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Today, I'm afraid I'm going to talk about Scott.
He's old. He's wise. He also farts a lot.

During a festive event, or a very sad day,
Scott can't help but poot, and toot, and fire away.

You can hide in the closet, or up there in the space station,
But nowhere are you safe from Scott's tummy deflation.

But his buddies, you ask, shouldn't they fall like dominoes?
Yes, but you're forgetting, these guys don't have a nose.

Description
Today, I'm afraid I'm going to talk about Scott.
He's old. He's wise. He also farts a lot.

During a festive event, or a very sad day,
Scott can't help but poot, and toot, and fire away.

You can hide in the closet, or up there in the space station,
But nowhere are you safe from Scott's tummy deflation.

But his buddies, you ask, shouldn't they fall like dominoes?
Yes, but you're forgetting, these guys don't have a nose.