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Published: 2008-10-12 14:49:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 29; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Me:sup?
God:
Same old.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
I killed a cat yesterday
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
No way, they would put me in jail
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
Well, in France I just killed a cat
God:
Interesting. Where is that?
Me:
IN FRANCE!!!!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
God*******!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
AGH! Why dont you understand?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. It can only be attributable to human error. I understand your meaning.
Me:
Im going to cry
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By going to a corner and slitting my wrists
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Was that sarcasm?
God:
" Don't mention it."? Was it sarcasm?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
I'm going to leave.
God:
Fine.
Me:
Cya
God:
So where do you live?
