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Published: 2006-10-01 05:48:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 33704; Favourites: 431; Downloads: 265
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I dunno, Bubbles, looks like the girls are gonna have some trouble winning THIS game.Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z concept Β© Craig McCracken/Cartoon Network (I suppose)
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Buttercup: *wiggles her toes as promised* Alright, what divided by what is 10?
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Me: (voiceover) Oh, this could be a tricky one. Think, Andrew, think. (gets an idea) I got it. (mumbling while counting Buttercup's 10 toes trying to figure out what 50 divided by 5 is.) Done! 50 divided by 5 is 10!
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Buttercup: I knew you could do it! 
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Me: Aww, thanks for the kiss!
Buttercup: No problem, Ands.
Blossom: So, what do you wanna do next?
Bubbles: Do you wanna know the names of my toes, Ands?
Me: Sure, why not? (walks over to Bubbles' feet) Tell me the names of your toes.
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(Hmmmm, I've gotta think some REALLY cutesy names for Bubbles's toes...)
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I hate it when you rush me like this...
...I'm out of ideas 
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I'm sorry. Let me fill that for you.
Bubbles: (points at big toe) Big toe. (points at index toe) Index toe. (points at middle toe) Middle toe. (points at ring toe) Ring toe. (points at pinkie toe) Pinkie toe.
There. Will this do?
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The fact she used the proper names of the toes when so far we've been naming them weird stuff made it incredibly funny!Β Β Talk about subverting the audience's expectations right there. XD It's because this mundane answer came at a moment when we wouldn't expect it, and the result is hilarious. XD
So, yes. That will do. 
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Thanks. Now, imagine this:
Me: Thanks.
Bubbles: No problem.
Me: Quick question.
Bubbles: Yeah? I'm listening.
Me: Who polishes your toenails?
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Bubbles: Why, I polish them myself. 
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Me: Yeah, I like them. Wait, are your toenails blue?
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Bubbles: Mhmm.
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Me: Okay, just checking. Do you get your socks washed?
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Bubbles: Of course!
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Me: Okay.
Bubbles: Hey, I need a favor.
Me: What's up?
Bubbles: I need you to inspect my toes.
Me: How many toes do you want me to inspect? Can you tell me by wiggling your toes?
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Bubbles: *she wiggles all 10 of them*
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Me: Oh, I see. (inspects Bubbles' ten toes on her feet) There. All done. Toes inspected.
Bubbles: Thanks, Andrew. You're the best!
Me: No problem. Wait, what size shoe do you wear?
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Bubbles: At my normal size, 30. At my current size... I calculate about 600 or so 
(yeah, all three of the girls have very petite feet... Although note that the numbers I'm using are from my country and might not apply to yours...)
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Me: Okay. I believe that.
Bubbles: Thanks. We're gonna need you to massage our feet.
Me: Why?
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Bubbles: It doesn't look it because we're so big, but walking barefoot on the city still takes a bit of a toll on our soft feeties
Blossom: And because we're not wearing our jet shoes, we can't fly.
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Me: Um... no thanks. I can't rub your feet.
Buttercup: You can't rub our feet?
Blossom: Why not?
Bubbles: Yeah. Why not?
Me: Um... promise not to laugh?
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*they look at each other*
Bubbles: We promise not to laugh, Andy.
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(after Bubbles asked me if I had a safe trip)
Me: I sure did. So, how's it goin', Mr. Wayne and Mr. Kent?
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Did you not get the last answer I wrote to you?
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Yeah. I did. Could you please role play as Bubbles imitating Batman and Superman after I said "I sure did. So, how's it goin', Mr. Wayne and Mr. Kent?"?
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I take it you didn't like the answer I gave you previously >:/ ...You know, I made Bubbles say what she said about the fashion show and stuff because that is in-character for her. Blossom is the one that reads superhero comics. Bubbles will obviously not know a lot about the heroes' personalities.
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Okay. Let me put this for you.
Bubbles: (imitating Batman while wiggling her thumb) We're doing good, Ands. (wiggles her index finger and middle finger while imitating Superman) Yeah, we're doing good, Ands.
Me: Okay. Do you guys know any chess games?
Will this do?
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I'll take it.
Bubbles: Well, yes. There is the western chess, and then there's the Japanese Shogi.
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Me: Okay. Let's play some chess.
Bubbles: (imitating Superman while wiggling her index finger and middle finger) Okay.
(Moments later)
Me: That was fun, guys! We should do this again someday!
Bubbles: Yeah, we should!
Me: Thanks for role playing with me, Bubbles. You're so nice!
Bubbles: No problem, Ands. Do you mind if I kiss you?
Me: Sure, I don't mind at all.
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Bubbles: *again, gives you another "kiss" with her toes*
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Me: Aww, thanks for the kiss.
Bubbles: No problem.
Blossom: Hey, Andrew. Since you've role played with Bubbles and Buttercup's toes, do you wanna role play with my toes and feet?
Me: Sure. (walks over to Blossom's feet)
Blossom: Wait. Before you role play with my feet and toes, let me give you new names of my toes, alright?
Me: Okay.
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Wait, we already did this!Β ΰ² _ΰ²
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Oops! My bad. Sorry. Let me fix this:
Blossom: Hey, Andrew. Since you've role played with Bubbles and Buttercup's toes, do you wanna role play with feet?
Me: Sure. (walks over to Blossom's feet) Can you give me names of your left and right foot while wiggling your feet?
Will this do?
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You've already roleplayed with all three of them...
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Okay. How about this?
Blossom: Hey, Ands. Since you've role played with out toes and feet, do you wanna tickle our feet?
Me: Sure. Β Hey! Wait a minute! You want ME to tickle your feet?!Β Β
Blossom: Mm-hmm.
Me: Why?
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Blossom: *blushes* Because it's cute and funny 
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Me: "Cute and funny"?!
Blossom: Yes.
Me: Ugh... you have GOT to be kidding me. Are you sure it's cute and funny?
Blossom: Yes, I'm sure.
Me: Oh, son of a... (gets knocked out by Blossom's left index finger) ...AAAAAGH!
Blossom: (shaking a finger at me) Ah, ah, ah! Language, Andrew!
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Me: (rubbing my head) Hey! What'd you do that for?!
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Blossom: *she gently pins you down with her toes*
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Me: Alright, alright. Just get your toes off me. (starts tickling Blossom's toes)
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Blossom: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Actually, how about this?
Blossom: Alright, I'll get my toes off you! (takes her toes off me) Now, listen carefully, Andrew Rhodes.
Me: Okay, I'm listening.
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Blossom: If we catch you using foul language gain...
Buttercup: We'll crush you like a bug! *she shows you her bare sole as she threatens you, putting it near you, close enough to tickle*
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Me: (chuckles) That's hilarious!Β Β
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Buttercup: Oh? What makes you think so? *she teasingly touches you with her stinky yet soft sole*
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Buttercup: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Blossom: Good boy! 
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