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Chubbinator β This game's winner is: CARIAH!
Published: 2017-08-05 15:37:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 11035; Favourites: 294; Downloads: 80
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Layla: Cariah, is this really necessary?Cariah: Sure it is! I have to let you know that I'll ALWAYS be on top! Got it?
Layla: *angry grumbles*
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Cariah: Well, my buns are pretty soft, but I see what you're getting at.
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Null: I thought you would.
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Mr. Null, I have a question for you: How is someone as thin as you gonna last Layla? What does it look like she's made of, pudding? She's a robust sumo and she'll crush you to oblivion!
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Null: first: what do you mean by someone thin as me gonna last Layla? hasn't Mason told you? I am super strong. so I can carrying my own weight in a battle or sparing match. plus if you remember I have a lab and it has a gym and I have many inventions that may help.
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No, I don't know that since nobody knows what you look like. Layla could still crush you like a pancake!
Also, using science to fight? Who do you think you are, Doctor Octopus or something like that? I gotta robot for that stuff, but it ain't strong as these two, I'll tell you that much.
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Null: well Mason hasn't yet the chance to draw me but I promise you I have strong and I won't be flatten like a pancake. no I didn't mean like that I mean like building a training room with obstacles and solid holograms or building a personal training robot for her. I would never use the power of science to fight my battles. trust me I can hold my own against those colossal fatties.
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Hmmm... Can you finish my sentence, Divide, my personal robot?
Divide: (Walks up to Null and pulls out some metal tentacled claws out of his back.) You sure you can handle stuff like that? I have myself a tentacle pack in my back, red gooey stuff that makes you crazy and strong, a sandwich that makes you ripped, AND I'm a high tech robot, but Cariah or Layla is too much for me. They're just too fat and so strong...
Thanks, Divide. Now get outta here!
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Null: yeah I think I can handle stuff like that. if you are still not sure I can then let's have a sparing match right here and now?
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With me? HAH! No way!
But I can make an exception... (Pulls out a flask full of red goo.) You sure you can handle this? I think fighting the two is much more safe.
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Null: yes I can handle it. just come at me already. *I make a hand gesture that says come at me as I put up my arms for defense* well I'll face them when they are ready.Β
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Whatever you say, pal. I'll go easy on ya.
(Drinks the entire flask of red stuff... and it make painful strains on my body, makes me seem larger, and, gives me a distorted voice, & covers up my face to have half of it see the face of a mutant!)
After you, meaty boy! Nyahahahahaaaah!
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Null: alright here I come! *I rush at him and punch him in the stomach and it sends him a few feet's away. and then I go for a tackle* how's this!
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Oooooh, that's nothing! I'll show YOU some real horseplay!
(With a freaky long hand, I pick him up and throw him on the ground.)
Man, what fun that was, I thought my excitement would be overthrown!
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Null: *he throws me but I get back up and act like it was nothing* is that all you have? just throwing me into the ground? here let me show you what I really made of! *start running at him and start hitting him with multiple fists and then go for a triple kick, when that was done I grab his arms and throw him at the roof as he fell I get ready to punch him in the stomach and hit him soo hard that my fist was digging right into his stomach as he rockets up back at the roof and through it* how's that Punk?!
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I can withstand anything you throw, Einstein! I'll give you a REAL throwdown! How about you pick someone your own size, or better yet, someone BEYOND your size?!
(Grabs Layla under her match and uses her to slam Null with great force!)
Enjoying the show, so far? I was told that it TOTALLY FLOPPED! NYAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!
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Null: nah not yet but how about you now? *I stop Layla slamming by stopping her with both of my hands and then I grab Layla from him and hold her in my hands* Layla use bodyslam! *as I said that I throw her at him as she bodyslams him to the floor* how does the ground taste?!
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It feels like pudding, that your answer?
(Moves the fat bunny out of the carnage.)
Let's go for a swing, nugget! (Picks him up by the arms and legs with his loooong fingers, and then starts to slam his body against the ground repeatedly.)
SMASH, SMASH, CRASH, CRASH, CRUSH, CRUSH!!! HAD ENOUGH FUN YET, NYAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAH!!!!
(I begin to start mutating into a slightly larger being, but I start to moan and choke on pain as the red stuff consumes me!)
Divide: Oh crap! He's starting to lose control! Hang on, Null! I'm coming to help you out!!Β
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Null: nope cause the fun is just about to begin! *I pop my knuckles and twist my neck a little until it made a pop sound, I start punch him repeatedly as I also grab him by the arm and slam him on the ground repeatedly* have you had enough? my pokemon throw much more of a fight than you!
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I said I was going easy on you, wasn't I? READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR-
(Suddenly, I was grabbed by four metal tentacles by something!)
HUH?!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
Divide: Null! Get him as hard as you can! You better thank me for this, he was almost gonna kill you and lose control of his mind!
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Null: ha! kill me? I was warming up! didn't you see me punching him repeatedly and slam him on the ground repeatedly? I was about to win before you stepped in. just let him go and let us finish our fight okay? I am tougher than you give me credit for.
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Divide: You don't understand! Look at him! He's practically losing touch of reality!
*Snarling and groaning noises of death* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Divide: Dude, just finish him off! You have no idea what that red goo is capable of!
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Null: I am fully aware of the red goo but I am fully capable of beating him without breaking a sweat. fine but I will beat him next time. *I punch him so hard that he falls unconscious* there now will he be okay? and where is his pokemon? Β
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Divide: Pokemon? I don't know..
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
(All the goo is gone...)
You're lucky I went easy on you, if I went full force, you woulda been dead! Hehehe!
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Null: well I guess I can consider lucky that you went easy on me and didn't kill me. but you do know now I am capable of taking on Layla and Cariah right?
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Null: well where's Kayla and Vendetta? are you still going on about killing me because of that goo? I was the one going easy on you. I could have hit you with a Ki blast. so where's Kayla and Vendetta dude?
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Cariah: It was very close... maybe with your help, she could stand a chance one day.
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Null: really? well when you get the chance maybe you can give me the full story.
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Those puns really add to the weight of the situation
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Null: woah! how did this happen? are you okay Layla? oh and congrats Cariah! 
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Don't feel bad, Layla! At least you two have your own personal chef!
Divide: F$#% YOU NICK! F$#% YOU!!! WHY DID YOU F$#%ING BET ME OVER A F$#%ING SUMO MATCH?!?!
Alrighty! He's yours to keep until December!
Divide: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Nice, Cariah! You sure look awesome as a big plump mega Lucario, too!
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Congratulations, Cariah!
I know this seems dumb, but do you think you can do a tag team with Layla and try to fight me? I got a BIG trick up my sleeve!
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Layla: Fight YOU?! No pokemon or anything?
Cariah: After seeing what you did with Divide, I'm not sure if I want to...
Layla: Who's Divide?
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Divide: All you two need to know is that I gotta serve you as a butler until December. You need anything, ring me up, I'll fix you a damn good cake.
YES! I want you to fight me, but not like that! Divide, can you do the thing?
Divide: Which thing?
The one that involves the red stuff, but not too much. I need to keep it under control!
Divide: Not the red stuff! NOT THE RED STUFF!!!
Yeah, I used it on Divide once, he's traumatized by it. Come on, man! Give it to me!
Divide: (Wells up in tears of fear) OK.... (Hands him a cup of red goo)
Now, you two, if you wanna have Divide to yourselves, FIGHT MEH!
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Cariah: Nobody can stop this booty!
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Cariah: Thanks Raiden!
Layla: Please help me!
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You're welcome!Β Um, sorry Layla.Β I don't think there's anything I can do...
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Me: Yep, I think your stuck there for as long as Cariah wants.
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Me: Well, maybe you can win against Marsha once she weighs the same as you.
Marsha: Are you saying I won't win against her???Β ):<
Me: No, I'm saying she might win.
Marsha: We'll see about that!
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