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Published: 2008-09-30 05:01:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 13604; Favourites: 160; Downloads: 174
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Description ok, here we have Sarah Palin in a bikini.

I hope she, I mean, McCain wins. I know that 90% of the devaints on her are full blown zombie liberal just doing the usual anti-conservative whatever and I'm sure they are portraying her as a skank or something. Just something different. I can't believe that people were thinking McCain would choose Liberman as his running mate.

Did everyone forget Liberman tried to censor videogames? I guess so.

Anyways, I like Palin, she can skin a moose after she shot it. I'm sure I'll get flamed and stuff by some of the locals for this, but who cares... She's hot.

When I was drawing this, the last picture in my sketch book,(now i need a new one) someone (a cosplayer, I'll explain later) was all, "Why are you drawing her?" With an attitude.

"Because she's hot!" then they asked. "Are you going to vote for her?"

"Of course." I replied.

To think of it, me voting for McCain just because Palin is hot is just as ridiculious as someone else voting for Obama because he's black.

At least I don't feel guilty about it.

*update* my latest Palin drawing here:
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Comments: 516

Flameviper In reply to ??? [2008-10-11 04:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Fuck politics.

This is godly art right here.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Flameviper [2009-03-15 01:40:04 +0000 UTC]

I appreciate your boldness, son.

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Flameviper In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-16 20:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Flameviper [2009-03-16 20:40:44 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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Jaicei In reply to ??? [2008-10-08 22:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Yet another bush I can't trust. :[

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Yet another moron I can't stop laughing at. (This was so funny, I went for a second round)

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-15 01:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Yet another asshat I'd like to see banned.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-15 02:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Asshat? Damn, did you just come from Gaia?

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Why... no. You come from MySpace?

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-15 15:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Well, I get tired of "asshole"... "twat"..."retard"..."moron"..."twit"..."twerp"..."derp"..."hurr"..."vagina-face"..."buttt-head"...etcetera...

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-15 21:12:55 +0000 UTC]

Suspicion confirmed.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:19:52 +0000 UTC]

Ego confirmed. Diagnosis complete. Prescription: Neddle, size extra large and pointy.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-15 21:16:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I am a conservative. Go suck eggs, I am no fodder for your impending insults.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-15 21:34:39 +0000 UTC]

To be honest friend, I don't even remember what I said to start this off, nor do I care enough to go back check. But I must say, I'm amused and contented for it nonetheless. I can't believe I *still* have you going.

Enjoy your soap box. If you want to keep INTERNETS FIEGTing then I'll go along with it, it's the least I can do.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:21:55 +0000 UTC]

"Yet another bush I can't trust. :["

I really have a time bugging silly leftists.

You darn liberals, you.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-15 22:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Naw, it would give you too much satisfaction. 'Night, derp.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-15 22:59:14 +0000 UTC]

*Please* cut down on the South Park (at least I believe it was) lingo. My heart can barely take it.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:22:54 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know you brain was in your chest cavity... Are you sure you're not having heart burn from eating that thing you don't use?

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-15 23:08:51 +0000 UTC]

I don't care for that crap, jackass.

You have a heart? Oh, yeah. Your ego. Yup.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-16 01:07:04 +0000 UTC]

I can tell you're very sad. That's okay, here, I'm going to post a song that makes me laugh. Now you can smile too! : D

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME
BUT IT'S ALRIGHT, I LIKE ATTENTION
THE CLUB'S NOT HOT UNTIL I WALK THROUGH
THEY STOP AND STARE AND WATCH ME MOVE
LIKE "DAMN, I LIKE THAT"
I'M SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS
OH, IT'S LIKE THAT
I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT, UNDERSTAND?
YEAH, I'M HOT, BITCH
DON'T BE MAD AT ME GO CHECK YOUR MAN

GIRLS AND BOYS ARE LOOKING AT ME
I CAN'T BLAME 'EM 'CAUSE I'M SEXY, OW!

DON'T CARE WHO'S WATCHING ME
I DO JUST WHAT I WANT
JUST 'CAUSE I DANCE WITH YOU
DON'T MEAN YOU'RE GETTING SOME
DON'T GET EXCITED BABY
'CAUSE I MIGHT TURN YOU ON
TURN YOU ON, TURN YOU OUT
GIVE 'EM SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT

ALL THE BOYS ARE LOOKING UP AT ME
AS I DANCE ON THE TABLE TOP
TONIGHT I'LL BE THEIR LIQUID DREAMS
THEY WANT A PIECE OF WHAT I GOT
DAMN I LIKE THAT
SHE'S SEXY AND SHE'S SHAKING OVER ME
SHE'S HOT AND I CAN'T TAKE HER
I NEED A DRINK
I'M HOT YEAH
SHE'S COOLER THAN I EVER THOUGHT SHE'D BE

DON'T DANCE TOO CLOSE, I MIGHT TURN YOU ON
DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS ME, MY PAPERS NO
DON’T BELIEVE ALL THAT YOU READ MY ISH OUT LOUD
WE CAN DANCE ALL NIGHT BUT YOU AIN’T GETTING NONE, NONE
SORRY I TURNED YOU ON
TAKE A COLD SHOWER WHEN YOU GET HOME


Now re-read those lyrics in Sarah Palin's voive. It's okay- you can touch yourself if you need to.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:24:51 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty sad, really.

You use all this energy on me? I'm surprised you had enough leftover to type this dreck.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-16 20:49:47 +0000 UTC]

That was pure immature crap. You get your gay lover to help you with that, or is all on your own?

Honestly, if anyone's sad and attention-needy here, it would be the one pointing the fingers, dumbass.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-16 21:36:01 +0000 UTC]

Baby, you try to hurt me and I know for a fact that you love me. Why, you can't stay away from me! You kicked this puppy off two days ago (was it?) and you still can't keep your hands off of me.

I'm flattered.

You see, attention isn't much for it, as you don't seem the type I'm inclined to pursue it from. But you're frustration is delicious, admittedly, but even that isn't the big prize.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:25:59 +0000 UTC]

That just creeps me out. Skipping over this...

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-16 22:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, fake romance isn't a good window dressing for a screaming asshole. Either shut that tooth-filled anus and get on with life, or say something worthwhile so we can actually debate, rather than enacting a verbal pissing contest and having me critiquing your pithy drivel.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-17 00:00:25 +0000 UTC]

INTERNET DEBATE TIEM.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:26:17 +0000 UTC]

MORE FEWD TAHM.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-17 15:19:30 +0000 UTC]

RANDOM RETARDATION TIEM [TIME]

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-17 18:46:42 +0000 UTC]

AD HOMINEM.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:26:28 +0000 UTC]

TO THE MAN.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-17 19:14:39 +0000 UTC]

"To The Man"

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-17 21:32:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm calling shenanigans on that.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:26:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm calling imitation, mommy.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-18 01:27:36 +0000 UTC]

Shenanigans is a Victorian word that Victorian gentlemen use to decribe "dastardly" deeds committed by young children, known today as "the bullshit little brats pull".

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-18 06:50:07 +0000 UTC]

They have trampled my petticoat, this outrageousness will not stand.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:27:14 +0000 UTC]

They're dodging intelligent devate. Oh my.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-18 19:51:05 +0000 UTC]

We're not Victorians. Not to mention why should we equate ourselves with them when the majority of Victorian "gentlemen" and "ladies" were in actual fact really creepy perverts, into anything from BDSM to pedorasty.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-18 20:40:26 +0000 UTC]

Is that honestly the first thing you have to say about the era? Rethink for a moment.

That said, while said era seems right in way of timeline I'm quite inclined to say that the actual word in current form originated in the western US separated from much of that culture. At least, that's where the first known use of it in print or physical evidence was traced to, I believe.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-11-04 02:27:32 +0000 UTC]

More sidetracking; lovely...

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-18 21:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Yup. Let's also mention the medical technology and ideas were crap, the Englanders were highly uncleanly, the boys raised in that time were sexually abused in the extreme (by way of various "anti-erection devices" and severe punishments for bed-wetting and such), smoking was seen as a healthy practice, London was rife with thieves, serial killers, and madmen, various bizarre cults were formed (Spiritualists, for example.), child prostitution was not by any means rare, and, lastly, the Victorian culture was so rife with snobbery and unrealistic standards (like miniature waists).

And anyways, I was making light of the word shenanigans, not really explaining the roots of the word. Sheesh. Anal-rententive squawking much?

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-18 23:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-20 00:19:15 +0000 UTC]

Self-glorification... PANCAKES!!!

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-20 01:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-21 15:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Coppery

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-21 16:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-21 19:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Mercury

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-21 21:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-21 21:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Repetitive.

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Jaicei In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2009-03-21 23:41:24 +0000 UTC]

Irony.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to Jaicei [2009-03-21 23:55:12 +0000 UTC]

Cheese sandwich. Word abuse. Repetitive usage of inapplicable sound bytes. Mushrooms.

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