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Published: 2013-12-23 22:15:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 25706; Favourites: 496; Downloads: 0
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also, she has the power to make her hears extremely fluffy...
it has been a while since i made a comic 
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She also has the power to visualize anything as a muffin. Draw your own connections.
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Derpy: Stop where you are, criminal! Nopony breaks into the bank vault on my watch!
Bank robber: Oh yeah? And just who are you supposed to be, eh?
Derpy: I... am Muffin Mare!
BR: ...Muffin Mare?
Derpy: Yes.
BR: Why are you called Muffin Mare?
Derpy: Because of my super power, of course! I can eat muffins faster than anypony else!
BR: What else can you do?
Derpy: That's it.
BR: ...Seriously?
Derpy: Yep.
BR: So, let me get this straight. Other superheroes have super speed, or super strength, or time travel or whatever. But your only power is being able to eat muffins really quickly?
Derpy: Yep.
BR: But that doesn't make any sense!
Derpy: Sure it does.
BR: NO! IT DOESN'T! What kind of useless power is that?! How are you supposed to stop criminals with it?! And what the hell am I going to tell my friends when they ask me about the heroes I fought -- "There was this one time when I did battle with Muffin Mare"?! This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous! And... and... your eyes are wonky!
Derpy: Well, I told you a little lie. I do have one other small power.
BR: *scoffs* Oh, really? What is it this time, being able to cook flapjacks faster than anypony else?
Derpy: Nope -- it's the power of "calling 911 and stalling you until the cops arrive"!
BR: ...the fuck?!?
*later*
Spike: Derpy, how did you...?
Derpy: I told you not to question my power, didn't I?
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I thought that her other small special power was going to be that she could turn her enemies into muffins XD
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I don't think that would qualify as a "small" power, though.
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i guess youΒ΄re right but it would be funny none the less allthough that would more or less (well actually more than less) kill the enemy...
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I just realized... did Charlie Brown help Derpy make her super hero costume?
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if he can control my hand while i drew the costume, then yes
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It was actually a halloween joke from "Peanuts" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4r2o4β¦
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Her powers also include turning ponies INTO muffins so she can eat them as fast as Filly-second. XD
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thats awesome and slightly disturbing
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Meh. If its a Muffin I'm sure Derpy would eat it none the less. XD
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Me: I'm gonna finish this book today
Mom: You just got it today and it's 600 pages long.
Me: You under estimate my power.
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BOHAHAHA! book reading powers activate!!!
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I ate 5 slices of pizza
My sister asks me if theres room for dessert.
...
,,YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
((wow such originality
much stealing))
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yay somepony more useless than Humdrum!
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don't mock the power of muffin!
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Little Ms. Muffin, began to get roughin' trying to get her own way; she went from near zero, toΒ Mare superhero, and...somehow...managed to save the day!
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Derpy will always save the day!!
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My name isΒ THE MUFFINATER! Here, have a muffin...
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AAAHHHH! It's the sta-fluft marsh-muffin Man! Where's the Pone-tificator? Only she can save us!
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Pone-tificator has been MUFFINISISED!!! *dun dun duuuuuun*
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By Celestia's Mane! Derpy is Kirby! The Kirby of Muffins!
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Most of their "super"powers were really just reinterpretations of their regular powers anyway...
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that was the point i think
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And that, fillies and gentlecolts, is why I love Derpy.
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Derpy is also a member of the Superpony League of Horseboken.
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