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Title pretty much sums it up...I like the way this came out :3
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But RD studies the science of being awesomeΒ
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Daring Do: "But that's not a real science. She doesn't know archaeology."
Me: "Or weapons design, modernization, renovation, and Power redirecting; changing the power source from magic to electric."
Indiana Jones: "I'm with Daring Do And C Money, she's not a real scientist. And, from what I hear, she's not very useful to bring along on an expedition like this. At least Flash can keep up, and handle things like we do."
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But she'll make your trip 20% cooler B^)
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Indiana Jones: "And 20% less safe."
Me: "It's one thing if she's joining in Mortal Kombat, it's another when it's more serious business like this."
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But you gotta have the most awesome adventure
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Me: "While getting shot by I have a heavy caliber machine gun."
Daring Do: "And getting Wacked on the head by a 2 x 4."
Indiana Jones: "And losing my hat."
Flash Gordon: "And losing my gal."
Deadpool: "And somehow losing everything you own."
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I take a ring of keys off my carabiner.
Me: "You mean these?"
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Deadpool: "So your saying that I came here for no reason?"
Me, while tossing keys: "No, I hired you because we can get into fake fights. But actualy shooting and slicing each other, and not giving a damn."
Indiana Jones: "We should be getting back to our expedition, the black moon's tonight."
Daring Do: "Agreed. Sorry for falling asleep on night watch duty."
Flash Gordon: "Don't worry, I didn't sleep. I had to fight off some cultists, that was a nice workout."
Me: "And that explains why I heard your theme in my dream, last night! Well, that's one I mystery solved."
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Daring Do: "Screw that!"
Me: "What the hell! If she won't hug you, then I will!"
Deadpool: "And I will join!
Me and Deadpool give hug.
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Deadpool: "Anything to help! Stay awesome!"
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yay :3
Now rainbow dash needs a hug
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Me: "Wait, she's here?
Daring Do: "Crap."
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Of course she's here, you guys are her best friends!!
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Daring Do: FaceHoof.jpg
Indiana Jones: "She made me lose my whip. Then someone said to me and whipped me with my own whip."
Deadpool, pointing gun at RD: "Can I kill her?"
Me, well snapping Deadpool's neck: "No. She's a good friend of mine, but I wouldn't trust her around ancient ruins or adventures of this caliber."
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But she loves ancient ruins and adventures
She's only destroyed 27 ancient ruins c:
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Me "Exactly. I'm onΒ this expedition to find the ancient alien tech hidden in these ruins. Last trip, I found a design that curently works with "Laze" knife. Anyways, last time I brought RD I had to liberate an ancient people from a corrupt God."
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But she promised not to cause any trouble this time!
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Me: "last time RD said that, she activated the power to an entire facility. it activated EVERYTHING! Data modules, history logs, Blueprints, weapons, more stuff that improved my "Laze" stuff, and an ancient AI who warned me of the security systems."
Daring Do: "Yeah, I had to literally cut through several angry genetically modified animals."
Indiana Jones: "That wasn't fun."
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But that was then
This is now c:
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Me: "Even at other times, like when we entered Mortal Kombat together, she got me into trouble. Try fighting Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and their daughter Cassie Cage at the same time. No that was at the tournament, That Was Yesterday!"
Rainbow Dash: "Sorry."
Me: "Sorry don't cut it! I learned a new realm of how much your balls going hard after fighting Johnny and his daughter! Why did Cassie have to take after his dad's combat?"
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Don't be mad at her, she apologized!
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Me: "Tell that to my significant bits. Besides, she's done a lot worse... Directly... Because of me... We got into a fight once... She won. Won by hitting me with a Sonic Rainboom, made me go everywhere."
Rainbow Dash: "Only 'cause you shot me five times! AND two hit my wings."
Me: "I was stopping you from protecting Rarity! The Nightmare Entity took her, and you didn't see it!"
Rainbow Dash: "At least not ALL the Bullets hit! You missed the other 37."
Me: (Draws Glock 18) "Want me not to miss These?"
Daring Do: "Both Of You, Calm Down NOW! Rainbow Dash, the original amount of people STAYS. Corbin, you will NOT Be Shooting Anyone! Random Guy, Ranbow Dash can come with... But she won't be doing ANYTHING. Everything I said is FINAL, Got It?"
Flash Gordon: "And none of this effects me, at all."
Deadpool: "Me neither."
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But rainbow dash has to do everything while you watch
It says so in the contract you signed last week
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Me: "What contract?"
Deadpool: "Crap."
Daring Do: "Crap what?"
Deadpool: "It's a contract I signed while I was drunk."
Flash Gordon: "But you can't get drunk, so what's the excuse?"
Deadpool: "Dunno, but it ain't gonna change."
Rainbow Dash: "Who informed me about this 'contract'?"
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No one informed you dashie, but you have no choice but to do what it says
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Me: "Yeah, now you have to work the hyper advanced computers,Β search ancient hard drives, try and crack ancient codes, delicately dismantle security systems, hack unknown technologies, CAREFULLY maneuver safety and lock down measures, etc. (Winks towards Daring Do)
Daring Do, catching on: "Not to mention ALL The documentation you'll have to take. And it'll take Hours to complete the inventory of all the collected artifacts."
RD: "That sounds like a lot of egghead stuff!"
Indiana Jones: "Oh, it gets better. Some things, you have to handle with care because there Very delicate. Yeah it might get dangerous, but not like you think. Dangerous as in, find out how the maze works by a riddle you have to figure out. So whadya say hotshot, you up the task?"
Rainbow Dash: "Aw, Hell No! That Sounds Like Too Much EGGHEADINESS!" (Flies away with a sonic boom, and yells from afar) "FRIGGING NERDS!"
Indiana Jones: "Good call, Corbin!"
Me: "Always good to shine 'em on! Or in this case, off!"
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Daring Do: "Good. Now we can go back to the original plan."
Me: "Well, it was for her protection."
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But now the plan won't be awesome
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Me: "Y'know I wasn't lying about those things, right?"
Daring Do: "I wasn't either."
Indiana Jones: "I don't like lying."
Me: "And safety is top priority. We're all rooting out boobytraps and various other types of dangers.The kind that would get RD killed within seconds. She was shoot off for her own safety. I'd hate to lose a friend."
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Me: "then it's settled. We continue, N-AH!" An arrow is sticking out of my face.
Daring Do: "You okay?"
Me, while pulling out the arrow: "Not the first time or the last time I'll be shot in the head."
Indiana Jones: "We got company!"
Deadpool, oddly professional: "I'm On It! Flash, head for the big ones! Corbin, go for the deadly ones! Daring and Indy, head for the temple! Everyone, keep your wits about you!"
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Daring Do: "You can come with us! but you need to do us a favor and keep your head down!"
More strange looking tribal men charge into what's turning into a battle.
Deadpool: "Good Idea! Corbin What's Your Situation!"
Me, like a psycho: "I SEE RAINBOWS OF BLOOD!!!"
Deadpool: "Good! Flash, You?"
Flash Gordon: "These Guys Are Easier Than Ming The Merciless! I'm Fine!"
Deadpool: "Also Good. Now," Draws two assault rifles, "Who's Ready To Turn This Into A Party!"
Deadpool opens fire into the increasingly large crowd.
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*throws oatmeal in random places* I'M HELPING
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Me "YES! YES!!! RAIN THE VENGENCE!!!"
Deadpool: "I told you to keep your head down!"
Indiana Jones: "C'mon, The temple is the safest place right now!"
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10 minutes later...
Daring Do: "Alright. they're still out there, and it's just us three. Hey Jones, whadya wager on getting up this wall?"
Indiana Jones: "I wager that you can't fly. Don't believe me, look at all the Pegasus skeletons."
Daring Do: "Damn. Well, your humanoid. I say you go."
Indiana Jones: "
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I'M HUMANOID TOO :^D *climbing the wall*
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Daring Do immediately pulls you off the wall, setting off trap that hits her wing.
Daring Do: "DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!!!"
Indiana Jones: "Don't Climb That Wall! It's layered with booby-traps!"
Daring Do: "I Fell On Somthing! I Think It Might Be The Way Up!"
Indiana Jones: "I see it! Why did culture have to praise snakes. Anyways, I think I understand it now. I'm heading up now!"
Daring Do: "I'll Warn You Of Any Traps!"
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Indiana Jones: "You're going, we just need to properly navigate this wall."
2 Hours Later.
Daring Do: "Well, that took time."
Indiana Jones: "All of us made it. Safely."
Flash Gordon: "And those other guys are gone."
Me: "You mean dead."
Flash Gordon: "Oh, right."
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Oh they're not dead, they're just sleeping! ^.^
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Deadpool: "I'm pretty sure that if things are Carved Like a Thanksgiving turkey, that they're definitely dead."
Me: "And missing heads, Bulletholes you can look through, rearranged faces. They're pretty dead."
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They just need some glue and tape to be put back together
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Me: "Yea-no, that's dead as dead can be."
Deadpool: "Indy, how we lookin'?"
Indiana Jones: "We found clues of how to navigate the wall, we didn't find clues of how to navigate these halls. Looks like there's lots of them, and there are layered traps. You and Corbin need to navigate the halls since you can take all the traps can give."
Me: "That shouldn't take too long!"
One Hour Later...
Deadpool: "That took longer than expected."
Me: "YO, EVERYONE! WE MADE IT! THE TRAPS SOULD BE DEAD!"
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