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Rainbow Dash: Looks like it’s our turn, Applejack.Applejack: Ready when you are!
Sam: Hey, nice portal.
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: Thank you. Now ready yourselves! To save the Christmas of the Present, you must go back… to the Present!
Max: The Present? I’m so sick of that place. Do we have to?
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: Yes!
Max: It’s like we never leave!
Spike the Dragon: What’s wrong with the Present? It’s where everything‘s always happening right now. So we’re entering this portal. Just for the sake of Christmas.
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: Prepare yourselves for a journey beyond imagination as we enter… the Present!
They enter the Portal to the Present
As they entered, they were in a very familiar place and time.
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: Girls, Spike, Sam, and Max. Witness how your reckless carelessness hurts those who…
Applejack: Hey, wait a second! This ain’t right! Familiar but ain’t right😧!
Max: This isn’t the Present!
Spike the Dragon: Yeah, this isn’t the Present at all😠!
Sam: You took us to the Past😠!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! The Past from five hours ago😠! Past us are right over there!
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: I know that. Just give it a minute to catch up.
Applejack: We don’t get it, why take us from five hours ago?
Ghost/Spirit of Christmas Present: You’ll see.
Past Twilight Sparkle: All right, we actually won!
Past Rainbow Dash: Not only that, but we even won the first horseman action figure!
Past Sam: It’s the limited edition pestilence Maquette with super-detailed open sores!
Past Rarity: The Horsemen of Pestilence!
Past Spike the Dragon: One down, three more to go!
Past Applejack: Ain’t that a beaut?
Past Fluttershy: Aww, see how he slumps in his saddle?
Past Pinkie Pie: That’s sort of a weird thing to say but yeah!
Past Max: Does he have any cool action features? *presses a button on the back of the horseman*
Past Sam: Cut it out, Max. You don’t know what that’ll do!
Past Twilight Sparkle: Sam’s right.
Past Max: What’s the worst a toy could do? Choke a toddler, blind a toddler… Hmmm… eviscerate?
Past Rarity: We have absolutely no idea. Although it better not be summoning any bugs.
Past Sam: Well, it looks like nothing happened anyway. Let’s go.
Sam: Oh, no!
Rainbow Dash: Holy smoke, Rarity was right
Applejack: The Horseman of Pestilence really did summon bugs after all😥!
Spike the Dragon: This is bad.
Max: Seriously! We had a totally boss bug-summoning toy and we wasted it on a stupid Exorcism😠!
Bug Sibling (right): Ten… hut! Snap to, Sergeant!
Bug: What?!? How did you stinkbugs find me?
Bug Sibling (left): This place is great! Baby brother too good to share with his family?
Bug Sibling (middle): Too good to break radio silence and call his mother, anyway.
Bug: Been on important missions, ma’am!
Bug Sibling (right): Been hanging out with those filthy dung beetles more likely.
Bug Sibling (left): They don’t even speak our language!
Bug Sibling (middle): As long as my family’s together again. I’m never leaving!
Bug: Mayday! Mayday! Request immediate evac! Immediate evac!