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*Gundam Crew HQ*Magma Man: *Communicating with Splash Woman* [I'm good here... the gang may be Wily Bots, but they're good folks, just as you said, give them a chance...]
Splash Woman: [Wily Bots are as much bots as Light Bots, after all, they never had a choice... 😇, I'M SO HAPPY YOU ACCEPTED NEEDLE BOY'S REQUEST!! 🤩]
Magma Man: [Sr. Light used to talk a lot about Needleman, especially his "robot 071" being a reference to your "robot 017"... That's why I attached to him like an older brother, although I admit adapting to Napalm Man was a bit tricky, but Napalm Man is a sweetheart of a robot master... I wonder how he was working for Wily, because poor guy didn't deserve to face Megaman, he was too good...]
Splash Woman: [Speaking of that... did "Meggy" ever fight against him??]
Magma Man: [............................ I never asked...]
Napalm Man: *Just arriving* Greetings, soldier!
Magma Man: Hi!! [Napalm Man is here! I'll talk to him, I'll be back later!]
Splash Woman: [Okay~ Kisses from your little sister~😘, visit us later, cutie~] *Turns off the communicator*
Magma Man: *Salute* Everything's in order, sir, the gang behaved in your absence!
Napalm Man: THE ANIKI GAVE ME A COORDINATE!!
Magma Man: Coordinate??
Napalm Man: The message is from a few months ago... but I've been so busy that I only saw it now...
Magma Man: Hmm *Checking his data, he also received the message* Is the coordinate ZZIA-001AB?
Napalm Man: That's the one!!
Magma Man: It doesn't seem like a known coordinate...
Napalm Man: True!! But even so, I think if we announce that we're going there, he'll...
Magma Man: ...He was in some trouble and needed help!
Napalm Man: TRUE!! ANIKI SAID THAT DAMN TOPMAN ACTS REALLY BADLY IN THE MONTH OF JULY!! HE MUST BE PLANNING SOMETHING AGAINST ANIKI AND ONEE-CHAN!! WE HAVE TO ACT!! THE MESSAGE IS FROM JULY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Magma Man: We don't know if it's in this world with this coordinate, so we should investigate in our human forms... ah... so...
Napalm Man: I'M GONNA BLOW THAT TOYHEAD'S BRAINS OUT!!
Magma Man: (...for some reason, when it comes to Topman, he shows more than the usual discontent...)
*Both teleport*
Arriving at the destination
Needleman and Le Me: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Napalm Man and Magma Man: ...???????????
Magma Man: uh... *Speaking softly* I think...
Magma Man and Napalm Man: ........... >Bamboo-hit.wav<
Needleman: zz.... Hmmm.... HM??!! >THUD.OGG< ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Napalm Man: eh...
Magma Man: uh...
Needleman: ...!!!!!!!! *Paralyzed*
Magma Man: *Looks at Napalm Man* [She's still asleep... let's ask Needleman through the communicator...]
Napalm Man: [Roger...]
Magma Man: [Needleman... uh... sorry... we thought that...]
Needleman: ... [I FEARED YOU WOULD COME AT BEDTIME...] *Puts his hand on his face, turning red with embarrassment*
Napalm Man and Magma Man: [....................]
Needleman: [Ugh... actually, it was the human who went to bed early...]
Napalm Man: [Is that napping over there Onee-chan?]
Needleman: *Nods*
Magma Man: *Looking around* [So, this is her bedroom??]
Needleman: [Exactly...]
Napalm Man: [I admit that when I thought about this, I thought she lived in a castle... uaaaahh... and ever since I came in here, I started feeling sleepy...]
Magma Man: [Me too...] *Rubbing his eyes*
Needleman: [Sarcasm Oh no, the "Cooties" claimed another victim...]
Napalm Man: [VI-VICTIM??!! DID THEY ATTACK ONEE-CHAN??!!]
Needleman: [NO... This "drowsiness" is something unusual in her room... and "Cooties" is what her brother calls this "event"...]
Napalm Man: *Looking around*
Needleman: [I suppose you want to ask something...]
Napalm Man: [I thought she lived in a more "vibrant" "universe"... When you told me about "that" with me... Could it be...]
Needleman: [Well... it's one or two steps away from that...]
Napalm Man: [How do we get her out of here??]
Magma Man: [I'm lost, what are you guys talking about??!!]
Needleman: [*Explains*]
Magma Man: [Hasn't anyone made a law about this yet??!!]
Needleman: [Humans on this side are even more annoying than on our side... much more ANNOYING...]
Napalm Man: [I still think we should get her out of here...]
Needleman: [It's not possible... and even if it were, we'd have to take her family with us... at least her dad and brother...]
Magma Man: *Looking at one of the plushies*
Needleman: [Any problem?]
Magma Man: [Can I take this plushie here??]
Needleman: [Ah... Miki... yes...]
Magma Man: *Magma Man takes Miki's plushie* [This character looks like Needleman in one of his outfits that I've seen...]
Needleman: [That's Miki from an anime... one of the two animes she's a fan of...] (And yes, the outfit was based on her... I have an affinity for that anime)
Magma Man: .................. [Why does this plushie have a calming effect??]
Napalm Man: [Hm?]
Magma Man: [It's strange...]
Napalm Man: [Aniki, may I take a plushie too?]
Needleman: [Take that penguin over there, she won't wake up if you touch her...]
Napalm Man: *Grabs the Pingy plushie* and hugs it .............. [It's soothing... like...]
Needleman: [I don't blame you, I don't know if it has to do with her energy, but sometimes when she's on the computer and I'm lying on her bed, I find myself hugging her plushies... DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT THIS!]
Napalm Man and Magma Man: ................. *Return the plushies*
Needleman: [I called you guys before, mostly to visit... Napalm wanted to visit her in her world, so I decided to invite you both... The only ones here who have access are my Set brothers...]
Napalm Man: [YOUR SET BROTHERS, DOES THAT EVEN...!!]
Needleman: [Technically, it's thanks to HIM that I know her, and you guys too... But he's been avoiding coming here directly because I'm here all the time...]
Napalm Man: [Hmm... He's still a damn jerk who deserves severe punishment...]
Magma Man: [Do you know why he rages at Topman? I admit Topman is pretty strange, but...]
Needleman: ["If I were to guess," Topman did something to him... considering what I know about Topman, it's VERY likely he was a victim of Topman at some point...]
Napalm Man: [I'd rather not get into that... he's EVIL AND CRUEL!!]
*They continue chatting for a while until a specific ringtone plays on Needleman's phone.*
Napalm Man: [This music... that's cool...]
Needleman: ... (It's his theme...) [You like it??]
Napalm Man: [It's fun!! And lively... sounds... 8-bit??]
Needleman: [Do you feel a connection or something when you listen to this music??]
Napalm Man: [Connection?? Hmm... no... but it's fun... it's fun... is there this music in our world?? I really liked it!]
Needleman: [I understand, and the answer is no...]
*They talk for a while longer*
Needleman: [I gave you the coordinates, but I'd like you not to be intrusive, even though she's your friend, there's a policy here not to invade a girl's room...]
Napalm Man: [I understand... so we'll only come when you call us!]
Needleman: [Affirmative!]
Magma Man: [It was nice to see another world... oh, Needleman, I didn't bring it up earlier, but... were you sleeping with her?? Like.....]
Needleman: ... Sigh [Sometimes she has trouble sleeping, so she asks me to watch over her... but the effects of the "Cooties" end up overwhelming me... Just don't get the wrong idea about it...]
Napalm Man and Magma Man: *Salute* [AFFIRMATIVE, SIR!]
Needleman: [Actually... there's something I need to tell you about her...]
Napalm Man and Magma Man: ...??
Needleman: [She's going to have surgery...]
Napalm Man: ...!!!!! [A-ANIKI?!!? ANIKI... IS SHE... IS SHE IN DANGER??!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER??!!]
Magma Man: [Calm down, Napalm...]
Needleman: [She might be at even greater risk if she doesn't have this surgery than if she does... but the doctor said it's a common procedure...]
Napalm Man: ............
Needleman: [I really want to protect her... if she has to go through this to see her smile, it'll be worth it...] *Smiles*
Napalm Man: [ANIKI... I... I've never seen you talk about her like this...]
Magma Man: [Needleman, you're smiling...]
Needleman: [There's a lot of things that, even though I'm intelligent, I don't understand... and my sarcasm is a way to make ideas explicit, but in a way that doesn't raise certain flags... but I don't want to lose her... So I'll try my best to watch over her... even with our non-existent connection...]
Napalm Man: [N-Non-existent connection??!!]
Magma Man: [I think he's referring to the human procedure of general anesthesia because humans need to be "put to sleep" in such a way not to feel pain... in any surgery, if that procedure didn't exist, no one would survive...]
Needleman: [Exactly...]
*Napalm Man holds Needleman's hand*
Napalm Man: [Tell me when, I'll be by your side helping to protect Onee-chan!]
*Magma Man holds the other hand*
Magma Man: [I swear to help our friend!]
Needleman: [I'll inform our world about those who had contact with her...]
*They both say goodbye and return*
Needleman: ... (I'm really glad they didn't try to use this to put me in an awkward situation... They are loyal and pure robot masters, and they know I don't like certain comments... maybe that's why they took so long to bring up the fact that I was lying next to her on the bed only at the end, and also... Thank you both for being some of the purest robot masters I know...)
