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cheatsyokoopa — my second Club penguin ban
Published: 2011-05-03 23:48:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 563; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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This is much better than my other one i insulted my favorite tv show I still love it, it was just the first thing that poped into my mind i was going to do The moderator banned you for kicking a Night crawlers in his cronchYOUR ban will expire when you smoke crack in the middle of the night in a business road yelling i'm smoking crack after they puff
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lol I know lol mumm-ra you creep.
older mumm-ra: I am not
newer Mumm-ra: I am
Older Mumm-ra: *punches newer mumm-ra* I will always be number one
newer mumm-ra: *punches him* I'm stronger and sexier
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yes >:3 newer mumm-ra you are the sexier one! not the creep who says I WILL SQUUUEEEEEZZEEEE YOU SOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD, i mean thats just slightly weird by giving them a death hug
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you wanna play a role play I will go first I'm doing the newer mumm-ra and newer lion-o
Mumm-ra: Lion-O i will chuck you into wall
Lion-O: NO YOU CAN'T EVEN IN YOUR TRUE FORM YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT
Mumm-ra: *rolls eyes* oh ya Pikachu knows everything, Mr, PURRR PURR VERT
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Lion-O: how dare you... -is reaching for the sword of omens-
Mumm-ra: slow down there mister anger issues! no need to get fiesty...
Lion-O:
Mumma-ra: WOOT??? >:C
Lion-O: i mean like, you already would of pwned me if you haven't gone...soft -realizes how he could pester the hell out of him-
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Mumm-ra: I changed, I really have changed I have a wife and a kid, I truely changed.
Patisha: "is mumm-ra's wife", Mumm-ra! *step closes and squeezes his arm. I love you Mumm-ra
Mumm-ra: * Patisha* Lion-O shes a angel. Actually former angel, she left heaven for me.
Patisha: did you Kill, Lion-O yet
Flame: Jumps out of nowhere and kicks Lion-O in the balls and runs way
Mumm-ra: *laughs* Kids, what ya doing to do
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Lion-O: -is whining on the floor holding his private area in pain- >0< OOOW
Flame: -giggles and points at Lion-O - 
Mumm-ra: -laughs at lion-O - well you deserve that for going all aggressive on me before i could tell you about whats new, AKA patisha and my son flame
Lion-O: B-BUT, I NEVER DESERVED THIS KINDA P-PAIN! -is slightly tearing- >XC
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Patisha: *goes to Lion-O and helps him up* You ok
Mumm-ra: My son is a chip off the old block
Patisha: *walks over to Mumm-ra and jumps into his arms
Mumm-ra: Flame look away
Flame: *Looks away* Here we go again
Mumm-ra: "looks down Patisha's shirt*
few mintures pass Mumm-ra is jump a tree trying to grab a apple
Patisha: See addicus can climb a tree and you can't
Mumm-ra: I'm stuck!!!!!!!
Patisha: can't fly, you know the challege get me the apple on the highest branch with out flying
Mumm-ra grabs apple and then climbs down here
Patisha: eats
Flame: punches lion-o in the face and takes the sword of omens and turns into a dragon and flys off.
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Lion-O: HEY!! D:< MY PRECIOU-
Patisha: oh don't worry, he will return it...maybe...
Lion-O: MAYBE!?!? I CANT DO MAYBE!!
Mumm-ra: HEY don't shout at my wife like that!
Lion-O: MAKE ME
Mumm-ra: - - did that? do the job?
patisha: <:C i don't like it when they fight...
Mumm-ra: don't worry it will be over so- O.O
Lion-O: IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR
patisha: OM-
Lion-O: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR O___o
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mumm-ra: *gets up*
Flame: returns with it broken in half and the eye of thundra in his hand.
Mumm-ra: Mouth drops open, It only took him once try and he broke the sword of omens, and it took my a long time.
Flame: I'm sorry opens sword of omens on ground and then leaves
Patisha: He did return it
Lion-O: beats Mumm-ra
patisha: Push's Lion-O off of Mumm-ra
Lion-O: PUNCHES PATISHA IN THE FACE, WHICH MAKES HER FALL BACK AND HIT HER HEAD ON A HARD ROCK, Patisha doesn't even move
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Mumm-ra: ... YOU F*CKING B*STARD, HOW DARE YOU HURT MY WIFE -falcon punches him into mid air throwing the leftover of the sword along with him, one piece of sword then pokes Lion-O in the arse-
Lion-O: -flies to the horizon and further on- AAAYEEEEEEEE OW Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow . . .
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Patisha: Unmoving
lion-o: Goes after Flame
Mumm-ra: Trips over a large metal object
Metal Object rises i am megatron (from transformers prime love the show my faovirte show)
Megatron: VERMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKS MUMM-RA INTO A TREE.
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-knockout comes from behind megs-
knockout: ORGANICS!! YUCK! YEAH YOU KICK THAT PEST MEGS C:<
megatron: ...what did you just call me??
Lion-O: OMG WTF THIS IS OUR ROLE PLAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
optimus prime: Megatron! BE GONE -fires cannon almost hitting mumm-ra -
mumm-ra: OMG YIKES -flips 1 hundred times in mid air before hitting knockout in the face-
knockout: EEWW NOOO GET OFF ME YOUR RETARDED CREATURE
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Speedy: Laughs at Knockout and picks mumm-ra off of his face. Big baby
Knockout: Smiles at Speedy and makes a gay face at him. Speedy
Speedy: I'm not gay Knockout, so get used to it because I sratch your paint job up Matter would be like Da* what happened to you
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megatron/megs: HEY DID YOU DARE PUT MEGS IN MY SAYING PART??
me/narrator 2: uhh...dont hurt me!
megatron/megs: GET THAT GOD DAMN THING OUT OF THERE >:C
me/narrator 2: OK OK...calm down >:C -thinks that he cannot hurt me-
megatron/megs/megan:
me/narrator 2: HOLY SHI- HE CAN HURT ME
everyone else:
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Speedy: your girlfriend wolfsong's here to see you
wolfsong: stands next to megatron waint for a kiss
everyone leaves so Megatron can talk to wolfsong
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-wolfsong holds his arm so he cannot chase me-
wolfsong: megaaatrooon ^3^
megatron: I WILL KI- yo- oh, hya wolf song...can i have a kiss?
wolfsong: hehe sure -goes on tiptoes and leans towards megatron-
megatron: -leans down slightly and wraps arms around her waist-
wolfsong: -wraps her arms around his neck and kisses megatron-
-optimus peeks and is sad-
optimus prime: h-hes happy with a girl ... and i tried to ...kill him...and i have no girlfriend...
arcee: hmm o////o uhh...optimus?
optimus prime: yea- -turns his head around to find that arcee kissed him-
arcee: -~- i-im sorry...
optimus prime: ...
(OPxRC is my fave pairing o3o)
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Wolfsong: turns around to pick something up
megatron: see wolfsong's butt don't get 
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- wolfsong realizes that she picked me up from the corner i was hiding away from megs-megatron, puts me with everyone else then everyone walks off-
megatron: nice ass
wolfsong: O/////O WHA- -is distracted by megatrons passionate kiss-
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megatron: stares at Wolfsong's brest plates for a long time
wolfsong: *doesn't notice that megatron staring at her brest plates
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wolfsong: so what now- uhh, meg? what are you starin' at??
megatron: , wha- whut?
wolfsong: -realizes what he is staring at- OMG! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT?? -covers breast plates-
megatron: uhh, to be honest, cuz i luvz you, um a while now =3=
wolfsong: , w-wow...for someone to be honest for someone doing something like that is weird cuz they would just find some other excuse...do you really want me that much??
megatron: -blushes- y-yes...
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Wolfsong: I don't think you love me, you just love my looks. It's over megatron
Megatron: jumps on wolfsong I love you Wolfsong I love you really, I loved you since I first saw you, I was there when your boyfriend cheated on you, I conforted you, that was the day we first dated
Wolfsong: runs away
Megatron: Please don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont Leave me!!!!!!
Soundwave: wrapeds Wolfsong with his tencle to keep Wolfsong from fleeing Megatron and repeats what megatron said. "Don't leave, Don't leave your boyfriend love you" (meaning megatron)
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wolfsong: -tries to squirm out of soundwaves grasp- I HAVE RIGHTS YOU KNOW!!
soundwave: but you do not understand... he really does love you
wolfsong: what do you me-
soundwave: every night that he recharges (sleep) i hear him say wolfsong, all the time
megatron: -stands there slightly embarrassed- o////o'' all...the time...?
soundwave: affirmative
wolfsong: -still doesn't believe him-
soundwave: fine then, i will show a recording of his recent unusual behavior over you
megatron: this is going to ruin my reputation...
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video shows megatron playing angry birds, while sexying i'm sexy and i know it
soundwave: wrong video
megatron: Oh all spark, not that
soundwave: sorry
wolfsong: giggles a bit,
megatron: (oh i got a giggle out of her) i am sexy and i know it wolfsong
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-knockout comes in o abruptly-
knockout: ooh a cinema of megatron's most embarrassing moments? lemme join!
megatron: oh all spark, leave knockout!
knockout: hmm, make me C:<
wolfsong: don't get carried away megatron -.-''
megatron: -aims cannon at knockout- ...leave >:C
soundwave: -watches the fight in amusement-
knockout: i will only go if breakdown is here (before he died that this is happening)
-breakdown comes in-
breakdown: there you are knockout! I've been looking for you >:S
megatron: ...the irony
knockout: pfft he had to come didnt he??
me/narrator 2: ...>:3 yes, yes he did
megatron: YOU!
me/narrator 2: OH SHI- -runs for little lie and megatron chases me- EEEEEEEEEEEEK
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wolfsong: Megatron stop it you always have to be so voilet don't you
KNOCKOUT: WHILE YOU GUYS FIGHT I WILL GO AND LEAK SOME TRANSMISSION FLUIUD ON BREAKDOWN
MEGATRON: GRABS WOLFSONG AND KISSES HER
Wolfsong: becauses to struggle, trying to get out of megatron's grasp
soundwave: looks at them weirdly what's going on
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breakdown: -is like WTF KNOCKOUT-
wolfsong: -struggles free and runs to optimus- UGH OPTIMUS! DO WHATEVER HAMR YOU DO TO THE DECEPTICONS! they are being really weird!
megatron: i-i cant believe that she actually done that...
soundwave: -sneaks away from the chaotic happening-
Mumm-ra: -is still trying to wake up patisha- PATISHA! WAKE UP!
knockout: OH NOES! BREAKDOWN! KILL THE ORGANICS! -jumps into breakdowns arms-
Lion-O: COME HERE YOU LITTLE PEST -is chasing flame- -then runs into knockouts leg-
knockout: EEEWWWW! AGAIN
oundwave: -is recording all this nonsense then putting it up to youtube, facebook, twitter and hotmail-
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Optimus: kisses Wolfsong
Wolfsong: can i join you
optimus: yes
megatron:
flame: climbs up breakdown's leg
addicus: hi you know me
kaynar: LALALA WHATEVER LALALA DOESN'T MATTER lalala oh well sings tonight tonight I want my mummy
mumm-ra: i'm right here
addicus: no hes wants his mommy you kidnaped him trying to find another mummy mumm-ra
mumm-ra: oh i thought they would be more ever living mummies for flame to play with and me to talk to so i would have friends to talk to instead of talking to slithe
slithe: that's mean i enjoy are talks
mumm-ra: i don't and why do kaynar say mummy instead of mommy
adidcus: hes part britsh
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megatron: -sits in the corner of shame-
optimus prime: autobots! attack! but wolfsong, you stay here ok?
wolfsong: ok
arcee: -is slightly jealous of optimus and wolfsong- >:C
breakdown: OH DEAR GOD THAT TICKLES
knockout: OMFG KICK IT, KICK IT, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT -gets on breakdowns shouders-
breakdown: -falls over on knockouts legs get squished- AGH
knockout: AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Kaynar: get down from there
flame: Kiss my butt doggy
kaynar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Flame: gets scared of Kaynar's pshco laugh and falls
Sarah: Hi i'm a human
Addicus: jumps on her I love humans there related to me (addicus and kaynar are from the new thundercats thre basicly monkekian and jackalman kaynar is my profile picture)
Sarah: Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get him
Danny: It's danny
sarah: Hes so immature we call him stupid monkey, but we sometimes call him monkey for short
addicus: kisses sarah were both primates so, are we going to end of having big foot or a yeti
sarah: gross yuck
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Lion-O: -is slightly disturbed-
tigra comes in
tigra: hey Lion-O need so- O.O omg wth
sarah: -pushes atticus off of her- there is NO way that you and me is going to happen!
atticus: b-but-
Lion-O: -laughs hysterically at atticus- REJECTION AT FIRST SIGHT!
atticus: -gets pissed off and walks over to lion-o which is distracted by laughing-
Lion-O: -sees atticus-
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sarah: has a kinda huge of crush on addicus
kaynar: stands next to sarah and pushed her monkey butt she told me she wants you
sarah: uh no I didn't no i didn't
kaynar: hes a human day called opposite day when she says no she means yes
addicus: takes sarah to his room
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( OMG LAWL i cant RP right nop because of that! XDDDDDDDDD)
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lol addicus was showing her his mace(weapson) and the dead birds he killed and stuffed on his wall
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oh lol ok i continue...
addicus: these are my favorites, they are big and beautiful -points to rare birds-
Sarah: oh wow, i thought they were extincted!
addicus: they werent before they met me o3o
Sarah: oh umm ok o.o
addicus: and here is my favorite weapon -shows her the nasty looking mace-
Sarah: EEK!
addicus: what is it?
Sarah: thats a huge mace
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addicus: ya i am a barbarian i learned that way when my family died my father died when he was poisoned by a lizard and my mother was shot by a turtle on a hoverboard
slithe: comes in wow no wonder kaynar complains you are always hogging the room up
kaynar: Addicus is my roommate *points at wall over there* that's my stuff you can see me killing my cellmates when i was in prison that's a frogmen, three jackalmen, few lizards, and few a bird that's 11)
addicus: hes a phsycopath
kaynar: i am, and I am part british you bumhead
addicus: what i don't think britsh people say bumheads and think they say buttheads
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kaynar: oh yeah as if >:C
addicus: look i dont want to start a fight ok?
Mumm-ra: oh the irony...
addicus and kaynar: you can stay out of this one >:C you've had your turn
Mumm-ra: i was just saying D:>
addicus and kaynar: LEAVE
Mumm0ra: ok...
(hey you know wolfsong? yeah, could you possibly send me a link to what she looks like?)
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slithe: quit fighting!!!! you know the primate and kaine alliance
kaynar: that's on earth and only for humans besides some humans ruined that alliance by eating us in china
addicus: it's illegal to kill jackal's in iraq (it actually is, your only allowed to kill them if they attack you in iraq)
sarah: I don't want to see this fight, I must go
kaynar: don't you want to see my bloody axe
addicus: another british saying?
kaynar: pulls out axe, i mean it's covered in blood i stabed my ex girlfriend with it and said your dumped when she had flame be killed you remeber it you were there and you were there to slithe
addicus: i remeber princess jackeress of the jackals
(i don't have picture of wolfsong, but i have a description of her A gray girl with Black streaks going down her arm and markings on her face of like a wolf and sharp teeth like Megatron . "I'm wolfsong" the girl said. Eaglewing transformed into a jet and flew high blasting Wolfsong. Wolfsong dodged every blast with ease. Wolfsong had a sharps claws, and a extra claw under hand, it was a attrached to a large metal rope, it was a grapling hook. they were two on each arm, her claw on her right hand was most striaght but A little curl, like a birds toe, and her left hand was a curled one like a wolf's claw. unlike Megatron Wolfsong was Right handed her blaster on her right hand and so was her blade.
Wolfsong shot the Grapling hooks at Eaglewing and it curled onto her wings. Eagle lifted up bring Wolfsong with her. But Eaglewing couldn't bring her up to high. Wolfsong grabed both of the ropes and pulled hard so Eaglewing couldn't fly. Wolfsong Sprung and pulled the Grapling hooks from Eaglewing. Eaglewing smashed into the ground. "You win" Eaglewing called out. Wolfsong nodded her head to Megatron. )
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kaynar: she was perfect till i saw her cheating on me with panthro
addicus and slithe: PANTHRO???
kaynar: uh duh! what did you think i said?
addicus: how comes we were never told this?
slithe: yeah! we are your friends, you can tru-
kaynar: TRUST?? do you think i possibly trust you? nope wrong there >:'P
addicus: now how many times have i heard that?
(hm sounds interesting 
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wolfsong: it's ok kaynar you can find a perfect girlfriend with low standard, like yellow teeth, mange (it's dogs lose there fur it's a diese)and likes saying AJSDHASJKHDJKAAAAASSJHAJKAHJKAHSJKASSASSINCREED
Addicus: robo girl shut up before i sparta kick you
wolfsong: AHHHHHHHHHHH RUNS AWAY NOT THE SPARTA KICK
Kaynar: I think i should crawl in a hole so i never fall in love again, i will never fall in love save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great dog lake of anubis!!!!!!!!!
addicus: you mean house of anubis
kaynar: no i mean the actual death lord anubis head of a jackal and a human body
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addicus: oh-
wolfsong: and i hope you rot in that hole too kaynar >:C -is holding optimus' arm-
kaynar: oh now thats just too harsh
wolfsong: you deserve it because you killed a princess that is a higher rank than you
kaynar: SHE CHEATED ON ME THOUGH D:<
wolfsong: so??? she cant help the fact that she is a man catcher?
addicus: oh dear lord this is ridiculous...
kaynar: YOU CAN SHUT IT YOU OVERGROWN YETI >:C
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kaynar: all those stuff she told me a lie, she told me I was a handsome pshcycopath. Even though she had to marry a prince she would die if she wasn't in my arms the kisses we shared. wolfsong you had a man you loved you to death you left him, he was prefect man megatron loved you more than your red and blue boyfriend.
addicus: kaynar please don't make a scean like you did in mall about the corn dogs being 3 dolars i was so embressed i was red all over my face, while kaynar killed a person and was cooking her on the corn dog cooker thing and eat it right in front of the leader of the humans
wolfsong: wow kaynar such a gettlemen
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kaynar: why thank you~! -says in sarcasm-
wolfsong: well i loved megatron because i thought he loves me for who i am not just my looks -pities the grey figure in the corner (megatron)- when optimus here gladly let me join the team when me and megatron had it a slight harder like signing all the nonsense...
megatron: what?? no i didn-oh thats why that forum had her name on it in more than one place :S
optimus: -
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megatron: begins to dance to wolfsong i trying to get you back, you know i never dance sparkling (baby)
kaynar: dances with megatron boom boom boom check out my guns firepower (strongs muscles)
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wolfsong: e-e @_@ ...
optimus prime: -covers wolfsongs eyes-
-cherushi comes out of nowhere ([link] her 
Cherushi: -watches kaynars dance and thinks its cute-
kaynar: -stops dancing to look at Cherushi- woah
Cherushi: why hello there...
kaynar:
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Kaynar; hey girl gal gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolfsong: kisses megatron
Megatron: I called the stork
stork: heres your baby depcecicons megera
megatron: no it's megatronus
stork: no it's a mrs. wolfsong like wolfsong and mr. megatronus sigh the papers and i give you the kid
megatron: sighs there you want to here my creepy laugh
stork: sure
megatron and kaynar: both [link] like this
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everyone: -starts rofling-
megatron and kaynar: i guess they like our laugh
cherushi: i thought i was cute-
kaynar: woah! did not see you right next to me o.o''
cherushi: is that a problem?
kaynar: no, its just fine so i can see your beautiful face...
wolfsong: -is holding megera in arms- aww, she's so cute
cherushi: aww let me see!
wolfsong: -kneels down and lets cherushi see-
cherushi: awwwww ^^
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kaynar: LICKS THE FLOOR MY POPSCILE FELL ON THE FLOOR
Megatron: Where!!!!
Patisha: wakes up and starts to do a egpytain dance with Addicus and slithe
kaynar: Laughs dance Dance DANCE PARTY
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-everyone dances-
-soundwave puts on this music [link] and then starts shuffling-
optimus: -starts to breakdance-
cherushi: -egyptian dance with the others-
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SLITHE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO BABY A PHSYCO (IS SON RIVER I MADE HIM UP)
[link] IT'S JUST LIEK THIS SLITHE IS FRED AND RIVER IS THE PHSCYO KID AND FRED'S MOM IS MUMM-RA
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river: -makes creepy noises- ehehehahahhahahoha...
slithe: EEEK!! WTH IS IT DOING??
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