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Published: 2009-09-14 09:56:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 15545; Favourites: 541; Downloads: 91
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RENO.......i hate you.Related content
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... And while Reno is drunk
And breaking helicopters, rude is going as Yazoo flies through the helicopter on a motorbike...
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Rufus is gonna throw a shit-fit when he finds out Reno broke his helicopter...
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Rufus: Reno... What happened to that helicopter I let you use?
Reno: ... *looks around nervously* What helicopter?
Rufus: My very expensive helicopter, Reno... The one I let you borrow at the Christmas party? Where is it?
Reno: ...*looks at Rude* Rude? Do you remember a helicopter?
Rude: ...I'm not going to have any part in this... =3=
Rufus: My patience is wearing thin, Reno... Where is my helicopter?
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you should write a fanfic based on this it would be funny XD
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Yeah! It'd be so great!
Rufus: Reno... I'm waiting...
Reno: ...I may have... misplaced it...
Rufus: How do you misplace a helicopter?
Reno: Well... If it blows up, for example... you can't find all of the pieces... and the helicopter's parts, thus the helicopter itself, become misplaced.... so to speak...
Rufus: ...Are you telling me that you blew up my helicopter... My 56,000 gil helicopter?! *eye twitch*
Reno: I didn't blow it up! I broke the handle and it swerved over and blew itself up! I didn't do it! *slaps hand over mouth*
Rufus: *turns beet red* YOU SON OF A BITCH! THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE HELICOPTER! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT WORKING UP THE KIND OF MONEY IT TOOK--
Reno: I thought you got all of your money from the family funds...
Rufus: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! THIS IS COMING OUT OF YOUR SALARY! YOU WILL NOT BE PAID UNTIL I COLLECT ENOUGH OF THE MONEY I PAY YOU TO GET A NEW HELICOPTER!
Reno: 
Rufus: Well, you should have thought of that before you destroyed my helicopter! Now go pout in the corner while I go the things that I, Rufus Shinra, tend to normally do during the day. Oh, and you are not allowed to talk to anyone for the rest of the day, except for when you are asked a question and are giving an answer. And you are forbidden to even look in Rude's direction, he is not allowed to help you. Do I make myself clear?
Reno: Yes, sir...
Rufus: Good. Corner. Now.
Reno: ... *Goes to the corner and starts sobbing*
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no i haven't seen ether of them but ill check em out ^__^
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Thank you. A friend of mine made it for me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! X'D Oooooh that was completly out of hand..... Or more like only in hand!
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i love the look on Reno's face when he says WAIT!! lol its cute
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i laughed soooo hard when i read this. this is pure genius!
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Shockingly, this is the exact kind of behaviour my best friend often displays. I'm glad she didn't yet get hold of a helicopter.
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