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Yep. Semi Perfect Cell pressing Bass for information (Android 18). But you know Bass... stubborn. She refuses. And I can so hear Cell singing Jafar's song from Disney's "Teh Return of Jafar".[link]
I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!
I know... no shading. Just something quick.
Song (c) Disney
Cell (c) Akira Toriyama
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Comments: 415
DamselinDepression In reply to ??? [2012-06-30 21:32:53 +0000 UTC]
dimentiobroly: well, after that little "moment" i think i understand, i am incompleat! befor i can find the rest of myself, im going to have to kill you and take the android, though! "transforms again, and prepairs an energy blast"
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DamselinDepression In reply to ??? [2012-06-27 14:16:55 +0000 UTC]
dimentiobroly: "continues to stare into space in dispair" CURSE IT AAALLLLL!!!!! *ghasp* "grabs heart in pain, then a bright light begins to form in the spot hes grabing" *heavy breathing*
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fireheart1001 [2009-10-21 21:09:16 +0000 UTC]
*Imagines Cell singing "You're only second rate".*
Good one!
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chibi-schnurri In reply to fireheart1001 [2009-10-21 21:59:36 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, don't know how this came to my mind, seriously!
Thanks! xD
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fireheart1001 In reply to chibi-schnurri [2009-10-24 22:02:35 +0000 UTC]
Strangely enough, when I remember the song, I can really see Cell throwing 18 around while singing it. Creepy.
You're welcome.
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KeeperOfPork In reply to ??? [2008-09-05 19:42:26 +0000 UTC]
Cell singing?! that i wanna see! XD
awesome pic again.. ^^
*throws rubber chicken at cell*
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chibi-schnurri In reply to KeeperOfPork [2008-09-05 19:44:54 +0000 UTC]
Thankies, my friend
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Cellenia In reply to ??? [2008-09-05 16:10:11 +0000 UTC]
(PS: I hate the impression that I forgot to answer, and I don't find it, so, I answer Sorry...)
Me: *Blush deeply* Ce-Cell... I... I would like to know... wh-what you-you re-really... feel...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 16:13:33 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *closes his eyes* You already know...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:15:51 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Look down, blush, touch my heart* Ce-Cell... I would like... to hear it... After all... ... it is the first time that I feel that...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:18:55 +0000 UTC]
Me: *More closer* You know, I ofrgot to tell you the truth... You really know why I love you? *Look at him* Because you saved my life... when humans tortured me... That's why... *Close my eyes*
I love you...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 16:20:05 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *smiles sensually, hugs you*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:23:03 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Hug him deeply, purr* Cell... You are the only man... who protected me... The only... who... loved me ... My recognition for you is eternal... *Bass... You too... I am indepted...*
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 16:24:13 +0000 UTC]
Cell: *purrs* I'll never leave you...
Me: *sitting on a rock, smoking*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:27:09 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: *In Chaos, by telepathy* Bass-chan, what happened >< !? I don't receive news, here >< !!!
Me: *Look at him, caress his cheek* Me too... will always protect you... and love you...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 16:28:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: *groans, faints from the smoke*
Cell: *kisses your cheek lovingly*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:30:51 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: Hey... HEY!!! What's happening!!?? Hey, Bass!!! BASS!!! Damn it... *Concentrates, sends you a part of her energy* HEY!!!!
Me: *Grab him and kiss him*
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 16:31:47 +0000 UTC]
Me: *blinks, groans and gets up*
Cell: *blushes, moans quietly*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-05 16:33:43 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: Bass-san, are you ok?! Hey, answer me >< ! Damn it, you hear me!?
Me: *Laugh loudly* You blush, my heart ^////^ ?
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-05 21:17:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: *looks at you weakly* What is?
Cell: *chuckles shyly* Hehe... ^^
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-06 11:07:20 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: *Worried* Hey, Bass, stay with me! Listen to me, it's Chiigo, are you ok!?
Me: *Fell you, look around* Bass? *A little pale* What the...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-06 13:40:27 +0000 UTC]
Me: Dunno... my head feels like burning from the inside...
Cell: What's wrong?
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 07:48:00 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: Something... who burned... inside you? But... what?
Me: *Look at him* My friend, Bass, is bad, I felt it! I am worried... Cell, without her, I won't never meet you, I must help her!
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 07:49:14 +0000 UTC]
Me: Calm down, Chiigo, it's normal, I'm used to it... just the typical emotion cancer...
Cell: Then... go... go to her...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 07:52:26 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: Can-CANCER!!!??? But but but... *Pale* I-I-It is... impossible... You-You can't cure it?
Me: *Smile, take his hands* I don't want to quit you... Come with me...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 07:55:06 +0000 UTC]
Me: I have it since I'm a kid, Chiigo... it's emotion cancer, you can't cure a thing like that...
Cell: No... it's none of my business... come back when you are finished... *smiles*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:00:10 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: *Tremble* But... Y-You can survive?
Me: *Smile, kiss him loudly, murmur* Wait me... I come immediately...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:01:35 +0000 UTC]
Me: At least till age 25... I'm 19 now...
Cell: *smiles* Alright...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:05:05 +0000 UTC]
Chiigo: *Pale* Oh no... Ba-Bass, I am sure that we can help you, trust me! I will find a solution!
Me: *Smile, fly away, find you* Bass!!! What happened? I felt when you are bad!
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:06:29 +0000 UTC]
Me: Chiigo, do you know how many times I've tried? Come on, I still have six years... *looks at you* It's nothing, everything's fine! *smiles*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:10:07 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Pale* N-No... I am sure... that it is not... Tell me... nd, a question : why did you speak alone O_o ?
Chiigo: O_O Oops...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:11:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: Because I had to tell her why my head hurts... I think I just caught a cold... *walks off*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:13:46 +0000 UTC]
Me: O_O Since the Chaos O_O !? Whaow O_O ...
Chiigo:
Me: *Look at you seriously, join you* Tell me the truth... if you were bad... you will tell me it?
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:16:12 +0000 UTC]
Me: Listen, Ali! I'm fine... as always! Nothing bad here... *smiles*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:19:01 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Sigh, look down* O-Ok, if you say it...
Chiigo: *Sighs sadly, stops the contact*
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:20:29 +0000 UTC]
Me: *walks off, looks around*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:22:38 +0000 UTC]
Journalist on TV: Special flash : actually, lots of cities stay without contact with us, but we guess that a monster killed all population, and...
Me: *Pale* I-It is him...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:24:32 +0000 UTC]
Me: *pauses, growls* I knew it...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:29:43 +0000 UTC]
(PS: Wait a minut O_O *Takes a rope* Again a mistake -_-" ...
I begin again -_-" ... Omg...*
Me: Bass? *Look at you* I would like... to ahnk you... Thanks to you... Cell and me...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:30:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: What? Oh, no big... it was my pleasure to help... *smiles*
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:31:52 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Hug you, contain my tears* No, I am serious... It is the first time... that I am so glad...
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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-07 08:34:00 +0000 UTC]
Me: *smiles, hugs you* Aww...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:34:45 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Smile* If you want, you can come... I guess that you can ...
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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-07 08:37:40 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Smile, research him* Cell-kun????
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