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bonkers-4-hatter — Chinese HetaloidX!Insecure!Chunky Reader Ch.1
Published: 2013-03-16 06:52:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 13521; Favourites: 234; Downloads: 23
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Description “Guys, he’s so freaking adorable!!” You smiled wide as your new Hetaloid.

You’re new Chinese Hetaloid to be exact. He was gorgeous with is long dark Brown hair that was in a ponytail with some strands falling in front of his face and closed eyes.

“Glad you liked it (Name)!” (Friend 2) clasped their hand on your shoulder as you grinned at them.

“Awww, looks what he comes with guys!” (Friend 1) came back to you both with a Panda in their arms.

You both awed at the cuteness of the Panda as it cooed and played with the two gently swatting at your hands and making squeaking sounds making all three of you squeal.

After a few minutes, (Friend 2) poked your pudgy stomach making your brow twitch as you bopped them upside the head making them yell out and scowl at you.

“There’s this thing called talking to get my attention you know (Friend 2).” You sighed as (Friend 1) giggled at the two of you as the Panda started to gnaw on her head lightly but looking so freaking cute still.

“It’s just so fun to look at the cute faces you make and you know Chinese men love cute things (Name).” (Friend 2) said this as they poked your sides and let out a laugh.

“So, are you going to wake the hunk up or what?” (Friend 1) asked this as the Panda climbed down from them and walked over to the crate where your Hetaloid was and started to whine and paw at his pant legs making you three aww again at the cute sight.

You smiled at the site and walked over to the crate and grabbed an envelope that was labeled ‘instructions’ and ripped it open and grabbed a small black booklet from it and started to flip through it.

You started to laugh loudly as the booklet fell from your hands and onto the floor.

“The hell got into you (Name)?” (Friend 2) asked this as they poked your shoulder as you ceased your laughing attack.

“Sorry guys, I was just laughing at the method I have to wake him up.” You stood back up and walked back over towards you Hetaloid and stood close to him and looked up at him.

“What are you d-.”

“CHINA, I CHOOSE YOU!!!” You screamed this at the top of your lungs as you cut off (Friend 1). Your Hetaloid snapped his eyes open to reveal Brown eyes to you as he suddenly pulled out a wok and aimed it at you making you scream and fall back onto your butt.

“Please don’t hurt me!!!” You cried out as you shielded your chunky body from his potential attack.

“Oh, I so sorry Aru~!” You heard a loud clank as you felt arms wrap around your plump form as you looked up to come face to face with China’s beautiful face as he pulled you closer to him.

“It’s okay, no harm done.” You sighed a bit as you heard (Friend 2) curse behind you.

“Crap, (Name), (Friend 1) and I have to go now, my dad’s here and he said we’ll be walking home soon if we don’t get down there. I’ll talk to you later; remember to call, skype or text us every week!” You heard the door slam shut indicating they left.

“Guess I gatta go too (Name), China please keep (Name) safe up in the big city!” You heard another slam meaning you and your new Hetaloid were now alone.

“Well, my name is Yao and what is your Aru~?” Yao pulled you into his lap as he started to stroke your (hair color/length) locks lightly.

“My name is (Name), your new owner.” You said this with a small smile.

“Your so cute Aru, and so soft too just like a plushie.” Yao suddenly started to gently stroke your tummy and sides as he placed small kiss on the side of your neck.

“Y-Yao, what are you doing?” You moaned lightly as his hands moved down your plump sides as he gently squeezed them making you gasp.

“Hearing that cute voice of yours Aru.” He nipped at your neck making you squeak lightly as you felt his smile against your skin making you shiver lightly.

‘Great, how am I supposed to get ou- wait, no your hand does not go there!’
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Comments: 87

Pewdelia12 In reply to ??? [2014-01-08 11:58:18 +0000 UTC]

he is so good!!!

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AngelicRose1 In reply to Pewdelia12 [2014-01-09 07:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Hm.

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Pewdelia12 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-09 08:08:29 +0000 UTC]

What about Minx?

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AngelicRose1 In reply to Pewdelia12 [2014-01-10 21:53:35 +0000 UTC]

Dunno...I only know a few famous YTbers.

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Pewdelia12 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-11 00:29:56 +0000 UTC]

oh k!

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LittleRobin870 In reply to ??? [2014-01-01 01:54:58 +0000 UTC]

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-01 02:52:46 +0000 UTC]

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-02 03:47:47 +0000 UTC]

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-02 06:32:22 +0000 UTC]

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-04 04:54:27 +0000 UTC]

                                                   WHHYYYYYYYYYY---->  

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-04 22:51:42 +0000 UTC]

SO MUCH HETALIA


*explodes*

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-04 22:58:56 +0000 UTC]

YUP!! ^.^

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-04 23:38:14 +0000 UTC]

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-05 00:07:46 +0000 UTC]

We;re just going on and on with the icons, now are we? 

                                     HA~!       Last, but not least, Sealand.   

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-05 00:50:58 +0000 UTC]

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-06 05:44:56 +0000 UTC]

           

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-06 06:34:00 +0000 UTC]

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-07 02:03:36 +0000 UTC]

                   ............                                                        .....  

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AngelicRose1 In reply to LittleRobin870 [2014-01-08 05:40:04 +0000 UTC]

Too...many...

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LittleRobin870 In reply to AngelicRose1 [2014-01-08 20:33:20 +0000 UTC]

 

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HeavensSanity In reply to ??? [2013-10-04 00:39:10 +0000 UTC]

I need to read more! I love your writing!

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waterfall248 In reply to ??? [2013-04-27 21:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Are you doing any more of these? They have to be some of the best I've read.

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misscheeseycake In reply to ??? [2013-04-26 08:40:23 +0000 UTC]

*family guy maid voice*No...No..his hand goes there



xD

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seerofheros In reply to misscheeseycake [2013-09-19 01:42:36 +0000 UTC]

I fell off my bed rotfing

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misscheeseycake In reply to seerofheros [2013-10-01 00:35:01 +0000 UTC]

xD

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XSugarRoseX In reply to ??? [2013-03-27 22:51:45 +0000 UTC]

PFFT......... "YOUR HAND DOES NOT GO THERE!" Omg... xDDD

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JuvenileJuve In reply to ??? [2013-03-17 15:43:50 +0000 UTC]

I read this, cuz im chinese...

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PockyandAnime In reply to ??? [2013-03-17 05:15:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay~ China! Great story! I cannot wait till the next part! (I actually look a LOT like the female version of China.(which is great because I am cosplaying China X3) The only difference is that I have green eyes and not brown eyes. I am also Chinese, which makes it more believable that I am a female version of China!)

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Star-Signer In reply to ??? [2013-03-17 01:52:45 +0000 UTC]

CHINA, I CHOSE YOU!!! I laughed so hard that my dog was like wtf iz rong wit her! Damn I totallied lmfaod my ass off!

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princessminight In reply to ??? [2013-03-17 01:05:15 +0000 UTC]

Cute i l oved the panda part

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GenovianPrince In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 17:05:57 +0000 UTC]

....aaaannnd BOOM go my ovaries! I loved how I had to wake China up X3 this is so adorable!~

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zutarafan4evea In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 12:24:14 +0000 UTC]

a little rushed, but still adorbs.

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WaterdragonTonx94 In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 08:11:15 +0000 UTC]

that is so adorable aru ^^ your inserts are such candy

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FreckleLemonade In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 07:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Best way to wake up a Hetaloid yet! xDDD
My gosh, this was adorable!! >U<

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FlyingPastaKitty In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 07:12:04 +0000 UTC]

LMAO OMG! Yes, I would die laughing before I could wake him up! XD “CHINA, I CHOOSE YOU!!!”

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bb258 In reply to ??? [2013-03-16 06:59:20 +0000 UTC]

Fuuuckk! Woman what is with you in making me have nosebleeds!?

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