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Published: 2015-10-18 22:18:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 205; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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"I'm home, you stupid baka!" Jeff screamed as he kicked down the door to Slenderman's big-ass tr- I MEAN MANSION.
He drowned.
In pizza that Slenderman tried to consume for decades, but couldn't due to his lack of a mouth, and had been stockpiled in the Slender mansion or whatever the stupid fangirls have made up for creepypastas to live in.
And whilst he drowned, Jeff realised:
His name wasn't Jeff.
It was Ben.
AND THEN EVERY CREEPYPASTA FANGIRL DIED, THE END!
But wait! Sloondermen did nawt dye! He has a krush on jiff and he fangrills ova him! But he did nawt dye, becuz HE IZ MAH OC AND IF U STEEL HIM I WILL KAL DE POLISE!
thx baii
