ime: ...I'll manage. Put her down?
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Karl: Sorry, but the lesson isn't over yet. Also, please remember that I'm not teaching insecurity and fear; I'm teaching about the different types of pain, how to inflict them and what they do to humans. Now I think we've taken enough time having the class choose what they want to learn. Its time to get to the next part of the lesson. When inflicting physical pain you can harm them both the outside of the body, by which I mean the skin and muscles, and you can also harm them from the inside.
*he walks over to a desk, upon which is what appears to be a glass of water. He takes the glass and walks back over to me*
Karl: here. Drink this.
Me: what is it?
Karl: poison. ^^
Me: What?! No way!
*Karl grabs me by the throat, making me automacially open my mouth. He quickly pours the poison down my throat and drops me. I cough and glare up at Karl.*
Me: please tell me there's an antidote.
Karl: Deary me, I forgot to make one. Guess we'll just have to hurry with the rest of our lesson before the poison takes effect. Now then, class, the next part of our lesson will be about
*he grips Blade!Arma*
Karl: stabbing.
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Me: *is rooted to chair, eyes wide and appearing extreemely unhelpful due to shock* poison...
Ime: *walks very quickly forward and grips Arma in a football-takle looking position, wraping the sharp end in her shirt, which tears a bit (it's old). She looks into Karl's eyes, who is still holding onto you and Arma* I believe that this will help no one. Please, please. Karl.
Karl:...
(decide how he reacts to purposeful, optimistic sympathy ><
...and I do hope we find an antidote!
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(sympathy? Ha! Karl reacts the same way to sympathy, mercy and begging as he does to...well...everything else. And don't worry...we'll find an antidote! Poison won't kill me (but Karl might))
*Karl stares at her for a moment before his eye twitches*
*splat*
*Ime looks down to see Blade!Arma sticking out of her chest. Karl pulls Arma back and turns to you*
Karl: as Miss Ime has generously demonstrated, stabbing is another way to inflict physical pain. Depending on where you stab a human, they can either die instantly or stay alive until they bleed to death. Stab wounds are some of the hardest to heal, and they leave a permanent scar. A life-long reminder of what you did. Miss Haname, do you know another kind of emotional pain? It is the pain of not being able to help your friends. All you can do is sit there and watch them die. It is one of the most painful emotional feelings one can suffer through, and you, Miss Haname, are experiencing it right now!
*he turns back to me*
Karl: don't worry Miss Bloom, I'm not done with my demonstration yet!
*Arma transforms back and perches on his head as he grips me by my collar to make sure I don't move.*
Karl: Although one may not realize it, a simple way of inflicting pain is without weapons. All you need is a hand.
*he clenches his fist*
Karl: now...since I'm tougher than most humans, this will affect her more than if a simple human punched her. Miss Bloom, you should know that resin is tougher than skin.
*All I do is glare at him*
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(Ime! 
*Ime sat down quietly and in a controlled way in the same spot she was stabbed in, her eyes are drawn together because of pain and tears are running down her cheeks as she holds one hand to her gushing wound. She is watching you intently as Karl lifts you, her eyes flickering.*
Me: *I stand up slowly then dash toward the front of the room, ignoring Karl's lecture and wrapping my jacket around Ime like a tournequet. Then I stand in front of Karl and you, staring for a moment.* She was right, Karl. I'm sorry, but stop.
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*Karl dosen't let go of me or move at all*
Karl: 
*Karl punches me across the face, still holding onto my collar. I get a bloody nose (which is probably broken now) and spit out some blood. All I do in return is continue to glare at him*
Karl: deary me, class, time's almost up! Let's finish this quickly, shall we?
*Arma transforms into Blade!Arma and Karl points it at your neck. With his other hand he lets go of my collar and grabs me by the throat again.*
Karl: Unfortunately, only Miss Ime will be the one to learn this lesson: how to kill two humans at once!
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Me: Yes, it does. I'm sure you also... *exhale* Karl?...*I look at Ime* She was trying to be kind to you! And she*points to you* Should not die for no real reason, methinks!! (loss of grammer due to stress)
*Karl says he'll kill two humans at once*
*My eyes get wide and I stare, then try fruitlessly to pull you down*
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