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Published: 2016-11-20 20:37:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 19669; Favourites: 456; Downloads: 102
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The Great and Powerful Trixie - Now available for children's birthday parties!...stupid sexy assistant Starlight...
A very silly idea from breakfast this morning. The more I think about it, the more I think this should have been an alternate ending to 'No Second Prances'
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Can't say I've seen any of the SAW films, so any similarity is unintentional.
I have however, been on the Live Action Horror Maze of the films. That was...laughable...to say the least
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I take it you been to Thorpe Β Park lol
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Yes...unfortunately...
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now I take it you didn't like itΒ Β
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No, I don't know why I keep going back...
...you know a park has problems when at 12pm the shortest queueline is a two hour fast track queue...
...and don't even get me started on the ghost train!
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Well actually I never watched SAW. I know it's a movie and given the name. Well yeah, a saw. Actually now that I remember it, it's actually a scene from "American horror story" where a psychopath who thinks he's a magician with no actual knowledge on being a magician does this trick and well, you know what happens.
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No second chance, huh? Let's take a chance then! Heh heh!
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Whoa! No one SAW that coming!
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Ah yes, the mistake many a magician makes, attempting the "Saw someone in half" trick without bothering to learn how the pros do it.
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Thought of alternate dialogue for this:
For my next trick, the great and powerful TRRRIXIE will saw The Princess Of Friendship in half!
NOOO! I don't wanna be sawed in half! GET ME OUTTA HERE! *moves hind legs about frantically*
Relax, Twilight! It's only a TRICK! Trixie's not REALLY gonna saw you in half.
*sawing noises*
*blood curdling screams*
Disclaimer: I am NOT to be held responsible for any nightmares this may cause.
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Should I have added the line *blood pours out the box* to further enforce the image?
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Nah, I think it's implied enough
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But Trixie's so happy! You can't stay mad at that face!
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Is this about the botched attempt to correct the staggered box job?
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It's funnier that way though...
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Trust is a dish best served with........a good salad and some wine. I got mine.
"Okay!" Trixie yells "Who wants a leg?"
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Choose your OT3.
Twixlight
SunLix
I am bad at OTP names......
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Twilight: "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU GUYS IF YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW THIS STUPID TRICK WORKS!?!"
Trixie: "Tis all part of the ILLUSION! Now shut up, and hold still-"
*suddenly, Twilight's "legs" fall out of the box prematurely, and the room is silent*
Coach Z: "That saw didn't even touch her! They're' pure evil!! Chorce, forsh!"Β
Starlight: "...........Who was that green weirdo?"
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she better hope that they are not "ponies" (phonies) when it comes to magic ;3
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hehe, I think Trixie was all to willing to " saw " her rival in half. lolΒ Β Maybe a little too willing o.O
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All three of them were less than delightful in the episode, but this is pretty funny
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I don't recommend they perform that trick at children's birthday parties.
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I dunno, it could be interesting...
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I couldn't fucking stand Twilight in that episode; this picture has lots of value to me in that sense.
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"Trixie doesn't care! Trixie gets to saw up Twilight!"
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*shoots Starlight and Trixie* Sorry, trust issues.
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