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Published: 2016-05-17 20:52:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 6505; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Welp, I'm just gonna crawl underneath the couch and avoid the kink police, bye... Don't approach Shimii without any items eaten, or she's gonna give you something to fill it with. Undertale belongs to Toby Fox, but Shimii is mine.Related content
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Me: ok...
(Any idea how tall Sans is?)
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(4'8-4'11 most likely)
Shimii: um, we should get him inside, can't be out in the cold for long.
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Me: yeah. He'll catch a cold. *picks him up*
(Ok. Thanks.)
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Shimii: i'll get his legs. *when she picks them up, they pop off of Sans* or not...
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Me: lets go before he wakes up
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Shimii: uh yeah, we'll put these back on when we get there. *she carries his legs to the house*
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Shimii: *we get to the house* uh, does he have a key for the place? check his pockets.
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Me: *checks his pocket and pulls out a key* got it.
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Shimii: nice. *we unlock the door and she puts his legs back on when he's on the couch* oof, now i need a rest.
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Me: any idea how long he's gonna be sleeping?
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Shimii: not long, this guy takes constant cat naps. he should be up in a few minutes when he warms up.
Sans: *his feet twitch*
Shimii: there, he's getting some feeling back.
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Me: oh. Hey how do you know so much about him anyway?
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Shimii: I swiped his wallet. *she pulls out a tree shaped wallet*
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Me: wow....give it back
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Shimii: lawl, okay. *she sticks it back in his pocket*
Sans: *he begins to wake up* urgh, wha?...
Shimii: there he is.
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Sans: *he sits up groggily* wh-what happened to me?...
Shimii: you had a fun time earlier.
Sans: i what!?-
Shimii: no, not that kind of fun. lawl.
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Me: Pff. You ok btw?
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Sans: i think so, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore. i guess thats good.
Shimii: eh, would've been better if you let me help you polish off the rest of the nice cream.
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Me: ok then.
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Sans: um, so...
*suddenly, Papyrus bursts through the door*
Papyrus: SANS, HOLY FUCK!
Sans: whoa, what is it bro?
Papyrus: Undyne made me a new food and recipe; spaghetti cake! *he shoves a piece of cake in Sans' face* quick, try it!
Sans: umf!
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Me: WHOA!! *sweatdrop* ummm hey?
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Papyrus: *he turns to you* oh, hi!... wait. *he takes a good look at you* you wouldn't happen to be a HUMAN! would you?
Shimii: heh, nah bruh.
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Me: I'm a Cofagrigus. I'm just in my antro form and it makes me look sorta like a human.
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Papyrus: A HUMAN!? I KNEW IT!
Sans: his eyesight is not the best...
Shimii: no wonder why he thought i was a pillow earlier.
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Me: if he saw Mikey he'll think she's human. Well technically she is.
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Papyrus: oh really!? *he fludders his fingers in deviousness* tell me, what's their weakness?
Sans: heh, sleep? everyone needs it.
Shimii: then i guess im in the doghouse if thats the case.
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Me: I'm not telling. And no it's not sleep. She's very energetic. She can go for three days without sleeping. She won't even feel tired. I can call her if you want.
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Papyrus: well... if she won't tire from lack of sleep, then maybe she'll tire from a fully belly! I must make a big batch of my spaghetti! *he runs to the kitchen*
Sans: heh let him go, it'll give him something to do for the day.
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Me; ok...I'll text her and give her a little heads up. *takes out her phone and starts texting her* You know he did shove cake into your mouth. Are you ok?
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Sans: *he pats his belly* eh, my stomach is used to his spaghetti foodtypes. kind of like a desensitizing; its not bad once you get used to it.
Papyrus: *he hums, stirring his spaghetti*
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Me: oh. ok. *beep beep* *looks at her phone* oh shes on her way.
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Sans: good, i hope she brought her appetite. he makes a BIG batch...
Shimii: nope, she won't last the first forkful*
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Me: why's that?
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Sans: well to be honest, he's not the greatest cook.
Shimii: I found cinnamon and tire pieces in my dish.
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Me: *sweatdrop* I hope she's not gonna barf.
*a knock on the door was heard*
Me: hm? Papyrus! I think she's here!
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Papyrus: *his voice deepens* good, because my first batch is ready! *he runs to the door and opens it*
Sans: cross your fingers.
Shimii: most likely she might.
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Me: *sweatdrop*
Mikey: hey. Who are you?
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Papyrus: me!? i am the Great Papyrus! and you are the human i'm going to capture, unless you can get through my trap! *he runs to the kitchen*
Shimii: you're screwed.
Sans: you coming here is like a death sentence to your organs, i hope you brought an appetite and left behind your gag reflex.
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Mikey: trap? What?
Me: just heads up. He's a bad cook.
Mikey: oh...
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Papyrus: *he comes out with the big pot in his arms and the plates on his head* sit everyone, dinner is served~!
Sans: *he sits at the table* heh, thanks bro.
Shimii: *she mumbles* hope i don't find another another one of your bones in my food...
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Me: what?
Mikey: ok.
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Papyrus: *he sets all the plates down and fills each of them with spaghetti* enjoy! heheheheh...
Sans: *he picks his plate up and tips all the spaghetti in his mouth, swallowing quickly so he doesn't have to taste it* mmm, thanks bro.
Shimii: *she sniffs her and slowly hides it underneath her chair, where the annoying dog eats it*
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Me: *sweatdrop*
Mikey: *looks at Shimii* ??
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Shimii: not worth losing my fur.
Papyrus: *he makes himself a plate and begins to eat. Without a magic tongue, he can't taste how disgusting it is* mmmm, wow!
Sans: *he pats his belly*good batch for you bro?
Papyrus: absolutely, this is the best one yet!
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Mikey: can't you taste anything?
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Papyrus: why would i need to when it's already perfect!? *he keeps eating* i know what great spaghetti tastes like, and thats how my recipe is!
Sans: we used to experiment with ghostly body parts, he lost his interest in a ghost tongue when he ate one of Grillby's burgers. *he snickers*
Papyrus: *he shivers* i can still feel the grease seep into my bones...
Shimii: and cats can't taste sweet anyway.
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Mikey: ok that I didn't know.
Me: neither did I?
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Sans: we all have our differences. *he hiccups and burps at the same time, eating so quickly is now backfiring* heh, don't remember eating that.
Papyrus: *he growls at Sans' joke* Sans!
Sans: sorry bro, it's just todays lunch is giving your spaghetti a bad 'thyme'. *he snickers*
Papyrus: *he stands up, banging his hands on the table* SANS!!!
Shimii: *she tries not to laugh*
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