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Published: 2006-10-01 05:48:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 33657; Favourites: 431; Downloads: 265
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I dunno, Bubbles, looks like the girls are gonna have some trouble winning THIS game.Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z concept © Craig McCracken/Cartoon Network (I suppose)
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Buttercup: *is suddenly the size of Godzilla and is barefoot. Her foot lands dangerously close to you, making the ground shake*
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Buttercup: The better to crush you with, my friend.
Me: Oh, and what big eyes you have?
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Blossom asked me what 4 + 4 is, and I said 8. What's Blossom gonna say?
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Blossom asked me what 4 + 4 is, and I said 8. What's Blossom gonna say?
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Blossom asked me what 4 + 4 is and I said 8. What's she gonna say?
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Buttercup: Well, of course. I'm an anime girl, we ALL have big eyes. Now be a good boy and get under my foot! *she lifts her foot up and tries to step on you*
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Me: Okay... and what big teeth you have?
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Buttercup: *she pins you down with her stinky giant bare foot* Oh! You want me to vore you too?
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Tell me what she's gonna say!
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(Sorry, sometimes it takes me a really long while to think up an answer... 
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What's Buttercup gonna say when I told her I'll do anything they want for them?
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Me: No! I'll do anything you guys want! I'll be good! I'll be under your foot!
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Buttercup: ANYTHING? Hmmmmm... *she makes a smug smile* Start by licking my foot clean! 
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How many toes am I going to clean on Buttercup's stinky feet?
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Buttercup: Don't be lazy! XD Clean all five!
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Me: Okay. Right away, Buttercup. (cleans Buttercup's toes) All done.
Buttercup: (I try to walk away, but she stops me with her bare foot) I don't think so, Andy!
Me: Hey! What'd you do that for?!
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(Mmmmm, coming up with an answer to this one is gonna be complicated... )
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Tell me what she's gonna say!
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I don't know! YOU're the one who made her pin you down again, and I don't know why! If you're gonna take control of the character every second turn, I can't know what's going through her mind!
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Buttercup: I meant, all my toes on my feet!
Me: Oh, right. Sorry.
Buttercup: So, clean my toes. Immediately.
Me: Or else what?
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Buttercup: Or else I'll smother you with my stinky foot!
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Me: Oh, I'm all shook up.
Buttercup: You better be! Why don't you go back to rubbing my feet?
Me: Fine. (under my breath) I never knew Buttercup was acting like a TOTAL princess.
Buttercup: (angry and shocked) WHAT?!? What did you say?!
Me: (nervously) Oh, uh, nothing.
Buttercup: You know the rule! Don't...call me...PRINCESS!
Me: Why shouldn't I call you that?
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Buttercup: Two reasons! 1) It's too girly, and it's already bad enough that my Powerpuff Girl uniform forces me to wear a skirt! 2) "Princess" is the name of one of our enemies, and she's a smug-ass brat! None of us can stand her!
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Buttercup: Because it offends me, and Princess is our bratty enemy! So, don't call me that! I hate it when you say "princess" in front of me! Now, call me "toughest fighter"! Understood?
Me: Crystal.
Buttercup: Good. Any questions?
Me: Yeah. I got a question. How many times have you washed your socks?
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Buttercup: Mom washes them... But yeah, with these feet I have and all of the sport activity I do, they can go from clean to reeking in just a few hours.
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Me: Really?
Buttercup: Yes. Now, get to cleaning my toes.
Me: Okay. (starts cleaning Buttercup's toes. Then I look at her toenails.) Who polishes your toenails?
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Buttercup: *giggles as your cleaning tickles her toes* 
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What's Buttercup gonna say?
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Me: Okay. I understand. How many toes can you wiggle on your feet, toughest fighter?
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Buttercup: All of 'em! *she wiggles all five of her toes for you*
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What's Buttercup say to me when I ask what her toe names are?
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Me: Could you tell me the names of your toes?
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Buttercup: Sure
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Me: (confused) I'm sorry. Could you translate that in English for me? I couldn't understand you. Speak slowly so I can understand you.
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(Hmmm, I'd better change that to some English sportsmen names to make it easier to remember, though I don't know which toe would be which... Now, I need some time to think up 10 famous sportpeople's names...)
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Hello? What's Buttercup gonna say? Tell me!
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I'm waiting for Buttercup to tell me!
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Buttercup: Babe Rutz, Roger Federer, Lionel Messi, Michael Jordan, and this big one here is Hulk Hogan. *then goes to the other foot* And on the other are Joe DiMaggio, Raphael Nadal, Ronaldinho, Manuel Ginobili, and the big one is John Cena.
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Me: Oh, okay. Now, I understand you. Those are the names of the toes on your feet?
Buttercup: Uh-huh. Do you want me to quiz you of what I said on the names of my toes?
Me: Sure. Just by wiggling your toes.
Buttercup: Okay.
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Buttercup: *she wiggles the toes of her right foot in front of you*
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After Buttercup wiggles her toes, what's Buttercup gonna quiz me about?
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I don't know... I thought you were gonna have to remember the name of each toe?
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Hello? I'm waiting! Tell me what Blossom's going to say about Math on her toes!
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Tell me what Blossom's gonna say!
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You know what? Let's change this
Me: Actually, how about we do Math on toes?
Buttercup: Okay. Whose toes do you want to start with? Mine? Blossom? Or Bubbles?
Me: I'd rather go with... Blossom's.
Buttercup: Okay. (I go to Blossom's feet)
Blossom: So, you ready to do Math on my toes?
Me: Sure.
What's Blossom gonna say?
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Blossom: Let's start with the most basic one to make sure we both understand the game.
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Blossom: Well, yes. But you're supposed to do something with my toes, right?
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Me: Oh, right. Sorry. (counts Blossom's toes) 4. Is that better?
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