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Published: 2008-09-01 16:31:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6779; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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Description Yep. Semi Perfect Cell pressing Bass for information (Android 18). But you know Bass... stubborn. She refuses. And I can so hear Cell singing Jafar's song from Disney's "Teh Return of Jafar".

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I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

I know... no shading. Just something quick.

Song (c) Disney
Cell (c) Akira Toriyama
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Comments: 415

chibi-schnurri In reply to ??? [2008-09-12 17:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *kisses you sweetly*

Me: *very tired, falls asleep again*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Smile, blush, fall asleep*

Chiigo: *Smiles, takes you* I hope that our two lovers are a room for her *Goes inside, lays down you in a bedroom* What are they doing >< ...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *strokes you, falls asleep next to you*

Me: *clings to the sheets*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Purr in my sleep*

Chiigo: *Hisses discreetly, sits down on the kitchen, tries a cigarette* O_O BEURK >< !!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *sleeps tightly*

Me: *wakes up, blinks* Chiigo? You OK?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Wake up later, make a bath, hiss*

Chiigo: >< I hate cigarettes >< !!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *still asleep*

Me: Then don't try them... ^^

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Finish, look at him discreetly* ^////^

Chiigo: Keuf keuf keuf... I will know it ... *Wipes a tear* Keuf keuf...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *snores softly*

Me: *giggles* Need some water?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hi hi hi ^////^ *Go to the kitchen* O_O !? *See her* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Chiigo: O_O What what what O_O ?!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 17:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: Something wrong?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 17:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: Chi-Chi-Chi... CHIIGO O_O !!!??? But-but-but... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Chiigo: -_-" ... Yeah, I am back...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ali, calm down...!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:04:10 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Glare at her* I refuse to let him you >< !!! I love him, I don't want to lost him!!!
Chiigo: O_o Uhh...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ali, what is wrong with you..!!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:07:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Tremble* I know that she loves him... but... I don't want that... He is all that I have...
Chiigo: But... *Blushes deeply* I... I don't...
Me: DON'T LIE!!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Me: Don't shout at her like that!!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Glare at you* SHADE UP!!! You don't want to understand what I feel!!!??? NOBODY WANTS UNDERSTAND!!!
Chiigo: *Claps me* DON'T SHOUT AT HER!!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:12:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ali, you're being selfish! Cell may love you, that is true... but you won't be able to make others not love him...!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Brillant eyes* I was sure... Even my friends don't understand me... *Sniff* He saved my life... He is all my life... If he quit me... I won't survive... *Run away*
Chiigo: *Pale, sits down weakly* But... *Looks at the bedroom* I don't want... *Blushes*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:16:08 +0000 UTC]

Me: *chokes, curses* Why does love have to be so difficult...!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Cry under a tree*

Chiigo: *Hits Cell's bedroom's door* Don't know!!! *Blushes* Ask them!!!

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:19:01 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *wakes up* Wha-wha...??!

Me: *gets my medicine* Damn it...!

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: Damn it, damn it, damn it!!! *Continues to hit*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *gets out* Hey, what's wrong here!

Me: *swallows it down, chokes*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: O////O Ce-Cell!? H-Hi... *Hits your back loudly, helps you* Erm... Uhh... Erm...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:26:46 +0000 UTC]

Cell: What do you two want?

Me: I? Nothing...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Looks at him* Nothing... *Sighs, looks down, murmurs, blushes* Just... coming again... to the Chaos...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *blinks* What did you say?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Cell: What did you say? *blinks*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:31:48 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: ... Nothing... *Takes care of you* Nothing...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 18:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Come on, tell me...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-12 18:37:54 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: Oh, shade up... *Sighs sadly, blushes* Come to find your wife, and let me...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-12 19:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Cell: Are you sure?

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 07:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: BUT YES, I AM SURE!!! GO OUT!!! *Turns around, blushes deeply, trembles* Ali is outside, she must wait you...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 07:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Cell: *blinks in surprise, face drops, goes outside*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Bites her lips, hides her face* I am... too... idiot... *Looks at you*

Me: *Cry discreetly on a tree, hide my face* Idiot... I am...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Me: No... you aren't... don't think that... *hugs her*

Cell: *nears you*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Tries to don't cry* I am idiot... to think... that I have chance... Too stupid...

Me: *Wipe my tears quickly, look at him* Y... Y... You don't sleep anymore?

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:14:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: Chiigo... are you in love with Cell?

Cell: *sits down next to you* No... I'm worried about you...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Hides my face in her hair, trembles* ... Yes... But... *Hits the sofa* It's impossible... I can't make it... for Ali...

Me: *Hide my face, tremble* Do-Don't... I-I am o-ok...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:19:57 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sighs*

Cell: No... you've been crying... *strokes your cheek*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:21:43 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Gets up* I come again to the Chaos, it is my place... *Glares at you* And, this time, nobody won't come...

Me: N-No, I-I don't cry... *Sniff, turn around*

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Me: Chiigo, no! No! Don't go back there!

Cell: *hugs you* Of course you do...

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Sighs* Maybe, one day, we will can meet us again... I hope... *Smiles sadly, looks at you* Say to Ali that I am sorry... and to Cell... ... that he must be glad...

Me: *Don't contain me anymore, cry on his chest* I'm so affraid... I don't want... to lost you...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:27:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: Chiigo... running away won't help you... it will only make you more sad...

Cell: But you will not lose me... what makes you think that? *holds you*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Turns around, wipes a tear quickly* I prefer... For her... For him... *Goes inside, looks at the sky* A last time...

Me: *Look down, tremble more and more* Chiigo... is so far more beautiful and better than me... She is perfect, I was defaced... She is a strong warrior, I am nothing... She is... the only woman... who deserves you... *Sniff* She loves you too... She is better than me... You deserve better... than a pathetic monster...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:36:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sighs* But Chiigo...

Cell: Ali, don't say that! I love you, you are wonderful! Stop saying this! *hugs you*

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Cellenia In reply to chibi-schnurri [2008-09-13 08:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Chiigo: *Smiles to you sadly* Promise it...

Me: *Moan in suffer, tremble* But it... it is the truth... I am hideous... Remember when you saved me...

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chibi-schnurri In reply to Cellenia [2008-09-13 08:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sighs* I promise... but if you're in danger... I'll come to save you, no matter what you say...

Cell: Ali... you're beautiful... don't forget that... *strokes your cheek*

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