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Chrissyissypoo19 — Hetalia Crack! How Christiania Came To Be! part 3
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Published: 2012-06-28 14:41:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 9551; Favourites: 116; Downloads: 70
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So everyone knows that my little Christiania was supposedly the child of both Netherlands and Denmark....and it's true...in a way....BUT! Not in the way everyone is thinking!!! X3 SOOOOOOOO this is the one true story as to how Christiania actually came about! Warning: Loads of Stupid Crack...Enjoy...
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XDD Poor Ned never got to see the birth of his kid
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lol! probably had no idea he even had one until someone told him...
Uhhhh...yeah....this is yours...apparently.
.....wut?
....
So....this has gotten awkward....
.....*cricket chirps*
Are ye gonna help take care of him and give child support n stuff?
.....
WELL FINE! I'LL DO IT ALL BY MYSELF BECAUSE I'M AN AWESOME MOM!!! AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO TELL OUR SON ABOUT WHAT A DEAD BEAT FATHER HE HAS!!!!
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XDD Poor poor Denmom!DAMN IT NED! If you're a dead beat father you can forget about Denmark ever giving you the sex.
The kid won't last a day.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM THE MAN WHO BOUGHT HIS SON ON EBAY!
...... I need a smoke and a beer.
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(lol the Ebay part killed me! XD)
My family SUCKS!
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I honestly can't stop laughing. XD
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Yus! all according to plan!!! O3O
(lol so now you know...Christiania was made in Denmark's gallbladder with magic and drugs)
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PFFFFT-
(Yush.
WAIT.
Wouldn't that technically mean that England's his father,too?)
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no....he's more like the doctor who does in vitro fertilization. yup O__o
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That makes more sense. XD
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haha! yup! besides, i don't think he would want another crazy kid to take care of. XDD
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He'll probably end up with 'em, anyway.
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nah, Denmark really isn't one for sharin' his...well...anything! XD but i'm sure Denmother will teach little Christiania how to troll England
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And Holland'll probably teach him how to get higher than the clouds. XD
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I actually have a thing in my head already about that! HAHA! I think Denmark would try to make sure Christiania doesn't do any drugs there by forcing Neddy to stay clean around their kid. but then one day little Chris happens to find Daddy's "special" batch of brownies on the kitchen counter...and BOOM! addiction activation!
(lol i also have it in mind that they do the "ned you can visit on weekends" thing.)
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'Cause nothing make a drug addiction like happy brownies. :3
(That's probably how it'd work.)
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one more thing i want to draw now! XDDD
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It needs to be done. XD
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AND IT SHALL! (after i finish other requests first |D
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LIKE, TOTALLY. (PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.)
You should, like, make a Christiania page on FaceBook. :3
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Really? OMG! that would be hilarious! i was acutally thinking about doing an Ask Christiania on here! whatcha think?
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That'd be awesome. XD
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then let it be done!!! XD
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*dashes away to begin*
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*flails and runs around in a circle*
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pffft-! haha! XDDD flail...
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lol i'll get right on it! XD
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lol okey dokey! (btw, probably being blonde here, but does that smiley have a mustache?)
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pfft! haha! (lol don't feel bad....i keep getting them from here [link] spread the love!)
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pffft-! hahahaahaha!!!! XDDDD
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i'm random. xDD
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pffft-! haha! i can't beat that! XDDDD
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