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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to ??? [2012-08-30 00:58:09 +0000 UTC]

..... I'm going to blugeon you with a marshmellow.





XDDDDD MARSHMELLOW BLUGEONING!!

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-08-30 08:23:40 +0000 UTC]

*starts running from the skinny man with evil marshmellow* NOOO!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS MARSHMELLOWY FATE!!!! *trips and falls cuz she.s stupid like that*

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-02 15:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Johnny: *starts throwing endless marshmellows at you that he's getting from SOMEWHERE until you just lay there derpishly and wait for him to stop. He has thrown over two-million marshmellows at you.*
.....Ish you bad or ish you good?

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-02 15:42:58 +0000 UTC]

*analyses possibilities* if i say i.m good, he.ll yell that i.m lying, if i say i.m bad, i.m DEAD.. if i don.t make a sound, i.ll drown in marshmellows DX *lifts head above squishy terror* i dunno, mister -_- i think i.m almost dead, tho

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-02 19:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Johnny:.... Naaahhh.... You don't LOOK dead.... Wanna smore'zzzzziziziziziz??? *shoves a smore in you hair* I WANT TO BE A PRETTY FUCKING PRINCESS!!! *rips off your jacket and ties it around his waist like a skirt* WHY YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AMY WHINEHOUSE???



MSI reference XD.

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-02 19:36:25 +0000 UTC]

*thinks* holly fuck he.s crazier than me! *tries pathetically to get away* I DIDN.T MEAN TOO!I SWEAR!! O.o and her hair was a little taller...but i guess the makeup matches

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-02 19:44:11 +0000 UTC]

Johnny: ........... MY MAKEUP DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AMY WHINEHOUSE!!!! I AIN'T NO TRANSVESTITE!!! GRAAAGHHHH!!!! *tackles you and pins you to the ground and repeatedly makes your hands hit you chest* YOU GORILLA!! YOU STUPID!!!


XDDDD

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-02 19:58:37 +0000 UTC]

O.O you know, mister.. uhm.. mister..what was your name? anyway, guess i.ll shut up now, for the sake of what.s left of me X.x maybe you.ll kill me fast and get over with it*closes eyes, waiting for the end*
*lol, that.s weird.. cough cough* and yeah, i.m sorry, but it kinda does O~O at least, in this light -_-' sheesh, it.s not like i.m saying you.re gay >.>

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-02 20:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Johnny: WELL, I'M NOT GAY!! AND MY NAME IS JOHNNY!! THE NOT-GAY-GUY!! I PROVE IT!! *takes off jacket and puts his arms in the air derpishly* I STRIPPED WHILE SITTING ON A GIRL!! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!! JOHNNY NO GAY!! JOHNNY KISS GIRLS!!! *randomly kisses your lips before flipping backwards to get off of you* TADA!!!

I'm listening to Straight TO Video by MSI o3o. You like them?

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-02 20:22:33 +0000 UTC]

if i like them? i ADORE them i.ve made a habbit in talking about Jimmy everyday (yep, i.m weird) my mom got used to it and now she.s like "yeah, that Jimmy guy again?" (she has no idea who he is )


you have no idea how hard i.m holding back from bursting into laughter cause my whole family is sleeping
*catches her breath*
I BELIEVE YOU, OKAY!! I BELIEVE YOU!!!
O.O wow, mr Johnny... i think that was the most awkward thing happened to..like anyone, anytime XD
now, that everything.s clear, would you mind...letting me go..?

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-03 02:37:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, God, he's HILARIOUS. I love him XD. And he's forty o-o;;...... But he acts and looks twenty, so I don't care. XD


Awwz, I funny XD

Johnny: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED I-IT!! HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND I- ..... Shit... Uh... What? No. I'm going to keep you as my personal sex slave >8D!!
Nah... I just kid XD I don't roll like that ._. . YOU CALLING ME A RAPIST?! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!! FUCK!! I SAID FUCK!! DAMMIT!!!

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-03 06:37:36 +0000 UTC]

O_O
since you.re encountering some.. *cough* personal issues -_-" i think i.ll...just...go.. *moves away slowly, keeping eyes on the thin silhouette, since his eyes are too scary D=*

yes, he does~

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-11 20:15:54 +0000 UTC]

YOU WILL NEVER LEAAAAAAVVVEEEUHHH!!! WHETHER I HAVE PERSONAL ISSUES OR NOOOOTTTTTUHHHHH!!!!! I TACKLE JEW!!! *tackles*

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-12 09:49:02 +0000 UTC]

0-0 *tries to run but the skinny guy is friggin fast*
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now what? you promised ice cream, remember?

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-13 01:54:25 +0000 UTC]

OOOOHHHH YEAAHHH!!!! *picks you up and flys you to a Dairy Queen* LET US GET CREAM OF ICE!! *throws you in the air and you land quite ungracefully on your behind XD*

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-13 08:19:21 +0000 UTC]

MYYYAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!
*the skinny man eyes me like i'm having some kind of seizure, not like he threw me like a sack of potatoes*
the fuck, man!! hope you know this one's on you.. it's not like i have any money in my PYJAMAS! XDD
btw, can you..untie me now.. people are staring -_-"

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-15 01:38:25 +0000 UTC]

OHHHHHHHHHHH YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUUUHHH!!!! YOUZ TIED UP!!! *leaps over and unties you, but drops the ropes -or whatever he used XD- on your head* Also, I's sorry for hurting your butt. Kiss it make it beeettterr? <:3


He is so clueless. XD

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 15:43:51 +0000 UTC]

just..*takes the ropes down, rubbing her head painfully* let's try to not draw any -more- attention *looks at glaring customers* okay? *thinks* gosh, why am i so stupid?! he's just gonna kill everybody you know what, let's go back home and... order pizza?

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 16:13:29 +0000 UTC]

PIZZA?? PIZZA?!!! WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY!!!
Of COURSE we can order pizza

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 16:56:50 +0000 UTC]

*some idiot in the background: yeah, go get some pizza, we've had enough of this freak show! what are you, pyjama girl and her retarded emo boyfriend?!
He's NOT my boyfriend! *looks at the scary guy's face* ->

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 17:22:47 +0000 UTC]

8D............ I just..... I love it when I have a reason to throw.... GRENAAAADDEEESSSS!!!! *gets out millions of random grenades and throws them everywhere, miraculously leaving you and JOhnny unharmed*
Ahhh... Let's just... Go eat pizza... *grabs your hand and you fly away on a rainbow*

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 17:34:27 +0000 UTC]

:dib wakes up after this strange dream* w.. what was that?! that's it, no more tacos for dinner!

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 18:06:49 +0000 UTC]

That.... IS THE BEST ENDING EVER. XD

Wouldn't it be hilarious if that was an actual dream of his on the show?? .w.

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 18:24:51 +0000 UTC]

XDD yeah, and then we'd wake up and realize it all was a dream 0w0

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 19:31:42 +0000 UTC]

I love dreams ;3;

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 19:48:21 +0000 UTC]

e too i hate it when i have a cool dream but i can't remember it >.<

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 19:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Same here >.<

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Cassi3Cupcake In reply to Ashes-and-Snowflakes [2012-09-16 20:15:08 +0000 UTC]

i like nightmares too it's like having your own horror movie

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Ashes-and-Snowflakes In reply to Cassi3Cupcake [2012-09-16 21:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhh, yes! .w.

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