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Published: 2014-12-24 20:57:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 4595; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 59
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...and that's how my parents ruined Hearth's Warming when I was a child...I can't quite remember the exact origins of Octavia's parents being somewhat...kinky...but I certainly don't regret it
Happy *Insert festivity of choice here* everybody!
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Octamum: Ummm.....We can explain?
Octavia: Please do.
Vinyl: Actually, I wanna see where this goes! XD
Octavia: Vinyl! XO
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The looks on their faces right now: "Uh, I can explain."
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Bob, one shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that frowning pony face... what dreams of chronic and sustained kinkiness?
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Actually, that's meant to be a nose, it's just unfortunate how close the nostrils are to the point of the nose. But now you've said it, I cantion unsee it!
That, and I don't harbour any thoughts of that kind, it's just the British seaside postcard humour in me coming out
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Ahhh, I thought it was an expression of token British grumpiness, though I can see the nose now you mention it!Β
I come from one of our picturesque seaside British towns myself. Does your's have a fading tourist industry and expanding lower class too?
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Well, when I left it almost ten years ago, yes it did
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Ah, good work on escaping.
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Are ya ready for ya carrot, Santa?
Yes, RUDOLPH! I am ready!
All rightee then! Here it comes! *inserts carrot in mouth*
MMMMMMMM...
Do ya like yer carrot, Santa?
MMM HMMMM....
*Tavi and Vinyl walk in*
O . O
O . O
O . O
Oh! I see ye're doing tha Santa Claus/Rudolph fetish... only in reverse.
WHOA! Your parents have some WEIRD fetishes! MY parents never did stuff like THIS.
And pray that they don't.
You gals're home early...
"I can't quite remember the exact origins of Octavia's parents being somewhat...kinky...but I certainly don't regret it Β "
Neither do I.
Apologies to you readers, if I gave you any Santa Claus x Rudolph shipping ideas... or nightmares.
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...or maybe Octamum just wants to try at being a naughty little reindeer...
Either way, you reckon they'd have learnt to lock their doors by now
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But they were doing it right on the living room floor.
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Really? Doesn't look taco flavoured to me
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That's enough from you smart ass!!!!! xD
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I never expected this kind of horseplay from them! Honestly, though, I should have known Octa-mum favored the "carrot and stick" approach in all things (and places).
Oh well, whatever jingles their bells!
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...and just when I thought you couldn't get any more punny...
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Nah, just a coincidence
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We may never know why Octadad has a carrot in his mouth, but maybe I don't really want to know...
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...or maybe you secretly do...
...either way, I don't have an answer for that
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Two things floated through my mind...
"Honestly... you've caught us doing worse." & "This isn't what it looks like!"
That's the road to take! Regret nothing! 
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And that is how you doing the Heimlich maneuver on a person choking on a carrot?
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I imagine Octamum performing the Heimlich maneuver would look even worse
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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
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I'm thinking that maybe Octamum's strong desire to have foals was the origin of them trying different things?
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*whispers* Oh shit, Octy knows he isn't real now, why did you have to go and be weird like that with that carrot, now look what you got us into
Me!? You're the one who kept on struggling, what are we gonna tell her now?
Filly Mommy, Daddy, why are you dressed up as Santa, are you impersonating him, cause I heard that's illegal
Uh yeah, that's it, we were impersonating him alright, we just wanted to see how it was like being Santa, you aren't mad, are you Octy?
Filly *GASP* Mommy and Daddy broke the law!!!!! I'm calling the police!!!
and Wait Octy, DON'T!!! We were just kidding!!!!
Lol, these two never cease to get into situations like thisXD
Merry Christmas!!!!!
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*opens door*
Octavia`s parents: !....
WRONG DOORΒ
WRONG DOOR
*shuts door*
I SHOULD ASK FOR DIRECTONS MORE OFTEN
I JUST WANTED TO BAKE SOME COOKIES
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