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Bessie Beauvine: Mooo! Moo! Mooooooo!Myra Stump: Give her a hand, everyone! Bessie Beauvine Reading from her new book, “The Heart Has Four Stomachs: Ruminations on a life in Hollywood,” out now in all major bookstores
Applause
Pinkie Pie: Hi! Great to be here!
Twilight Sparkle: * gasp!*
🎵🎵
Sam: Hold the hayride, little pals! That bear seems more than slightly hinky, in the mesmeric sense of the term.
Max: Shadier than a fat man’s ankles!
Sam: Let’s take it down like ducks in a gutter!
Rainbow Dash: You heard him, let’s do it already!
Before they could try to give Myra a blow to the head, the mysterious hypno bear hypnotizes Myra
Myra Stump: Hold it! My guest sit at that end!
Fluttershy: You don’t understand!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that scary-looking bear has got you—
Myra Stump: Sit😠!
Rainbow Dash: We are not sitting down until—
Sam: We’ll just sit where you want us to, ma’am.
Rainbow Dash: Um, yeah. What he said.
Myra Stump: Lovely!
Rainbow Dash: What gives, Sam?
Max: Yeah. Why can’t we just grab the bear?
Sam: It would appear that the laws of physics are different on the set of a talk show, little buddy. We’re going to have to play along.